These 31 Offensive Church Signs Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Nearly every church as a sign and many are quite clever. The entire purpose is to make people think about bringing God into their lives; however, sometimes their messages are hilariously offensive even if it wasn’t the intent.

Some funny church signs prove that punctuation can make a BIG difference but some messages are downright nasty. These 31 hilariously offensive church signs are sure to make you laugh out loud.

1)

“Is church whack? Teens 12-18, find out!”

 

2)

“Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water.”

 

3)

31 Church Signs - "Best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat. Pastor Thomas Ressler."

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“Best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat. Pastor Thomas Ressler.”

 

4)

“Pray for a good harvest. But keep on hoeing.”

 

5)

“Obama. Osama. Humm, are they brothers?”

6)

31 Church Signs - "Jesus says that marriage is between one man and one man."

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“Jesus says that marriage is between one man and one man.”

 

7)

31 Church Signs - "Don't let Jesus catch you riding dirty."

Twitter / @kscotthale

“Don’t let Jesus catch you riding dirty.”

 

8)

31 Church Signs - "Jesus had 2 dads and he turned out just fine."

Twitter / @nncc

“Jesus had 2 dads and he turned out just fine.”

 

9)

“Our prayers are with the Black family.”

 

10)

“God can use you at any age, if you are willing.”

 

11)

31 Church Signs - "Clown led worship."

Twitter / @HipWhiteJesus

“Clown led worship.”

 

12)

“Shock your mom. Go to church.”

 

13)

“There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.”

 

14)

“Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah.”

 

15)

“God enters by a private door into every individual.”

 

16)

“Don’t be so open-minded. Your brains fall out.”

 

17)

“Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.”

 

18)

“Listen squirt. Need a change? We will luv you, huggie you, and pamper you!”

 

19)

“People use duct tape to fix everything…God used nails.”

 

20)

“Will I have a moustache in heaven?”

 

21)

“Welcome our new Senior Pastor – Dick Wisdom. Assoc – Patty Anderson.”

 

22)

31 Church Signs - "God answers knee-mail."

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“God answers knee-mail.”

 

23)

“Prayer – Wireless access to God with no roaming fee.”

 

24)

“Get off of Facebook and into my book — God.”

 

25)

31 Church Signs - "What happens in Vegas is forgiven here."

Twitter / @TigheJaffe

“What happens in Vegas is forgiven here.”

 

26)

“Follow us on Twitter at hmumchurch.”

27)

31 Church Signs - "Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawnchair."

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“Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawnchair.”

 

28)

“Car aren’t the only thing recalled by their maker.”

 

29)

“Forbidden fruits create many jams.”

 

30)

“Anal convention. Lord, we just want to thank you.”

 

31)

“Our church is like fudge. Sweet with a few nuts.”

I’m sure many of these signs were intentional but they are hilarious nonetheless! Please share these hilariously funny and offensive church signs with your friends and family.

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