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These 31 Offensive Church Signs Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Nearly every church as a sign and many are quite clever. The entire purpose is to make people think about bringing God into their lives; however, sometimes their messages are hilariously offensive even if it wasn’t the intent.

Some funny church signs prove that punctuation can make a BIG difference but some messages are downright nasty. These 31 hilariously offensive church signs are sure to make you laugh out loud.

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31 Church Signs - "Is church whack? Teens 12-18, find out!"
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“Is church whack? Teens 12-18, find out!”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water."
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“Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat. Pastor Thomas Ressler."
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“Best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat. Pastor Thomas Ressler.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Pray for a good harvest. But keep on hoeing."
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“Pray for a good harvest. But keep on hoeing.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Obama. Osama. Humm, are they brothers?"
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“Obama. Osama. Humm, are they brothers?”

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31 Church Signs - "Jesus says that marriage is between one man and one man."
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“Jesus says that marriage is between one man and one man.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Don't let Jesus catch you riding dirty."
Twitter / @kscotthale

“Don’t let Jesus catch you riding dirty.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Jesus had 2 dads and he turned out just fine."
Twitter / @nncc

“Jesus had 2 dads and he turned out just fine.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Our prayers are with the Black family."
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“Our prayers are with the Black family.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "God can use you at any age, if you are willing."
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“God can use you at any age, if you are willing.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Clown led worship."
Twitter / @HipWhiteJesus

“Clown led worship.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Shock your mom. Go to church."
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“Shock your mom. Go to church.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "There are some questions that can't be answered by Google."
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“There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah."
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“Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "God enters by a private door into every individual."
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“God enters by a private door into every individual.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Don't be so open-minded. Your brains fall out."
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“Don’t be so open-minded. Your brains fall out.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help."
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“Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Listen squirt. Need a change? We will luv you, huggie you, and pamper you!"
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“Listen squirt. Need a change? We will luv you, huggie you, and pamper you!”

 

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31 Church Signs - "People use duct tape to fix everything...God used nails."
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“People use duct tape to fix everything…God used nails.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Will I have a moustache in heaven?"
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“Will I have a moustache in heaven?”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Welcome our new Senior Pastor - Dick Wisdom. Assoc - Patty Anderson."
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“Welcome our new Senior Pastor – Dick Wisdom. Assoc – Patty Anderson.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "God answers knee-mail."
Twitter / @JLeslieWeimar

“God answers knee-mail.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Prayer - Wireless access to God with no roaming fee."
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“Prayer – Wireless access to God with no roaming fee.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Get off of Facebook and into my book -- God."
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“Get off of Facebook and into my book — God.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "What happens in Vegas is forgiven here."
Twitter / @TigheJaffe

“What happens in Vegas is forgiven here.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Follow us on Twitter at hmumchurch."
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“Follow us on Twitter at hmumchurch.”

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31 Church Signs - "Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawnchair."
Twitter / @photosandbacon

“Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawnchair.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Car aren't the only thing recalled by their maker."
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“Car aren’t the only thing recalled by their maker.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Forbidden fruits create many jams."
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“Forbidden fruits create many jams.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Anal convention. Lord, we just want to thank you."
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“Anal convention. Lord, we just want to thank you.”

 

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31 Church Signs - "Our church is like fudge. Sweet with a few nuts."
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“Our church is like fudge. Sweet with a few nuts.”

I’m sure many of these signs were intentional but they are hilarious nonetheless! Please share these hilariously funny and offensive church signs with your friends and family.

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