45 Church Signs That Will Have You Laughing All the Way Home From Church!

There are a lot of signs out there and one of the funniest I’ve seen in a long time has to be truck signs but many church signs are just as funny! The best part about these signs is that most of them are not meant to be funny but how they are worded can make them hilarious.

Other times though, the pastor has a sense of humor and wants to enlighten his congregation with a Sunday laugh and they succeed. The following 45 funny church signs are a joy to read and you’ll laugh at how clever these signs really are!

1) Some church signs don’t intentionally try to be funny, they just are!

45 Funny Church Signs - Behold, I come quickly - Jesus.
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“Behold, I come quickly – Jesus.”

2)

45 Funny Church Signs - Midnight mass and toga party. B.Y.O.B.J (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus).
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“Midnight mass and toga party. B.Y.O.B.J (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus).”

3)

45 Funny Church Signs - If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
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“If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”

4)

45 Funny Church Signs - Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit.
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“Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit.”

5) Enjoy the drive with funny church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - At Jesus Way, the the right turn, others go to hell.
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“At Jesus Way, take the right turn, others go to hell.”

6)

45 Funny Church Signs - Easter comes once a year. How often do you?
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“Easter comes once a year. How often do you?”

7)

45 Funny Church Signs - Who's your daddy?
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“Who’s your daddy?”

8)

45 Funny Church Signs - A 4-inch tongue can bring a 6-foot man to his knees.
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“A 4-inch tongue can bring a 6-foot man to his knees.”

9)

45 Funny Church Signs - Open your mouth & I will fill it.
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“Open your mouth & I will fill it.”

10)

45 Funny Church Signs - Don't give up! Moses was once a basket case!
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“Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket case!”

11)

45 Funny Church Signs - Keep using my name in vain. I'll make rush hour longer - God.
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“Keep using my name in vain. I’ll make rush hour longer – God.”

12) I also like funny church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - I kissed a girl and I like it. Then I went to hell.
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“I kissed a girl and I like it. Then I went to hell.”

13)

45 Funny Church Signs - God is the Potter not Harry.
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“God is the Potter, not Harry.”

14)

45 Funny Church Signs - Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.
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“Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.”

15) Funny church signs are a blessing.

45 Funny Church Signs - Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever & lawnchair.
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“Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever & lawnchair.”

16)

45 Funny Church Signs - Jesus would sooo smack you in the head!
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“Jesus would sooo smack you in the head!”

17) Stop, drop, and roll with funny church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - Stop drop & roll won't work in hell.
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“Stop drop & roll won’t work in hell.”

18)

45 Funny Church Signs - You can't enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.
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“You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.”

19)

45 Funny Church Signs - Marriage is a 3some. Man, woman & God.
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“Marriage is a 3some. Man, woman & God.”

20) Funny church signs can get a little naughty!

45 Funny Church Signs - Staying in bed shouting,
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“Staying in bed shouting, “Oh God!” does not constitute going to church.”

21)

45 Funny Church Signs - Tired of being a loser? Turn to God.
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“Tired of being a loser? Turn to God.”

22)

45 Funny Church Signs - What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!
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“What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!”

23)

45 Funny Church Signs - The best way to the top is on your knees.
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“The best way to the top is on your knees.”

24)

45 Funny Church Signs - Face powder may get a man it takes baking powder to keep him.
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“Face powder may get a man it takes baking powder to keep him.”

25) Gotta love funny church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - Real friends don't rub it in. They rub it out.
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“Real friends don’t rub it in. They rub it out.”

26)

45 Funny Church Signs - Eat the devil's corn. You will choke on his cob.
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“Eat the devil’s corn. You will choke on his cob.”

27) Drop it like its hot with funny church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - Bring your sin 2 the alter and drop it like it's hot.
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“Bring your sin 2 the alter and drop it like it’s hot.”

28)

45 Funny Church Signs - In your right hand there are pleasures forever.
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“In your right hand, there are pleasures forever.”

29)

45 Funny Church Signs - Church parking. Violators will be baptized.
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“Church parking. Violators will be baptized.”

30) Relatable church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - God didn't create anything without a purpose. But, mosquitoes come close.
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“God didn’t create anything without a purpose. But, mosquitoes come close.”

31)

45 Funny Church Signs - Jesus is touching you!
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“Jesus is touching you!”

32)

45 Funny Church Signs - A loose tongue gets into tight places.
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“A loose tongue gets into tight places.”

33)

45 Funny Church Signs - Satan called. He wants his weather back.
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“Satan called. He wants his weather back.”

34)

45 Funny Church Signs - Jesus is alive and dangerous.
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“Jesus is alive and dangerous.”

35) What’s cool? Funny church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.
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“Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.”

36)

45 Funny Church Signs - I don't know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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“I don’t know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?”

37)

45 Funny Church Signs - Whoever stole our AC units, keep one. It is hot where you're going.
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“Whoever stole our AC units, keep one. It is hot where you’re going.”

38)

45 Funny Church Signs - The best gift a mother ever gave was time spent on her knees.
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“The best gift a mother ever gave was time spent on her knees.”

39)

45 Funny Church Signs - Walmart is not the only saving place.
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“Walmart is not the only saving place.”

40) Sin is not laughing at these funny church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - Sin is a family of ugly relatives.
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“Sin is a family of ugly relatives.”

41)

45 Funny Church Signs - Hang out with Jesus. He hung out for you.
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“Hang out with Jesus. He hung out for you.”

42) Honk if you love funny church signs.

45 Funny Church Signs - Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
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“Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.”

43)

45 Funny Church Signs - Maury is not the only place to find your father.
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“Maury is not the only place to find your father.”

44)

45 Funny Church Signs - Free beer! Just kidding. Free Jesus on Sunday.
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“Free beer! Just kidding. Free Jesus on Sunday.”

45) I hope you enjoyed these funny church signs!

45 Funny Church Signs - God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
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“God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.”

H/t: LifeBuzz

These signs are hilarious and would definitely make me chuckle on Sunday morning. Please share these funny church signs with your friends and family.

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