There are a lot of signs out there and one of the funniest I’ve seen in a long time has to be truck signs but many church signs are just as funny! The best part about these signs is that most of them are not meant to be funny but how they are worded can make them hilarious.
Other times though, the pastor has a sense of humor and wants to enlighten his congregation with a Sunday laugh and they succeed. The following 45 funny church signs are a joy to read and you’ll laugh at how clever these signs really are!
1) Some church signs don’t intentionally try to be funny, they just are!
“Behold, I come quickly – Jesus.”
“Midnight mass and toga party. B.Y.O.B.J (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus).”
“If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
“Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit.”
5) Enjoy the drive with funny church signs.
“At Jesus Way, take the right turn, others go to hell.”
“Easter comes once a year. How often do you?”
“Who’s your daddy?”
“A 4-inch tongue can bring a 6-foot man to his knees.”
“Open your mouth & I will fill it.”
“Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket case!”
“Keep using my name in vain. I’ll make rush hour longer – God.”
12) I also like funny church signs.
“I kissed a girl and I like it. Then I went to hell.”
“God is the Potter, not Harry.”
“Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.”
15) Funny church signs are a blessing.
“Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever & lawnchair.”
“Jesus would sooo smack you in the head!”
17) Stop, drop, and roll with funny church signs.
“Stop drop & roll won’t work in hell.”
“You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.”
“Marriage is a 3some. Man, woman & God.”
20) Funny church signs can get a little naughty!
“Staying in bed shouting, “Oh God!” does not constitute going to church.”
“Tired of being a loser? Turn to God.”
“What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!”
“The best way to the top is on your knees.”
“Face powder may get a man it takes baking powder to keep him.”
25) Gotta love funny church signs.
“Real friends don’t rub it in. They rub it out.”
“Eat the devil’s corn. You will choke on his cob.”
27) Drop it like its hot with funny church signs.
“Bring your sin 2 the alter and drop it like it’s hot.”
“In your right hand, there are pleasures forever.”
“Church parking. Violators will be baptized.”
30) Relatable church signs.
“God didn’t create anything without a purpose. But, mosquitoes come close.”
“Jesus is touching you!”
“A loose tongue gets into tight places.”
“Satan called. He wants his weather back.”
“Jesus is alive and dangerous.”
35) What’s cool? Funny church signs.
“Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.”
“I don’t know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?”
“Whoever stole our AC units, keep one. It is hot where you’re going.”
“The best gift a mother ever gave was time spent on her knees.”
“Walmart is not the only saving place.”
40) Sin is not laughing at these funny church signs.
“Sin is a family of ugly relatives.”
“Hang out with Jesus. He hung out for you.”
42) Honk if you love funny church signs.
“Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.”
“Maury is not the only place to find your father.”
“Free beer! Just kidding. Free Jesus on Sunday.”
45) I hope you enjoyed these funny church signs!
“God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.”
These signs are hilarious and would definitely make me chuckle on Sunday morning. Please share these funny church signs with your friends and family.