31 Hilariously Funny Signs from The Simpsons That You May Have Missed

The Simpsons first episode aired on December 17, 1989, and every episode is a gem full of subtle and not-so-subtle humor. Now in its 26th season, the sitcom is as funny now as it was then and it keeps it fresh with every episode.

You may have seen many funny signs in episodes of The Simpsons but sometimes they flash by so quickly that you may need to hit the rewind button if you have a DVR. But once you see them, you can’t unsee them! Here are 31 funny signs around Springfield you may have missed and each one is a comedic gem.

1) Funny signs from The Simpsons…

31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Stern Lecture Plumbing - I told you not to flush that."

“Stern Lecture Plumbing – I told you not to flush that.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Merry Widow Insurance Co."

“Merry Widow Insurance Co.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop."

“Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Now entering Winnipeg. We were born here, what's your excuse?"

“Now entering Winnipeg. We were born here, what’s your excuse?”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Springfield Psychiatric Center - Because there may not be bugs on you."

“Springfield Psychiatric Center – Because there may not be bugs on you.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Pool Sharks - Where the buyer is our chum."

“Pool Sharks – Where the buyer is our chum.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Animal Assistants - As felt in Braille Weekly."

“Animal Assistants – As felt in Braille Weekly.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Free Health Fair - Welcome cheapskates!"

“Free Health Fair – Welcome cheapskates!”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Sleep-Easy Motel - Hourly rates adult movies."

“Sleep-Easy Motel – Hourly rates adult movies.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "It Blows - The air conditioner store."

“It Blows – The air conditioner store.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Springfield Funeral Home - Same low price, even for fatties!"

“Springfield Funeral Home – Same low price, even for fatties!”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Tonight: Surprise tribute to Seymour Skinner."

“Tonight: Surprise tribute to Seymour Skinner.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Springfield Dog Track - Think of them as little horses."

“Springfield Dog Track – Think of them as little horses.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Springfield Retirement Castle - Where the elderly can hide from the inevitable."

“Springfield Retirement Castle – Where the elderly can hide from the inevitable.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Please visit on YOUR convict."

“Please visit on YOUR convict.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "If I kill you, you don't pay - Dr. Nick Riviera."

“If I kill you, you don’t pay – Dr. Nick Riviera.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "U2 Moving Crew - We move in mysterious ways."

“U2 Moving Crew – We move in mysterious ways.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Springfield Sperm Bank Est. 1858 - Put your sperm in our hands."

“Springfield Sperm Bank Est. 1858 – Put your sperm in our hands.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Plastic Surgery Center - Correcting God's mistakes."

“Plastic Surgery Center – Correcting God’s mistakes.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Springfield Dental Complex - No matter how you brush, you're doing it wrong."

“Springfield Dental Complex – No matter how you brush, you’re doing it wrong.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Stoner's Pot Palace."

“Stoner’s Pot Palace.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Child Psychiatrist - Where imaginary friends come to die."

“Child Psychiatrist – Where imaginary friends come to die.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "No Escaping Please."

“No Escaping Please.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Parent/Teacher Night - Let's share the blame."

“Parent/Teacher Night – Let’s share the blame.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Bachelor Arms - Swimming pool now corpse-free."

“Bachelor Arms – Swimming pool now corpse-free.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "In 'n' Out Ear Piercing - If it dangles, we'll punch a hole in it."

“In ‘n’ Out Ear Piercing – If it dangles, we’ll punch a hole in it.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Royal Majesty For The Obese Or Gangly Gentleman - No food or drink allowed in-store."

“Royal Majesty For The Obese Or Gangly Gentleman – No food or drink allowed in-store.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Tonight: Professional Ballet. Tommorrow: Closed to fix a gas leak."

“Tonight: Professional Ballet. Tommorrow: Closed to fix a gas leak.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs -

“Tonight: Charity bachelor auction. Tomorrow: I retire, ya bastards.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "SprawlMart - Not a Parody of WalMart."

“SprawlMart – Not a Parody of WalMart.”

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31 Funny Simpsons Signs - "Keep Out, Or Enter. I'm a sign, not a cop."

“Keep Out, Or Enter. I’m a sign, not a cop.”

H/t: 22 Words

Writers and animators are known to drop in many comedic references or “easter eggs” in episodes so keep an eye out for them. Please share these funny signs with your friends and family.

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