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Nearly every church has a sign and many are quite clever. The entire purpose is to make people think about bringing God into their lives; however, sometimes their messages are hilariously offensive even if it wasn’t the intent.
Some funny church signs prove that punctuation can make a BIG difference but some messages are downright nasty. These 31 hilariously offensive signs are sure to make you laugh out loud.
1) Whack church signs.
![31 Church Signs - "Is church whack? Teens 12-18, find out!"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-01.jpg?resize=720%2C539&ssl=1)
“Is church whack? Teens 12-18, find out!”
2)
![31 Church Signs - "Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-02.jpg?resize=720%2C540&ssl=1)
“Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water.”
3)
![31 Church Signs - "Best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat. Pastor Thomas Ressler."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-03.jpg?resize=720%2C513&ssl=1)
“Best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat. Pastor Thomas Ressler.”
4) Pray for funny church signs.
![31 Church Signs - "Pray for a good harvest. But keep on hoeing."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-04.jpg?resize=720%2C543&ssl=1)
“Pray for a good harvest. But keep on hoeing.”
5)
![31 Church Signs - "Obama. Osama. Humm, are they brothers?"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-05.jpg?resize=720%2C540&ssl=1)
“Obama. Osama. Humm, are they brothers?”
6)
![31 Church Signs - "Jesus says that marriage is between one man and one man."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-06.jpg?resize=720%2C539&ssl=1)
“Jesus says that marriage is between one man and one man.”
7) Dirty church signs.
![31 Church Signs - "Don't let Jesus catch you riding dirty."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-07.jpg?resize=720%2C573&ssl=1)
“Don’t let Jesus catch you riding dirty.”
8)
![31 Church Signs - "Jesus had 2 dads and he turned out just fine."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-08.jpg?resize=720%2C480&ssl=1)
“Jesus had 2 dads and he turned out just fine.”
9)
![31 Church Signs - "Our prayers are with the Black family."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-09.jpg?resize=720%2C540&ssl=1)
“Our prayers are with the Black family.”
10)
![31 Church Signs - "God can use you at any age, if you are willing."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-10.jpg?resize=720%2C562&ssl=1)
“God can use you at any age, if you are willing.”
11) Funny church signs.
![31 Church Signs - "Clown led worship."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-11.jpg?resize=720%2C783&ssl=1)
“Clown led worship.”
12)
![31 Church Signs - "Shock your mom. Go to church."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-12.jpg?resize=720%2C540&ssl=1)
“Shock your mom. Go to church.”
13)
![31 Church Signs - "There are some questions that can't be answered by Google."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-13.jpg?resize=720%2C750&ssl=1)
“There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.”
14)
![31 Church Signs - "Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-14.jpg?resize=720%2C502&ssl=1)
“Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah.”
15) Church sign fails.
![31 Church Signs - "God enters by a private door into every individual."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-15.jpg?resize=720%2C499&ssl=1)
“God enters by a private door into every individual.”
16)
![31 Church Signs - "Don't be so open-minded. Your brains fall out."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-16.jpg?resize=720%2C624&ssl=1)
“Don’t be so open-minded. Your brains fall out.”
17)
![31 Church Signs - "Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-17.jpg?resize=720%2C624&ssl=1)
“Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.”
18)
![31 Church Signs - "Listen squirt. Need a change? We will luv you, huggie you, and pamper you!"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-18.jpg?resize=720%2C482&ssl=1)
“Listen squirt. Need a change? We will luv you, huggie you, and pamper you!”
19)
![31 Church Signs - "People use duct tape to fix everything...God used nails."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-19.jpg?resize=720%2C429&ssl=1)
“People use duct tape to fix everything…God used nails.”
20)
!["Will I have a moustache in heaven?"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-20.jpg?resize=720%2C598&ssl=1)
“Will I have a moustache in heaven?”
21)
!["Welcome our new Senior Pastor - Dick Wisdom. Assoc - Patty Anderson."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-21.jpg?resize=720%2C494&ssl=1)
“Welcome our new Senior Pastor – Dick Wisdom. Assoc – Patty Anderson.”
22)
!["God answers knee-mail."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-22.jpg?resize=720%2C624&ssl=1)
“God answers knee-mail.”
23) Church signs with no roaming fees.
!["Prayer - Wireless access to God with no roaming fee."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-23.jpg?resize=720%2C382&ssl=1)
“Prayer – Wireless access to God with no roaming fee.”
24)
!["Get off of Facebook and into my book -- God."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-24.jpg?resize=720%2C540&ssl=1)
“Get off of Facebook and into my book — God.”
25)
!["What happens in Vegas is forgiven here."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-25.jpg?resize=720%2C484&ssl=1)
“What happens in Vegas is forgiven here.”
26) Follow church signs.
!["Follow us on Twitter at hmumchurch."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-26.jpg?resize=720%2C574&ssl=1)
“Follow us on Twitter at hmumchurch.”
27)
!["Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawnchair."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-27.jpg?resize=720%2C532&ssl=1)
“Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawnchair.”
28)
!["Car aren't the only thing recalled by their maker."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-28.jpg?resize=720%2C684&ssl=1)
“Car aren’t the only thing recalled by their maker.”
29)
!["Forbidden fruits create many jams."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-29.jpg?resize=720%2C499&ssl=1)
“Forbidden fruits create many jams.”
30) Thank God for church signs.
!["Anal convention. Lord, we just want to thank you."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-30.jpg?resize=720%2C590&ssl=1)
“Anal convention. Lord, we just want to thank you.”
31) I hope you enjoyed these funny church signs!
!["Our church is like fudge. Sweet with a few nuts."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/These-31-Offensive-Church-Signs-Will-Make-You-Laugh-Out-Loud-31.jpg?resize=720%2C540&ssl=1)
“Our church is like fudge. Sweet with a few nuts.”
I’m sure many of these signs were intentional but they are hilarious nonetheless! Please share these hilariously funny and offensive signs with your friends and family.