85 Funny Halloween Memes Just as Weird as Living in 2020

You’d think Halloween memes in 2020 would be weird but thankfully, the Halloween season seems intact. Like basically everything in 2020, Halloween may be much different than other years but it doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate Halloween!

Whether you’re celebrating Halloween at home with your family or having a more traditional Halloween party, Halloween in 2020 will be great. To help you celebrate, we scoured every scary corner of the web to find you the best funny Halloween memes just for you! Enjoy and have a Happy and Safe Halloween!

1) Let the Halloween memes begin!

"It is actually very rare for a full moon to occur on Halloween. Although, it's predicted to occur on 10/31/2020. Everyone."

“It is actually very rare for a full moon to occur on Halloween. Although, it’s predicted to occur on 10/31/2020. Everyone.”

2)

"I don't always eat Halloween candy but when I do, I eat fourteen fun-sized packs at a time."

“I don’t always eat Halloween candy but when I do, I eat fourteen fun-sized packs at a time.”

3)

"And there, standing in the doorway, she saw...The vacuum!"
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“And there, standing in the doorway, she saw…The vacuum!”

4) Halloween memes featuring winning costumes!

"Another rare case of a parenting Halloween costume win."

“Another rare case of a parenting Halloween costume win.”

5)

"Backside of mom's gravestone. Every time someone asked for her cookie recipe, she said, 'Over my dead body!'"

“Backside of mom’s gravestone. Every time someone asked for her cookie recipe, she said, ‘Over my dead body!'”

6)

"My bank account. Me. Spooky decorations I don't need."

“My bank account. Me. Spooky decorations I don’t need.”

7)

"Behind every perfect Jack-O-lantern pic: 5 kids running around with knives. 4 pans of pumpkin seeds nobody eats. 3 Pinterest photos you failed to recreate. 2 parents yelling at each other. 1 exhausted mom holding an iPhone."

“Behind every perfect Jack-O-lantern pic: 5 kids running around with knives. 4 pans of pumpkin seeds nobody eats. 3 Pinterest photos you failed to recreate. 2 parents yelling at each other. 1 exhausted mom holding an iPhone.”

8)

"Being pumped for Halloween but still trying to stay professional like..."

“Being pumped for Halloween but still trying to stay professional like…”

9)

"Buying Halloween stuff like..."

“Buying Halloween stuff like…”

10)

"Can I get an amen? Because Halloween is on a Saturday this year."

“Can I get an amen? Because Halloween is on a Saturday this year.”

11)

"And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end. Then bam Christmas carols everywhere."

“And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end. Then bam Christmas carols everywhere.”

12)

"Come at me bro."

“Come at me bro.”

13)

"What do we call people who don't like Halloween? Boring, we call them boring."

“What do we call people who don’t like Halloween? Boring, we call them boring.”

14) Gotta love funny Halloween memes!

"I don't like Halloween. Blocked."

“I don’t like Halloween. Blocked.”

15)

"Every day is Halloween for a Horror fan...We just go crazy in October."

“Every day is Halloween for a Horror fan…We just go crazy in October.”

16)

"Everyone's like summer's going to fast and I'm over here like when's Halloween."

“Everyone’s like summer’s going to fast and I’m over here like when’s Halloween.”

17)

"Me: *feels a cold breeze outside* Also me:"

“Me: *feels a cold breeze outside* Also me:”

18)

"Find out Halloween 2020 is a full moon, a blue moon, on a Saturday, and gets an extra hour at 2 AM because of daylight savings:"

“Find out Halloween 2020 is a full moon, a blue moon, on a Saturday, and gets an extra hour at 2 AM because of daylight savings:”

19)

"Football season? Don't be silly, darling, it's Halloween season."

“Football season? Don’t be silly, darling, it’s Halloween season.”

20)

"For the last time son. Ozzy is not under your bed!"

“For the last time son. Ozzy is not under your bed!”

21)

"Friend: Do you worship the devil? Me: No darling, he worships me."

“Friend: Do you worship the devil? Me: No darling, he worships me.”

22)

Get in...We're going shopping for Halloween stuff!"

Get in…We’re going shopping for Halloween stuff!”

23) Be the life of the party with Halloween memes!

"Me getting ready for Halloween: If you can't summons flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine."

“Me getting ready for Halloween: If you can’t summons flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”

24)

"Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch."

“Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.”

25)

"Have a boo-tiful day!"

“Have a boo-tiful day!”

26)

"I'm here to decorate your house for October."

“I’m here to decorate your house for October.”

27)

"Me when I smell pumpkin spice: Ooooo."

“Me when I smell pumpkin spice: Ooooo.”

28)

"I'd be willing to have children just so it won't be awkward for me to continue trick-or-treating."

“I’d be willing to have children just so it won’t be awkward for me to continue trick-or-treating.”

29)

"If I'm going to take you all over the neighborhood begging for candy, then yes, I'm going to take half...It's called a Candy Tax."

“If I’m going to take you all over the neighborhood begging for candy, then yes, I’m going to take half…It’s called a Candy Tax.”

30) I think this counts as a naughty Halloween meme!

"I'm done."

“I’m done.”

31)

"Is Halloween EVER going to get here?"

“Is Halloween EVER going to get here?”

32)

"It's never too early to hang Halloween decorations."

“It’s never too early to hang Halloween decorations.”

33)

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."

“Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween…I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.”

34)

"Jersey Shore Halloween Edition."

“Jersey Shore Halloween Edition.”

35)

"When it's June and you're already making Halloween plans."

“When it’s June and you’re already making Halloween plans.”

36)

"When you keep seeing people going out when it's not essential and they don't seem to care that they're threatening your favorite holiday."

“When you keep seeing people going out when it’s not essential and they don’t seem to care that they’re threatening your favorite holiday.”

37)

"Kids on Elm street: I can't wait to grow up and follow my dreams! Freddy Krueger:"

“Kids on Elm street: I can’t wait to grow up and follow my dreams! Freddy Krueger:”

38)

"Feel my leg. I just shaved."

“Feel my leg. I just shaved.”

39)

"You don't like horror movies? Be a lot cooler if you did. Alright alright alright..."

“You don’t like horror movies? Be a lot cooler if you did. Alright alright alright…”

40)

"The look on my face when I realized it's October 1st."

“The look on my face when I realized it’s October 1st.”

41)

"Looking for Halloween candies. Finding empty wrappers."

“Looking for Halloween candies. Finding empty wrappers.”

42) Offensive Halloween memes for good measure.

"Me trying to raise my kids to be better than me...But this psycho [censored] is hereditary."

“Me trying to raise my kids to be better than me…But this psycho [censored] is hereditary.”

43)

"Every mom on Halloween: I gave you life. You give me your Reese's. That's the deal."

“Every mom on Halloween: I gave you life. You give me your Reese’s. That’s the deal.”

44)

"If money can't buy happiness, explain Halloween decorations."

“If money can’t buy happiness, explain Halloween decorations.”

45)

"More. More!"

“More. More!”

46)

"It's the most wonderful time of the year!"

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”

47)

"My cousin lost his arm in a motorcycle accident, so he's the part in the movie where Woodie's arm starts to rip."

“My cousin lost his arm in a motorcycle accident, so he’s the part in the movie where Woodie’s arm starts to rip.”

48)

"* new Spirit Halloween sign goes up* Me:"

“* new Spirit Halloween sign goes up* Me:”

49)

"Me for the next 3 months."

“Me for the next 3 months.”

50)

"Officially bought the first bag of Halloween candy that will not make it to Halloween."

“Officially bought the first bag of Halloween candy that will not make it to Halloween.”

51)

"Me: Oh look, Halloween decorations. Other me: Buy it and use it as normal home decor."

“Me: Oh look, Halloween decorations. Other me: Buy it and use it as normal home decor.”

52)

"Me on social media now until December."

“Me on social media now until December.”

53)

"Patiently waiting for fall like..."

“Patiently waiting for fall like…”

54)

"Friend: Don't post that, you're just going to stir the pot. Me:"

“Friend: Don’t post that, you’re just going to stir the pot. Me:”

55)

"Pumpkin flavor. Pumpkin flavor everywhere."

“Pumpkin flavor. Pumpkin flavor everywhere.”

56)

"4 reasons why Halloween is the best holiday: 1) You are not obliged to visit your relatives. 2) You are not obliged to get gifts for anyone. 3) People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween. 4) It's the only day when it's socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin."

“4 reasons why Halloween is the best holiday: 1) You are not obliged to visit your relatives. 2) You are not obliged to get gifts for anyone. 3) People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween. 4) It’s the only day when it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin.”

57) Halloween memes for 2020!

"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. This year, it's Election night."

“I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. This year, it’s Election night.”

58)

"What seems to be the problem officer?"

“What seems to be the problem officer?”

59)

"Seriously. [censored] you guys."

“Seriously. [censored] you guys.”

60)

"She was driving while hexing."

“She was driving while hexing.”

61)

"Everyone: I'm so sad summer is over! Me:"

“Everyone: I’m so sad summer is over! Me:”

62)

"When someone tries to tell you it's too early for Halloween memes..."

“When someone tries to tell you it’s too early for Halloween memes…”

63)

"Spooky season is coming."

“Spooky season is coming.”

64)

"*store closes near October* Spirit Halloween:"

“*store closes near October* Spirit Halloween:”

65) Happy Halloween memes!

"Well I'll be damned, would you look at that. It's a TRUMPKIN! Make Halloween great again!"

“Well I’ll be damned, would you look at that. It’s a TRUMPKIN! Make Halloween great again!”

66)

"That face you make when it's almost time for Halloween."

“That face you make when it’s almost time for Halloween.”

67)

"The world right now. Me: Y'all putting out the Halloween stuff yet?"

“The world right now. Me: Y’all putting out the Halloween stuff yet?”

68)

"Therapist: I want you to close your eyes and imagine you are in your happy place. Where are you? Me:"

“Therapist: I want you to close your eyes and imagine you are in your happy place. Where are you? Me:”

69)

"There has been a major recall on Reese's. Please bring them to my home so I can dispose of them properly!"

“There has been a major recall on Reese’s. Please bring them to my home so I can dispose of them properly!”

70)

"There's always that one person who forgets the theme."

“There’s always that one person who forgets the theme.”

71)

"This candy will last for weeks! Aaaand it's gone."

“This candy will last for weeks! Aaaand it’s gone.”

72) Spooky Halloween cat memes!

"Turns out the meow was coming from inside the house!!"

“Turns out the meow was coming from inside the house!!”

73)

"Waiting for Halloween like..."

“Waiting for Halloween like…”

74) It wouldn’t be Halloween memes without funny costumes!

"When someone walks in on you wearing your Halloween costume like a month before Halloween."

“When someone walks in on you wearing your Halloween costume like a month before Halloween.”

75)

"I want to go to a good home but I'm not going to start getting all desperate and - Are you wearing cologne? Pumpkin Spice. Too much?"

“I want to go to a good home but I’m not going to start getting all desperate and – Are you wearing cologne? Pumpkin Spice. Too much?”

76) Let’s not forget nasty and rude Halloween memes.

"Here we see basic [censored] bitches in their natural habitat."

“Here we see basic [censored] bitches in their natural habitat.”

77) Welcome Great Pumpkin and then say goodbye with “after” Halloween memes.

"Welcome Great Pumpkin."

“Welcome Great Pumpkin.”

78)

"What should I be for Halloween Siri? You could dress up like chapstick and tell people you're 'the balm'."

“What should I be for Halloween Siri? You could dress up like chapstick and tell people you’re ‘the balm’.”

79)

"When someone eats your leftovers."

“When someone eats your leftovers.”

80)

"When the whole family is dying to go to Spirit Halloween."

“When the whole family is dying to go to Spirit Halloween.”

81)

"Worst Halloween decorations for a retirement home ever."

“Worst Halloween decorations for a retirement home ever.”

82) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of Halloween memes…

"When you see neighbors putting up Christmas decorations before Halloween."

“When you see neighbors putting up Christmas decorations before Halloween.”

83)

"When your neighbors call the cops, your Halloween decorations rock!"

“When your neighbors call the cops, your Halloween decorations rock!”

84)

"When you're dark and spooky but also very nice and cute."

“When you’re dark and spooky but also very nice and cute.”

85)

"Goodbye October. Stay spooky."

“Goodbye October. Stay spooky.”

I hope you enjoyed these Halloween memes!

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