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Whether you’re celebrating Halloween at home with your family or having a more traditional Halloween party, Halloween this year will be great. To help you celebrate, we scoured every scary corner of the web to find you the best 85 funny Halloween memes just for you! Enjoy and have a happy and safe Halloween!
1) Let the Halloween memes begin!
“It is actually very rare for a full moon to occur on Halloween. Although, it’s predicted to occur on 10/31/2020. Everyone.”
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“I don’t always eat Halloween candy but when I do, I eat fourteen fun-sized packs at a time.”
3) Halloween memes for dog lovers.
“And there, standing in the doorway, she saw…The vacuum!”
4) Halloween memes featuring winning costumes!
“Another rare case of a parenting Halloween costume win.”
5) Here’s a recipe for Halloween meme success!
“Backside of mom’s gravestone. Every time someone asked for her cookie recipe, she said, ‘Over my dead body!'”
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“My bank account. Me. Spooky decorations I don’t need.”
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“Behind every perfect Jack-O-lantern pic: 5 kids running around with knives. 4 pans of pumpkin seeds nobody eats. 3 Pinterest photos you failed to recreate. 2 parents yelling at each other. 1 exhausted mom holding an iPhone.”
8) We are pumped for Halloween memes!
“Being pumped for Halloween but still trying to stay professional like…”
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“Buying Halloween stuff like…”
10) Funny Halloween memes when Halloween falls on the weekend!
“Can I get an amen? Because Halloween is on a Saturday this year.”
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“And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end. Then bam Christmas carols everywhere.”
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“Come at me, bro.”
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“What do we call people who don’t like Halloween? Boring, we call them boring.”
14) Gotta love funny Halloween memes!
“I don’t like Halloween. Blocked.”
15) Go crazy for Halloween memes.
“Every day is Halloween for a Horror fan…We just go crazy in October.”
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“Everyone’s like summer’s going too fast and I’m over here like when’s Halloween.”
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“Me: *feels a cold breeze outside* Also me:”
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“Find out Halloween 2020 is a full moon, a blue moon, on a Saturday, and gets an extra hour at 2 AM because of daylight savings:”
19) Memes for the Halloween season.
“Football season? Don’t be silly, darling, it’s Halloween season.”
20)
“For the last time son. Ozzy is not under your bed!”
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“Friend: Do you worship the devil? Me: No darling, he worships me.”
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Get in…We’re going shopping for Halloween stuff!”
23) Be the life of the party with Halloween memes!
“Me getting ready for Halloween: If you can’t summons flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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“Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.”
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“Have a beautiful day!”
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“I’m here to decorate your house for October.”
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“Me when I smell pumpkin spice: Ooooo.”
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“I’d be willing to have children just so it won’t be awkward for me to continue trick-or-treating.”
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“If I’m going to take you all over the neighborhood begging for candy, then yes, I’m going to take half…It’s called a Candy Tax.”
30) I think this counts as a naughty Halloween meme!
“I’m done.”
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“Is Halloween EVER going to get here?”
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“It’s never too early to hang Halloween decorations.”
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“Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween…I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.”
34)
“Jersey Shore Halloween Edition.”
35) Making plans with Halloween memes.
“When it’s June and you’re already making Halloween plans.”
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“When you keep seeing people going out when it’s not essential and they don’t seem to care that they’re threatening your favorite holiday.”
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“Kids on Elm street: I can’t wait to grow up and follow my dreams! Freddy Krueger:”
38)
“Feel my leg. I just shaved.”
39)
“You don’t like horror movies? Be a lot cooler if you did. Alright alright alright…”
40) Looking forward to Halloween memes!
“The look on my face when I realized it’s October 1st.”
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“Looking for Halloween candies. Finding empty wrappers.”
42) Offensive Halloween memes for good measure.
!["Me trying to raise my kids to be better than me...But this psycho [censored] is hereditary."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/halloween-memes-42.jpg?resize=800%2C935&ssl=1)
“Me trying to raise my kids to be better than me…But this psycho [censored] is hereditary.”
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“Every mom on Halloween: I gave you life. You give me your Reese’s. That’s the deal.”
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“If money can’t buy happiness, explain Halloween decorations.”
45) More Halloween memes!
“More. More!”
46)
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
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“My cousin lost his arm in a motorcycle accident, so he’s the part in the movie where Woodie’s arm starts to rip.”
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“* new Spirit Halloween sign goes up* Me:”
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“Me for the next 3 months.”
50) Halloween memes and candy go hand in hand.
“Officially bought the first bag of Halloween candy that will not make it to Halloween.”
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“Me: Oh look, Halloween decorations. Other me: Buy it and use it as normal home decor.”
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“Me on social media now until December.”
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“Patiently waiting for fall like…”
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“Friend: Don’t post that, you’re just going to stir the pot. Me:”
55) Halloween memes now with pumpkin spice!
“Pumpkin flavor. Pumpkin flavor everywhere.”
56)
“4 reasons why Halloween is the best holiday: 1) You are not obliged to visit your relatives. 2) You are not obliged to get gifts for anyone. 3) People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween. 4) It’s the only day when it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin.”
57) Halloween memes for 2020!
“I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. This year, it’s Election night.”
58)
“What seems to be the problem officer?”
59)
!["Seriously. [censored] you guys."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/halloween-memes-59.jpg?resize=720%2C978&ssl=1)
“Seriously. [censored] you guys.”
60) Don’t be a witch and enjoy these Halloween memes!
“She was driving while hexing.”
61)
“Everyone: I’m so sad summer is over! Me:”
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“When someone tries to tell you it’s too early for Halloween memes…”
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“Spooky season is coming.”
64)
“*store closes near October* Spirit Halloween:”
65) Happy Halloween memes!
“Well I’ll be damned, would you look at that. It’s a TRUMPKIN! Make Halloween great again!”
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“That face you make when it’s almost time for Halloween.”
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“The world right now. Me: Y’all putting out the Halloween stuff yet?”
68)
“Therapist: I want you to close your eyes and imagine you are in your happy place. Where are you? Me:”
69) Halloween memes recall.
“There has been a major recall on Reese’s. Please bring them to my home so I can dispose of them properly!”
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“There’s always that one person who forgets the theme.”
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“This candy will last for weeks! Aaaand it’s gone.”
72) Spooky Halloween cat memes!
“Turns out the meow was coming from inside the house!!”
73)
“Waiting for Halloween like…”
74) It wouldn’t be Halloween memes without funny costumes!
“When someone walks in on you wearing your Halloween costume like a month before Halloween.”
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“I want to go to a good home but I’m not going to start getting all desperate and – Are you wearing cologne? Pumpkin Spice. Too much?”
76) Let’s not forget nasty and rude Halloween memes.
!["Here we see basic [censored] bitches in their natural habitat."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/halloween-memes-76.jpg?resize=720%2C735&ssl=1)
“Here we see basic [censored] bitches in their natural habitat.”
77) Welcome Great Pumpkin and then say goodbye with “after” Halloween memes.
“Welcome Great Pumpkin.”
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“What should I be for Halloween Siri? You could dress up like chapstick and tell people you’re ‘the balm’.”
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“When someone eats your leftovers.”
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“When the whole family is dying to go to Spirit Halloween.”
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“Worst Halloween decorations for a retirement home ever.”
82) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of Halloween memes…
“When you see neighbors putting up Christmas decorations before Halloween.”
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“When your neighbors call the cops, your Halloween decorations rock!”
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“When you’re dark and spooky but also very nice and cute.”
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“Goodbye, October. Stay spooky.”
I hope you enjoyed these Halloween memes!
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