If Cats Could Talk, Here Are 18 Things They Would Say

Whenever I look at cats or any other animal for that matter, I always wonder what they are thinking. It’s been proven that cats and other animals sense emotions. For that reason, if cats could talk, they’d probably say some of the following things.

Watch what pet cats and kitten would say if they could talk…

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18 things cats would say - Maybe the car ride ends when we've reached a destination, rather than when I've meowed enough.
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“Maybe the car ride ends when we’ve reached a destination, rather than when I’ve meowed enough.”

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18 things cats would say - The floor is just the floor, but a piece of paper on the floor is a luxurious bed.
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“The floor is just the floor, but a piece of paper on the floor is a luxurious cat bed.”

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18 things cats would say - Why do the humans get mad when I wake them up? They could always sleep during the day like I do.
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“Why do the humans get mad when I wake them up? They could always sleep during the day as I do.”

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18 things cats would say - Knowing that the humans want me to use something makes it half as fun as what they disapprove of.
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“Knowing that the humans want me to use something makes it half as fun as what they disapprove of.”

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18 things cats would say - Humans assume superiority because they do not lick their own genitals, and yet they readily lick all those that are available.
catster.com

“Humans assume superiority because they do not lick their own genitals, and yet they readily lick all those that are available.”

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18 things cats would say - It amazes me that the humans still assume I trip them by accident.
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“It amazes me that the humans still assume I trip them by accident.”

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18 things cats would say - Why do the humans buy scratching posts when there are so many free ones available?
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“Why do the humans buy scratching posts when there are so many free ones available?”

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18 things cats would say - Do dogs walk on leashes because they don't know where to go, or because they've given up on life?
thedogtrainingsecret.com

“Do dogs walk on leashes because they don’t know where to go, or because they’ve given up on life?”

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18 things cats would say - I realize that, in reality, I am no better than a serial killer when it comes to outdoor rodents and birds.
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“I realize that, in reality, I am no better than a serial killer when it comes to outdoor rodents and birds.”

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18 things cats would say - I'm beginning to doubt that the red dot can be caught.
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“I’m beginning to doubt that the red dot can be caught.”

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18 things cats would say - Why do I never see the ribbon-on-a-string creature without the human near? Have they formed an alliance?
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“Why do I never see the ribbon-on-a-string creature without the human near? Have they formed an alliance?”

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18 things cats would say - What difference is there between a carrier and a moving jail cell?
norathepianocat.com

“What difference is there between a carrier and a moving jail cell?”

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18 things cats would say - Once a year the humans celebrate us by hanging dangly shiny things from a tree. It's rude not to play with them.
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“Once a year the humans celebrate us by hanging dangly shiny things from a tree. It’s rude not to play with them.”

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18 things cats would say - If I can see the bottom of my food bowl, is there really any food at all?
strongkitty.blogspot.com

“If I can see the bottom of my food bowl, is there really any food at all?”

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18 things cats would say - If the toy gets trapped under the refrigerator, was it ever a toy at all?
bongodogblog.com

“If the toy gets trapped under the refrigerator, was it ever a toy at all?”

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18 things cats would say - Maybe the humans truly don't know when to stop belly rubs, and I'm punishing them for no reason.
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“Maybe the humans truly don’t know when to stop belly rubs, and I’m punishing them for no reason.”

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18 things cats would say - Can't tell if the humans are dumb or ungrateful for throwing out the mouse I killed for them. I even left it in their bed!
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“Can’t tell if the humans are dumb or ungrateful for throwing out the mouse I killed for them. I even left it in their bed!”

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18 things cats would say - I fear the humans don't understand the severity of the fly intruder. I fight with all my strenght, yet they just sit idly by, indifferent to the flying drone's invasion.
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“I fear the humans don’t understand the severity of the fly intruder. I fight with all my strength, yet they just sit idly by, indifferent to the flying drone’s invasion.”

Cats truly are hilarious at times. Please share this with all your feline-loving friends and family.

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