Weird and Crazy Things People Search for on Google. Some of It Is Downright Scary!

If the Internet was cast in a movie like The Matrix, Google would certainly be the Oracle. Everyday people enter some funny Google searches and ask questions about everything and anything and Google does its best to provide websites that most likely have the answers you need.

SearchFactory decided to use Google’s Keyword Planner Tool and compiled some of the weird things people search for and also some funny Google searches you probably never expected to see. You’ll discover that search terms people plug away into Google are sometimes hilarious but some are also downright scary!

 

 

So there you have it. I wonder if Google employees ever review search terms on a slow Friday afternoon for a few laughs? Who knows…

Here they are again if you missed them:

How to hide a dead body” – 1,000 avg. monthly searches
How to get away with murder” – 1,900 avg. monthly searches
Cat Dating” – 110 avg. monthly searches
How to make my cat love me” – 390 monthly searches
Lady Gaga naked” – 135,000 monthly searches
Is Lady Gaga a man?” – 18,100 monthly searches
How to ask a guy out” – 14,800 monthly searches
How to mend a broken heart” – 9,900 monthly searches
How to have an affair” – 5,400 monthly searches
Why did I get married?” – 40,500 monthly searches
I hate my job” – 22,000 monthly searches
How to win the lottery” – 40,500 monthly searches
How do I use Google” – 1,000 monthly searches
How do I Google something?” – 4,400 monthly searches
Is Santa real?” – 60,500 monthly searches
Why do men have nipples?” – 18,000 monthly searches
How to Sext” – 22,200 monthly searches
Am I pregnant?” – 60,500 monthly searches
How to cook Meth” – 6,600 monthly searches
How to delete search history” 6,600 monthly searches
How to become famous” – 33,100 monthly searches
How to twerk” – 165,000 monthly searches
Should I get a tattoo?” – 2,400 monthly searches
How to remove tattoos” – 1,900 monthly searches
I am bored” – 60,500 monthly searches
What is the meaning of life?” – 74,500 monthly searches
What is Facebook?” – 22,200 monthly searches
How to delete Facebook” – 90,500 monthly searches
Can I marry my cousin?” – 590 monthly searches
I kissed my brother” – 720 monthly searches
Jump the shark” – 9,900 monthly searches

We’ve all done funny Google searches for terms we were curious about and I’m sure we’ve been surprised at how accurate or funny the search results were. Please share these hilarious things people search for on Google with your friends and family.

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