Like most new technologies, parents usually learn how to use them from their kids. Whether it’s the DVD player, TV, or the computer, kids just master it in a matter of minutes. The same goes for smartphones and the following parents are slowly grasping the art of texting and the messages they send along the way are hilarious. These 17 funny texts from parents will have your ROTFL 🙂
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1) Funny texts from parents: “Please stop changing the Google logo so much, OK?”
“Please stop changing the Google logo so much. I like the original one. Mom, I don’t change the logo. Google changes it. On my computer. You don’t run the Google? If I did I wouldn’t be driving a 2004 Ford.”
2) Do you believe in ghosts?
Funny texts from parents: “Hey Dad, do you believe in ghosts? There is no such thing as ghosts. But our maid said there are ghosts. Pack your bags!!! Meet me out in the car now! Why? WE DON”T HAVE A MAID!!!”
3) Nice to meet you Hungry…
Funny texts from parents: “I’m hungry! Hi Hungry, nice to meet you. I’m Dad. DAD! I’m serious! I thought your name was hungry? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? No, I’m Dad.”
4) Funny texts from parents: LOL = Lots of Love?
“Your great aunt just passed away. LOL. Why is that funny? It’s not funny David! What do you mean? Mom LOL means laughing out loud. Oh my goodness!! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.”
5) The stiffy Swiffer incident.
Funny texts from parents: “I am divorcing your father! LOL. Oh God, what now mom. He gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night. Unreal. A stiffy!!! Ew, mom, I don’t need to hear about that. No, a Swiffer. 30 years of marriage for a Swiffer. What is a stiffy? Don’t even ask. But it’s better than a Swiffer LOL.
6) Funny texts from parents like this one are epic!
“I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok??? Hospital??? She is okay now. No hospital. She had to take the deep [censored]. Uh…What? I had to inject her with an epic [censored]. Oh for Christ’s sake. Epi-Pen.”
7) I could see the resemblance.
Funny texts from parents: “Hope I didn’t wake you guys up before! You didn’t! We’re laying in bed. Dad’s playing with my [censored]. My Asus! My laptop! Ha! Who’s that person? Is that Kim Jong II?”
8) Funny texts from parents often result in honest mistakes 😉
“Hey, can you get pregnant before you come over today? What. OH MY GOD. I meant to ask if you could get pringles at the grocery store. Pringles…the chips…NOT pregnant. OMG ahh hahaha.”
9) A picture is definitely worth 1,000 words in this conversation!
Funny texts from parents: “And I’m having pancakes and cocaine for breakfast. Dammit, COKE, like the pop. Cocaine? Damn you autocorrect here it comes! Hahaha.”
10) Technically, he’s right!
Funny texts from parents: “Ok, so you can be here at 5? We’ll see. How does the turkey smell? I guess through its beak.”
Funny texts from parents: “We will be leavin’ shortly have you all ate anything bringing home chips and brains. Mmmm brains…Me and the kids are headed to bed. We are headed home.”
12) Communication breakdown
Funny texts from parents: “Hey, mom I’ve decided I’m coming out. Oh, Michael, Dad, and I always knew you were gay, but I am a tad shocked you texted me! I love you no matter what! MOM. I’m not gay! I sent my text before I could finish. I’m coming out to see you and dad in May!”
13) Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said “No butter for a week?”
“Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said ‘butter for a week?’ Yeah? And when I killed that honeybee, you said ‘No honey for a week.’ Yeah, that was a month ago, so what? Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?”
14) Funny texts from parents can get awkward.
“Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dead papa, happy birthday to you! I’ll call later to sing :). OMG!!! Dear, DEAR NOT dead!!! Lmao!!! LMAO. Wait a few years till you sing that one!! I hope. Many…Many indeed. How awful!!! Lol. Hopefully, your card should make it today so make sure you check the mail. It’s a good one. You’ll love it.”
15) Knit v***na it’s vibrating…
“Ok, when I get home we can leave somewhere. Knit [censored] it’s vibrating. My [censored] is Chicago’s. Virgin’s! Virgin’s! Hibernating? Vibrating. Ughhh finally. What the duck are you saying, woman?”
16) Funny texts from parents when standing up to a moth.
“Dad, there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pls, hurry because I’m going to cry. Dad. Dad. Dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.”
17) No twanking.
“No twanking. Huh?? Twanging? Huh. Are u trying to say twerking? Yeah, that’s it.”
These are some of the most hilarious text conversations I’ve ever seen. Please share these funny texts with your friends and family.