53 Funny Hall Passes That Are Hilariously Over the Top

Nearly every kid in school (including me!) has had to ask the teacher for a hall pass at some point during their school years. Sometimes it was for a legitimate reason while other times it could have been for fun. Either way, the following 53 teachers created funny hall passes that are so over the top, they are hilarious!

1) The teacher’s hall pass kept getting stolen. Not anymore! Hall passes made out of iron mean business!

53 Funny Hall Passes - Teacher's hall pass kept getting stolen. Made one out of iron.
Reddit / phaulcks

“Hall pass.”

2) A tinkle tray.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A tinkle tray.
Reddit / here_to_leave

“I am missing out on an important educational experience because I have to tinkle.”

3) Great idea for hall passes. Don’t forget to clean your hands!

53 Funny Hall Passes - Great idea of a hall pass. Don't forget to clean your hands!
Reddit / jimhoober

“Germ-X hall pass.”

4) A baby car seat.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A baby car seat.
Twitter / @BEANBURRlTO

“My teacher is pregnant so this is her hall pass I’m not amused.”

5) Giant cardboard tubes as hall passes are so extra.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A giant cardboard tube.
Twitter / @_mikaykayy

“My teacher is so extra for this hall pass.”

6) “Just take the plantain.”

53 Funny Hall Passes - "Just take the plantain."
Twitter / @kali_raines

“Me: Where’s the bathroom pass. French teacher: Just take the plantain.”

7) A dream for any Britney Spears fan.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A dream for any Britney Spears fan.
Twitter / @gabrieldontsnap

“I am literally in a class where the teacher is obsessed with Britany Spears O.0 This is her hall pass….”

8) Fine art hall passes.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Fine art.
Twitter / @megrittler

“Emma: CAN I go to the bathroom? Perezp: Take the big pass.”

9) No smoking in the boy’s room!

53 Funny Hall Passes - No smoking in the boy's room!
Twitter / @SethariahK

“Bathroom pass 2.0.”

10) That is one large squash. Hall passes made with obscure vegetables!

53 Funny Hall Passes - That is one large squash.
Twitter / @kourtneybcasey

“Someone stole our hall pass so my teacher just replaces it frequently with obscure vegetables.”

11) Take the shelf.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Take the shelf.
Twitter / @TylerTybur0118

“Me: Hey teach can I use the restroom? Teacher: Yeah, take the hall pass…”

12) Large water jugs as the hall passes.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Large water jugs as the hall passes.
Twitter / @coolioalexio

“Throwback to when we had to use this as our bathroom pass.”

13) A meme is a great idea!

53 Funny Hall Passes - A meme is a great idea!
Twitter / @thefunnytwatter

Teacher memes: “Awesome teacher’s hall pass: Can I please go to the bathroom? I don’t know…can you?”

14) Might as well mop the halls while you’re at it.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Might as well mop the halls while you're at it.
Twitter / @hollydennisxoxo

“So my math teacher has gone insane for this quarters’ bathroom pass.”

15) Trashing the halls with hall passes.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Trashing the halls with hall passes.
Twitter / @itsalyorr

“Bathroom pass or garbage man?”

16) Your teacher reminds you to hurry.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Your teacher reminds you to hurry.
Twitter / Ronnie Rowell

“Mrs. Bishop adds the final touch to her already impressive hall pass at ECHS.”

17) Must be a shop class.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Must be a shop class.
Twitter / @mAAdHarmony

“This is the hall pass my teacher gave me.”

18) Hall passes that get right to the point.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Hall passes that get right to the point.
Twitter / @sabrina101997

“FBF to when this was our bathroom pass in Mr. L’s class last year. Poop.”

19) Batman riding a unicorn. Can’t get more creative than that!

53 Funny Hall Passes - Batman riding a unicorn. Can't get more creative than that!
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“I am missing an important academic learning opportunity in Mr. Fulton’s class because I am using the restroom; I am getting something from my locker; I am getting a drink of water; and/or I am texting someone I will see next period or before the end of the day. Thank you, and have a wonderful day.”

20) An unbendable board you have to wear as hall passes.

53 Funny Hall Passes - An unbendable board you have to wear as hall passes.
Reddit / stevenashattack

“Hall pass.”

21) If there is snow outside, this student might shred some slopes before heading back to class.

53 Funny Hall Passes - If there is snow outside, this student might shred some slopes before heading back to class.
Reddit / Mister_Anon

“McCord’s hall pass.”

22) A cheese cracker?

53 Funny Hall Passes - A cheese cracker?
Reddit / jgb92

“Hall pass.”

23) Carrying Big Ben to the washroom.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Carrying Big Ben to the washroom.
Twitter / @brunszz

“When the bathroom pass is bigger than you…”

24) How about a giant bear?

53 Funny Hall Passes - How about a giant bear?
Reddit / mingamo

“Hall pass.”

25) A computer monitor = heavy hall passes.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A computer monitor = heavy hall passes.
Reddit / SouthPawXIX

“Hall pass.”

26) The band teacher’s pass.

53 Funny Hall Passes - The band teacher's pass.
Twitter / @maddistagram

“Hall pass.”

27) Or, the art teacher’s pass.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Or, the art teacher's pass.
Twitter / @skyl9r

“The art teacher really gave me a rock as the hall pass.”

28) Can you smell what the Rock is cookin’?

53 Funny Hall Passes - Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
Twitter: / @passingashuman

“Hall pass.”

29) A jar of dirt.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A jar of dirt.
Twitter / @CoachWheelerGHS

“I’ve got a jar of dirt!”

30) Yes, a leaf as the hall passes at this school!

Yes, a leaf as the hall passes at this school!
Twitter / @laurenbillmeier

“Public school is having to use the leaf that was stuck to the door as a bathroom pass.”

31) A security guard ensures your safety.

A security guard ensures your safety.
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“I am missing important educational information because I have to tinkle. This security officer will make sure that I make it back to Ms. Perez/Punchkin’s class.”

32) You can’t miss a severed baby doll’s head as a hall pass.

You can't miss a severed baby doll's head as a hall pass.
Twitter / @bakerhhhs

“Hall pass.”

33) A bottle of syrup.

A bottle of syrup.
Twitter / @openbookem

“My teacher’s hall pass is literally a thing of syrup.”

34) One math teacher’s hall pass.

One math teacher's hall pass.
Twitter / @AlexDaTransBoy

“This is my math teacher’s hall pass thing.”

35) Relaxing Bob Ross hall passes.

Relaxing Bob Ross hall passes.
Twitter / @SK_HISD_Dance

“Let’s build a happy little hall pass for room 144.”

36) Oboe bathroom hall passes.

Oboe bathroom hall passes.
Twitter / @Music_MsCannon

“Miss Cannon’s Bathroom Pass.”

37) This giant pencil could be the largest hall pass ever!

This giant pencil could be the largest hall pass ever!
Twitter / @MrGuthrieWCS

“Art Bathroom Pass Room 128.”

38) An HP printer.

An HP printer.
Twitter / @rachel062999

“This hall pass is so extra.”

39) A creepy baby wrapped in tape.

A creepy baby wrapped in tape.
Twitter / @NotfamousArtist

“Bathroom pass.”

40) Safety first when it comes to hall passes.

Safety first when it comes to hall passes.
Twitter / @JordanL_Jones

“I’m a teacher and this is my hall pass. Safety first.”

41) All over the globe.

All over the globe.
Twitter / @LikeWaterOrWine

“Calderon deadass makes his students use this as a hall pass!”

42) Taking the world by storm.

Taking the world by storm.
Twitter / @The_Pic_Net

“Judging by this globe hall pass, the teacher has got a great sense of humor.”

43) Contemplating the class struggle.

Contemplating the class struggle.
Twitter / @MrAllenWNHS

“Mr. Allen Hall Pass Room #141.”

44) Tech class hall passes? A computer!

Tech class hall passes? A computer!
Twitter / @OwenTheGrump

“My Tech Hall Pass.”

45) A teacher kept getting his pass stolen. So, he made this one…

A teacher kept getting his pass stolen. So, he made this one...
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“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give my pass back now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fail you.”

47) Another teacher had the same problem. So he made a large movie sign.

Another teacher had the same problem. So he made a large movie sign.
Twitter / @vanely09

“Mr. Mothrock got a little tired of students losing the bathroom pass so…I’m dead.”

46) A baby walker.

A baby walker.
Twitter / @NCHS_TBirds

“Best hall pass ever.”

48) “Skimboard not to be used as a floatation device.”

"Skimboard not to be used as a floatation device."
Twitter / @Lilytardisblue

“Bathroom pass.”

49) This big giant tube.

This big giant tube.
Twitter / @WTF_jayydee

“So who’s going to the restroom? My friend is a teacher and this is her student’s hall pass! FOH Jamel!”

50) The REAL reason you need bathroom hall passes.

The REAL reason you need bathroom hall passes.
Twitter / @sarahkatewhit

“I have explosive diarrhea.”

51) This baby doll’s leg.

This baby doll's leg.
humorstar.info

“Bathroom pass.”

52) How about your teacher’s face?

How about your teacher's face?
Twitter / @Ms_Becker_SPPS

“What some teachers use as their hall pass.”

53) You shall not pass!

You shall not pass!
Twitter / @MorgenRana

“Hall pass.”

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