53 Funny Hall Passes That Are Hilariously Over the Top

Nearly every kid in school (including me!) has had to ask the teacher for a hall pass at some point during their school years. Sometimes it was for a legitimate reason while other times it could have been for fun. Either way, the following 53 teachers created funny hall passes that are so over the top, they are hilarious!

1) Teacher’s hall pass kept getting stolen. Made one out of iron.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Teacher's hall pass kept getting stolen. Made one out of iron.

Reddit / phaulcks

2) A tinkle tray.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A tinkle tray.

Reddit / here_to_leave

It reads, “I am missing out on an important educational experience because I have to tinkle.”

3) Great idea of a hall pass. Don’t forget to clean your hands!

53 Funny Hall Passes - Great idea of a hall pass. Don't forget to clean your hands!

Reddit / jimhoober

4) A baby car seat.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A baby car seat.

Twitter / @BEANBURRlTO

It reads, “My teacher is pregnant so this is her hall pass I’m not amused.”

5) A giant cardboard tube.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A giant cardboard tube.

Twitter / @_mikaykayy

It reads, “My teacher is so extra for this hall pass.”

6) “Just take the plantain.”

53 Funny Hall Passes - "Just take the plantain."

Twitter / @kali_raines

7) A dream for any Britney Spears fan.

53 Funny Hall Passes - A dream for any Britney Spears fan.

Twitter / @gabrieldontsnap

It reads, “I am literally in a class where the teacher is obsessed with Britany Spears O.0 This is her hall pass….”

8) Fine art.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Fine art.

Twitter / @megrittler

9) No smoking in the boy’s room!

53 Funny Hall Passes - No smoking in the boy's room!

Twitter / @SethariahK

10) That is one large squash.

53 Funny Hall Passes - That is one large squash.

Twitter / @kourtneybcasey

It reads, “Someone stole our hall pass so my teacher just replaces it frequently with obscure vegetables.”

11) Take the shelf.

53 Funny Hall Passes - Take the shelf.

Twitter / @TylerTybur0118

12) A large water jug.

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Twitter / @coolioalexio

It reads, “Throwback to when we had to use this as our bathroom pass.”

13) A meme is a great idea!

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Twitter / @thefunnytwatter

Teacher memes: “Can I please go to the bathroom? I don’t know…can you?”

14) Might as well mop the halls while you’re at it.

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Twitter / @hollydennisxoxo

It reads, “So my math teacher has gone insane for this quarters’ bathroom pass.”

15) Trashing the halls.

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Twitter / @itsalyorr

16) Your teacher reminding you to hurry.

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Twitter / Ronnie Rowell

It reads, “Mrs. Bishop adds the final touch to her already impressive hall pass at ECHS.”

17) Must be a shop class.

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Twitter / @mAAdHarmony

It reads, “This is my hall pass my teacher gave me.”

18) This hall pass gets right to the point.

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Twitter / @sabrina101997

It reads, “FBF to when this was our bathroom pass in Mr. L’s class last year.”

19) Batman riding a unicorn. Can’t get more creative than that!

It reads, “I am missing an important academic learning opportunity in Mr. Fulton’s class because I am using the restroom; I am getting something from my locker; I am getting a drink of water; and/or I am texting someone I will see next period or before the end of the day. Thank you, and have a wonderful day.”

20) An unbendable board you have to wear.

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Reddit / stevenashattack

21) If there is snow outside, this student might shred some slopes before heading back to class.

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Reddit / Mister_Anon

22) A cheese cracker?

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Reddit / jgb92

23) Carrying Big Ben to the washroom.

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Twitter / @brunszz

It reads, “When the bathroom pass is bigger than you…”

24) How about a giant bear?

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Reddit / mingamo

25) A computer monitor.

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Reddit / SouthPawXIX

26) The band teacher’s hall pass.

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Twitter / @maddistagram

27) Or, the art teacher’s hall pass.

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Twitter / @skyl9r

It reads, “The art teacher really game me a rock as the hall pass.”

28) Can you smell what the Rock is cookin’?

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Twitter: / @passingashuman

29) A jar of dirt.

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Twitter / @CoachWheelerGHS

30) Yes, a leaf.

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Twitter / @laurenbillmeier

It reads, “Public school is having to use the leaf that was stuck to the door as a bathroom pass.”

31) A security guard ensuring your safety.

It reads, “I am missing important educational information because I have to tinkle. This security officer will make sure that I make it back to Ms. Perez/Punchkin’s class.”

32) You can’t miss a severed baby doll’s head as a hall pass.

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Twitter / @bakerhhhs

33) A bottle of syrup.

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Twitter / @openbookem

It reads, “My teacher’s hall pass is literally a thing of syrup.”

34) One math teacher’s hall pass.

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Twitter / @AlexDaTransBoy

It reads, “This is my math teacher’s hall pass thing.”

35) A relaxing Bob Ross hall pass.

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Twitter / @SK_HISD_Dance

It reads, “Let’s build a happy little hall pass for room 144.”

36) An oboe bathroom pass.

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Twitter / @Music_MsCannon

37) This giant pencil could be the largest hall pass ever!

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Twitter / @MrGuthrieWCS

38) An HP printer.

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Twitter / @rachel062999

39) A creepy baby wrapped in tape.

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Twitter / @NotfamousArtist

40) Safety first.

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Twitter / @JordanL_Jones

It reads, “I’m a teacher and this is my hall pass. Safety first.”

41) All over the globe.

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Twitter / @LikeWaterOrWine

It reads, “Calderon deadass makes his students use this as a hall pass!”

42) Taking the world by storm.

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Twitter / @The_Pic_Net

It reads, “Judging by this globe hall pass, the teacher has got a great sense of humor.”

43) Contemplating the class struggle.

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Twitter / @MrAllenWNHS

44) Tech class hall pass…a computer!

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Twitter / @OwenTheGrump

45) A teacher kept getting his hall pass stolen. So, he made this one…

It reads, “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give my pass back now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fail you.”

47) Another teacher had the same problem. So he made a large movie sign.

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Twitter / @vanely09

It reads, “Mr. Mothrock got a little tired of students losing the bathroom pass so….”

46) A baby walker.

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Twitter / @NCHS_TBirds

48) “Skimboard not to be used as a floatation device.”

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Twitter / @Lilytardisblue

49) This big giant tube.

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Twitter / @WTF_jayydee

It reads, “So who’s going to the restroom? My friend is a teacher and this is her student’s hall pass! FOH Jamel!”

50) The REAL reason you need a bathroom pass.

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Twitter / @sarahkatewhit

It reads, “I have explosive diarrhea.”

51) This baby doll leg.

52) How about your teacher’s face?

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Twitter / @Ms_Becker_SPPS

It reads, “What some teachers use as their hall pass.”

53) You shall not pass!

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Twitter / @MorgenRana

 

That pumpkin hall pass must have been pretty heavy for some kids! Please share these funny hall passes created by even funnier teachers with your friends and family.

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