I can honestly say that “Starter Pack” memes are probably my favorite type of meme of all. If you don’t know what they are, a “starter pack” meme is a collection of items that are representative of a particular type of person or thing. They’re usually made up of random, seemingly unrelated items, but somehow they just work together to perfectly sum up the subject. And generally, they’re funny as hell!
Today we’ve rounded up 15 of the funniest starter pack memes from around the internet. From the “Afternoon Nap Starter Pack” to the “High School Math Teacher Starter Pack,” there’s sure to be one that makes you laugh out loud. So scroll down, have a look, and enjoy!
1) Let the ‘Starter Pack’ memes begin!
“Afternoon nap starter pack.”
“Empty wrapping paper tube starter pack.”
“Things I thought were huge problems when I was a kid starter pack: Danger, quicksand, stay away. Bermuda triangle. Lochness monster.”
“The ‘Mom said I have to dress nice but I don’t actually know how to dress so I guess a black shirt with a tie is good enough’ starter pack: At least no one will see my pit stains.”
5) Only the funniest “Starter Pack” memes for you!
“Playing Monopoly with extended family starter pack: *decides to team mid-game*. I wanted to be the racecar! Laughs at you for landing on ‘Go to jail.’ That’s not what the rules say! Show me where it says that in the rules. If you give me Boardwalk, I will give you 40% of the profits I receive from people who land on these various properties that I own: Kentucky Avenue, Marvin Gardens, and Park Place. However, in order to successfully complete this trade, you must trade Jim your two railroads for his States Avenue, is it a deal? Properties you own. Properties your cousin owns. Table length: 3 feet. # of people playing: 12.”
“The prescription drug commercial starter pack: Moderate to severe. Rheumatoid arthritis. NSAIDs. Increase in suicidal thoughts. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control. Call your doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours. Ask your doctor if ___ is right for you.”
“Psychopathic, sadistic torturer starter pack. Tells you it’s for your own good. Blinds and disorients victims with a bright light. Menacingly presents their tools and instill fear into their victims. Blames the victim, and makes you pay for it. Hides their identity behind a mask. Meticulously keeps records of their sadistic crimes.”
“Real man in 2020 starter pack: Accepting of all people. Good father, significant other, brother, and son. Doesn’t believe baseless conspiracy theories. Wears a mask when he can’t socially distance himself. Doesn’t [censored] and moan about social distancing. Treats women as equals.”
“Rural highway billboards starter pack: Jesus is the answer. Phantom fireworks. 18 days after conception my heart started beating. Hardees, 1.7 miles ahead on right. Lion’s Den adult superstore, next exit. Cracker Barrel, next exit then left.”
10) Movie “Starter Pack” memes anyone?
“Science lab in a movie starter pack: Lab coat but no gloves. Tubes of colorful liquid. Microscopes are used for everything. Clipboards. Pictures of DNA. Men are mad scientists. Women are supermodels. Experiments take 5 minutes and always work the first time.”
“The shoes you wear, when your mom tells you to take out the trash starter pack.”
“The ‘Oh [censored] I didn’t mean to open that’ starter pack: Internet Explorer. Skype. Siri. Facetime Audio.”
“Things my cat will drink out of starter pack: No thanks. Not happening. $69.95, nope. Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. Oh yes.”
“Things we all did as kids starter packs: Drew this sun. Pretending to smoke. Pressing both sides down at once. We drew stuff on the condensation. Og autotune.”
15) “Starter Pack” memes that are too cool for school.
“The high school math teacher starter pack: And this little guy’s just come along for the ride. Don’t forget the +c.”
I hope you enjoyed these “Starter Pack” memes!
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