Going to school is one of the most important things we can do in life because a good education opens so many opportunities. While it may not seem like it when we’re younger, high school can be one of the most memorable times of our lives. As we finally graduate, one of the things we often ask ourselves is what to write for our yearbook quotes.
Some quotes are serious, others are deep, and others are just plain funny! The funny ones are arguably the most memorable and we compiled some of the funniest yearbook quotes ever. I hope you enjoy the following 75 yearbook quotes!
1) Let the funny yearbook quotes begin!
“Life is a party and I’m the piñata.”
“All men should be feminists. If men care about women’s rights, the world will be a better place.” – John Legend
“He was born with the opportunity and he took it: I am not Amith. I am a legend.”
“Going out with a bang: Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone.”
“I’m attracted to films that have strong female characters because there are strong female characters in my life.” – Ryan Gosling
“I’ve been a Ho my whole life.”
“I was the Beyoncé in this school full of Lady Gagas.”
8) Yearbook quotes for seniors that are a little too honest.
“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
“My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
10) Yearbook quotes from movies are relatable.
“I did my waiting!!!!! 12 years of it!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!” – Sirius Black
11) Yearbook quotes from parents are always hilarious.
“Don’t you dare us that as your senior picture.” – Mom
“Donuts are always the answer.” – Me
13) Inspirational yearbook quotes by Channing Tatum.
“I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour is that moment when he has worked his heart out and lies exhausted on the field of battle.” – Vince Lombardi
14) Yearbook quotes for science fans.
“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”
“Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.”
“Fold them dishes.” – Mom
“Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter.”
“I got a haircut and no one noticed.”
“Graduating was harder than crossing the border.”
20) Need ideas for funny yearbook quotes? Here’s a good one!
“Greg just stole my girl.” – Everyone
“I hate my name.”
“I haven’t even begun to peak.” – Dennis Reynolds
“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.”
“I hear everything.”
25) Yearbook quotes for people that think high school was easy.
“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was fire because it was hell.”
“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.”
“If you want to play with the big boys, you gotta learn how to play in the tall grass. Family, I love you all.” – Thomas E. Brady Jr.
“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
“That is not my hand.”
“It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals.” – Emma Watson
“It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”
“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.”
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
“Keep calm, it’s just an extra chromosome.”
35) Yearbook quotes for Harry Potter fans.
“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.”
“I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me. Shaking my head.”
37) Yearbook quotes for students that are twins or triplets.
“Knock knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated.”
“Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you.” – Jenna Mourey
“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did. ;)”
“Make-up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”
“Master has given Hayley a high school diploma, Hayley is free!”
“Most likely to be deported.”
“My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.”
“#Nofilter #girl #senior #SarahSunday #TBT #ImOut”
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
“Now I gotta hide my yearbook from my parents for the rest of my life LOL: RIP Club Penguin, you raised me when my parents didn’t want to.”
“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.”
48) Yearbook quotes from “The Office”.
“The office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45: Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.”
“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” – Michael Scott
“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.”
“The roof is not my son, but I will raise it” – Anonymous
52) Yearbook quotes for future parents.
“See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”
“See kids? I told you your mom was hot back in high school.”
“My senior project was to make a clone. A+”
“I hate shirts.” – Taylor Lautner
“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.” – Katya Zamolodchikova
“I’m only 3 1/2 minutes younger…Best 3 1/2 minutes of my life.”
“So I heard the ladies like bad boys. Lucky for them, I’m bad at everything.”
“I started high school with straight A’s, now I’m not even straight.”
“I make terrible science puns, but only periodically.”
“I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”
“That’s what.” – She
“The happier we get, the less we see. #asians #life”
“Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I’m not at school.”
65) Yearbook quotes from parents to their son.
“Don’t use that stupid lumber jack photo.” – Mom
“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”
“Was released from his 4 year sentence.”
“We. Are. Not. Related.”
“I only wear this to give the rest of you girls a chance.”
“I went through four years of high school without having a bad hair day.”
71) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny yearbook quotes…
“When life shuts a door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.”
“I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class of 2015 because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! xoxo”
“Yes, that is my actual last name.”
“Yo yearbook. I’mma let you finish, but my junior year photo was the best photo of all time!” – Kanye West
75) I hope you enjoyed these funny yearbook quotes!
“Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are.” – Beyonce Knowles
Please share these funny yearbook quotes with your friends and family.