I love honest company slogans so much, that I compiled 42 more hilarious slogans that most brands wouldn’t admit to. These hilarious slogans are creations by the always clever Clif Dickens, a professional graphic designer who has his finger on the pulse of most consumers. His slogans accurately portray what most people think of regarding certain brands.
I’m a fan of many of these brands and these funny slogans make me love them even more. If only companies would poke fun at themselves but most marketing agencies wouldn’t dare do so.
Honest Company Slogans #1: Hulu – Which ad experience would you prefer to ignore?
Honest Company Slogans #2: Gillette – We’re going to keep adding more blades.
Honest Company Slogans #3: Dannon Activia – Helps you poop.
Honest Company Slogans #4: IKEA – We throw in extra parts just to mess with you.
Honest Company Slogans #5: Netflix – Spend more time searching than actually watching.
Honest Company Slogans #6: Hot Pockets – Every bite is a different temperature.
Honest Company Slogans #7: Perrier – Rich people water.
Honest Company Slogans #8: Yelp – Pretend your review matters.
Honest Company Slogans #9: Coors Light – The mountains turn blue in case you don’t know what a cold beer feels like.
Honest Company Slogans #10: Budweiser – Kind of beer.
Honest Company Slogans #11: TMZ – Junk food for your eyes.
Honest Company Slogans #12: Hummer – Firmly plant your carbon footprint.
Honest Company Slogans #13: Red Lobster – You’re here for the cheddar biscuits.
Honest Company Slogans #14: WebMD – Convince yourself that you have a terminal illness.
Honest Company Slogans #15: Subway – Let that bread smell soak into your clothes.
16) Nestle Coffee-Mate Coffee Creamer – Helps you pretend to like coffee.
17) Ticketmaster – Yeah…we’re going to charge you whatever we want.
18) Yellow Pages – Here, you throw this away.
19) Motel 6 – We’ll leave the light on for you because you’re probably in a sketchy neighborhood.
20) Hidden Valley The Orignal Ranch – Makes vegetables bad for you.
21) Siracha Hot Chili Sauce – Always worth the pain.
22) LinkedIn – Connect with people for no reason at all.
23) Pizza Hut – We have a salad bar for some reason.
24) Crest 3D White Whitestrips – Teeth so white, they can’t dance.
25) Capri Sun All Natural – Careful not to poke a hole through the back.
26) Pepsi – Is Pepsi okay?
27) PayPal – Because you have to.
28) MTV – Television.
29) America Online – Need a CD Frisbee?
30) Ben & Jerry’s – Eat away your feelings.
31) Nature Valley Granola Bars – Crumbs EVERYWHERE.
32) Apple – $2000 Facebook machines.
33) Best Buy – Try it out before buying it on Amazon.
34) Q-Tips Cotton Swabs – You use them in your ears even though we say not to.
35) Target – Walmart for the middle class.
36) K-Mart – We still exist.
37) Barnes & Noble – Stay inside and it’s a library.
38) Sprite – Liquid Skittles.
39) Trader Joe’s – The poor man’s Whole Foods.
40) Starbucks – We serve you decaf if you’re rude.
41) Maybelline – Maybe it’s Photoshop.
42) Dirt Devil – Terrorize your pets.
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