85 Funny Chuck Norris Memes That Are Truly Badass

When it comes to badass people in memes, Chuck Norris memes surely come to mind. The kung fu superstar has starred in action movies like Lone Wolf McQuade to TV action classics like Walker, Texas Ranger. If you look at pictures of Chuck Norris, he’s usually smiling but don’t be fooled. If you get on his bad side, I don’t want to imagine what would happen to you next!

All kidding aside, Chuck Norris is a national treasure and I’ve been a personal fan for as long as I remember. To celebrate the awesomeness of Chuck Norris, we scoured the web for the best memes and hope you enjoy the following 85 funny memes!

1) The following memes are “Chuck Norris Approved”. They really aren’t but thought it’d be fun to say anyway.

The following memes are "Chuck Norris Approved". They really aren't but thought it'd be fun to say anyway.

2)

"A snake bit me. It died 2 days later."

“A snake bit me. It died 2 days later.”

3)

"Chuck Norris was in all the 'Star Wars' movies, he was the force."

“Chuck Norris was in all the ‘Star Wars‘ movies, he was the force.”

4)

"Alright team, we need ideas for new music. More autotune. A duet. By getting real artists."

“Alright team, we need ideas for new music. More autotune. A duet. By getting real artists.”

5)

"In an emergency...9-1-1 calls him."

“In an emergency…9-1-1 calls him.”

6)

"Chuck Norris was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. He was only wearing a towel."

“Chuck Norris was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. He was only wearing a towel.”

7)

"When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally, he comes back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich."

“When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally, he comes back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.”

8) The coronavirus is no match for Chuck Norris memes.

"Chuck Norris has been exposed to the coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for the next two weeks."

“Chuck Norris has been exposed to the coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for the next two weeks.”

9)

"Chuck Norris' blood type is A-K 47."

“Chuck Norris’ blood type is A-K 47.”

10)

"Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in."

“Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.”

11)

"Chuck Norris can make memory foam forget."

“Chuck Norris can make memory foam forget.”

12)

"When Chuck Norris chops onions, the onions cry."

“When Chuck Norris chops onions, the onions cry.”

13)

"Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets with nine bullets."

“Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets with nine bullets.”

14)

"Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience."

“Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.”

15)

"Chuck Norris decided to put up a few Christmas decorations."

“Chuck Norris decided to put up a few Christmas decorations.”

16)

"You will die in 7 days. Yes? This is Chuck Norris. I'm sorry sir, I have the wrong number."

“You will die in 7 days. Yes? This is Chuck Norris. I’m sorry sir, I have the wrong number.”

17)

"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. The grim reaper is still working up the courage to tell him."

“Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. The grim reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.”

18) Don’t mess with Chuck Norris memes!

"Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone."

“Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.”

19)

"Once dug a hole with a spoon. Also known as the grand canyon."

“Once dug a hole with a spoon. Also known as the grand canyon.”

20)

"Chuck Norris: The early years."

“Chuck Norris: The early years.”

21)

"Emotions of Chuck Norris. Happy. Sad. Angry. Calm. Excited. After kicking your [censored]."

“Emotions of Chuck Norris. Happy. Sad. Angry. Calm. Excited. After kicking your [censored].”

22)

"Chuck Norris flew coast to coast in a hot air balloon powered by a long fart."

“Chuck Norris flew coast to coast in a hot air balloon powered by a long fart.”

23)

"Chuck Norris once fought Batman for a bet. The loser got nightshift."

“Chuck Norris once fought Batman for a bet. The loser got nightshift.”

24)

"When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into Chuck Norris."

“When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesn’t turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into Chuck Norris.”

25)

"Chuck's Gmail account: gmail@chucknorris.com."

“Chuck’s Gmail account: [email protected]

26)

"When Google has a question, they 'Norris' it."

“When Google has a question, they ‘Norris’ it.”

27)

"Guns carry him for protection."

“Guns carry him for protection.”

28)

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move."

“Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move.”

29) Chuck Norris memes celebrating a national treasure.

"Chuck Norris: He just won the war against the rest of the planet."

“Chuck Norris: He just won the war against the rest of the planet.”

30)

"In his life, Chuck Norris has broken many bones. None of them were his."

“In his life, Chuck Norris has broken many bones. None of them were his.”

31)

"Chuck Norris hosted Unsolved Mysteries for only one episode because he solved all of the mysteries."

“Chuck Norris hosted Unsolved Mysteries for only one episode because he solved all of the mysteries.”

32)

"How many push-ups can you do? All of them."

“How many push-ups can you do? All of them.”

33)

"When the Hulk gets really angry, he turns into Chuck Norris."

“When the Hulk gets really angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.”

34)

"I have an army. We have Chuck Norris."

“I have an army. We have Chuck Norris.”

35)

"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask him for his three-hole punch."

“If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask him for his three-hole punch.”

36)

"GE90-115B. I'll take that hair dryer thanks."

“GE90-115B. I’ll take that hair dryer thanks.”

37)

"I'm Batman. No, I'm Batman. Okay, you're Batman."

“I’m Batman. No, I’m Batman. Okay, you’re Batman.”

38)

"In case of Chuck Norris, stop, drop, and die!"

“In case of Chuck Norris, stop, drop, and die!”

39) Chuck Norris facts in a meme.

"Chuck Norris is the only person that can email a roundhouse kick."

“Chuck Norris is the only person that can email a roundhouse kick.”

40)

"Jesus can walk on water. I can swim on land."

“Jesus can walk on water. I can swim on land.”

41)

"Chuck Norris kicked the world once. It hasn't stopped spinning."

“Chuck Norris kicked the world once. It hasn’t stopped spinning.”

42)

"Chuck Norris killed 2 birds with 1 stone."

“Chuck Norris killed 2 birds with 1 stone.”

43)

"Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time."

“Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.”

44)

"When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father, 'You're the man of the house now'."

“When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father, ‘You’re the man of the house now’.”

45)

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you."

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.”

46)

"When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity...He found it and got it back."

“When Chuck Norris’ daughter lost her virginity…He found it and got it back.”

47)

"Luke, I'm not your father. No!"

“Luke, I’m not your father. No!”

48)

"Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes."

“Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes.”

49) You don’t normally associate Mars with Chuck Norris memes but here it is!

"Mars: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; That's why there are no signs of life there."

“Mars: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; That’s why there are no signs of life there.”

50)

"Chuck Norris meme for when sarcasm isn't enough and a roundhouse kick to the face is."

“Chuck Norris meme for when sarcasm isn’t enough and a roundhouse kick to the face is.”

51)

"Chuck Norris calling on mobile: Answer and Answer."

“Chuck Norris calling on mobile: Answer and Answer.”

52)

"I need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycle."

“I need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycle.”

53)

"There is no 'CTRL' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

“There is no ‘CTRL’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.”

54)

"Chuck Norris doesn't have an 'ESC' key on his computer."

“Chuck Norris doesn’t have an ‘ESC’ key on his computer.”

55)

"Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower. He stares at it until it starts to cry."

“Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower. He stares at it until it starts to cry.”

56)

"Chuck Norris took off his shirt and melted Vanilla Ice."

“Chuck Norris took off his shirt and melted Vanilla Ice.”

57)

"Chuck Norris was once on American Idol...He won using sign language."

“Chuck Norris was once on American Idol…He won using sign language.”

58)

"Chuck Norris once fought Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."

“Chuck Norris once fought Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.”

59)

"Only two things will survive doomsday - Cockroaches, and Chuck Norris. The roaches, however, will not survive Chuck Norris."

“Only two things will survive doomsday – Cockroaches, and Chuck Norris. The roaches, however, will not survive Chuck Norris.”

60) Waldo isn’t the only one hiding from Chuck Norris memes…

"Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding."

“Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.”

61)

"Santa Claus was real. Until he forgot my present."

“Santa Claus was real. Until he forgot my present.”

62)

"Chuck Norris saw a white and gold dress until he beat it black and blue."

“Chuck Norris saw a white and gold dress until he beat it black and blue.”

63)

"Scared? When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

“Scared? When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”

64)

"The Slovak republic has set up an online contest to name a bridge and the name currently in first place is Chuck Norris. Guys, you can't name a bridge after Chuck Norris! Because nobody crosses Chuck Norris."

“The Slovak republic has set up an online contest to name a bridge and the name currently in first place is Chuck Norris. Guys, you can’t name a bridge after Chuck Norris! Because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.”

65)

"Chuck Norris took that bite out of the Apple logo."

“Chuck Norris took that bite out of the Apple logo.”

66)

"The look you get when Chuck Norris does a slam dunk."

“The look you get when Chuck Norris does a slam dunk.”

67)

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”

68)

"This is how Chuck Norris sleeps."

“This is how Chuck Norris sleeps.”

69)

"I thought it was touchscreen."

“I thought it was touchscreen.”

70)

"Chuck Norris took a dump here once. It is now a registered historic landmark."

“Chuck Norris took a dump here once. It is now a registered historic landmark.”

71) I wouldn’t recommend deleting Chuck Norris memes either.

"United tried to remove Chuck Norris."

“United tried to remove Chuck Norris.”

72)

"Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs."

“Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.”

73)

"I use a stunt double for crying scenes."

“I use a stunt double for crying scenes.”

74)

"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat."

“Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.”

75)

"I want to play a game. Cool. What kind of game? Nevermind."

“I want to play a game. Cool. What kind of game? Nevermind.”

76)

"Chuck Norris was here and he chose scissors."

“Chuck Norris was here and he chose scissors.”

77)

"What happened here? Chuck Norris fell out of bed."

“What happened here? Chuck Norris fell out of bed.”

78)

"When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital."

“When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.”

79)

"While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life."

“While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life.”

80)

"I will find you and...And what...My apologies, I have dialed the wrong number."

“I will find you and…And what…My apologies, I have dialed the wrong number.”

81)

"Yo Chuck, Ima gonna let you finish, but...You know what, you go right ahead and finish."

“Yo Chuck, Ima gonna let you finish, but…You know what, you go right ahead and finish.”

82) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of Chuck Norris memes…

"#YOLO. Exception: Chuck Norris."

“#YOLO. Exception: Chuck Norris.”

83)

"You built a time machine out of a DeLorean? I bought it from Chuck Norris."

“You built a time machine out of a DeLorean? I bought it from Chuck Norris.”

84)

"Young Chuck Norris: One time a truck driver honked at him. Silly truck driver!"

“Young Chuck Norris: One time a truck driver honked at him. Silly truck driver!”

85)

"Chuck Norris!"

“Chuck Norris!”

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