Welcome to our lighthearted journey through some of the funniest Bible memes on the internet! Despite being a serious religious text filled with inspiring verses and scriptures, the Bible has also inspired a wealth of humorous memes that play on everything from Adam and Eve’s naked shenanigans in the Garden of Eden to Moses’ parting of the Red Sea and Jesus‘ miraculous resurrection.
Whether you’re a devout believer or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, these memes are sure to bring a smile to your face and maybe even make you see the Bible in a new, more playful light. So sit back, relax, and get ready to LOL at some of the most hilarious Bible memes around!
1) Let the bible memes begin!
“Adam and Eve after sin: It’s ok, he can’t see me. God: I can see you. He can see me.”
2) Bible memes with Adam and Eve…
“Adam and Eve eat the forbidden fruit. Now it’s everyone’s problem.”
3) Don’t be afraid of angels in bible memes!
“Angels: Do not be afraid. Literally everyone in the Bible.”
4) Funny Bible memes on Palm Sunday.
“It’s called Palm Sunday because Satan is about to catch these hands.”
5) Dancing with Jesus in Bible memes…
“Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a host of miraculous moves. Prophet like it’s hot.”
“I explained that the Bible is true because that’s what it says in the bible. Why are they laughing?”
“Father forgive them, for I literally can’t even.”
“Girl, pop that Bible open so we can read encouraging scriptures together.”
“God watching you fall in love with somebody he’s gonna use to hurt you for character development.”
10) Amen to that and Bible memes…
“Guess who’s back? Back again. JC’s back. Say Amen.”
“Hey, Debbie? It’s me, the Lord. Listen…You need to stop telling everyone that your health is in my hands. You’re going to have to wash your hands and quarantine with everyone else, ok?”
“How were Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, and other Old Testament believers saved? The same way as New Testament believers – by God’s grace alone, through faith in his Messiah.”
“Human: *frightened screaming* Biblically accurate angel: Why are you running.”
“Hey girl, I was just reading my Bible and I got to the book of numbers but I didn’t see yours.”
15) Bible memes that have you asking, “What would Jesus do?”
“If anyone ever asks you, ‘What would Jesus do?’ Remind them that flipping over tables and chasing people with a whip is within the realm of possibilities.”
“Jesus walks into a bar: Just 12 waters, please! *winks at disciples*”
“Love everyone no matter what. What if they have tattoos? Yes, even if they ask stupid questions.”
“Mark is such a weirdly casual Bible name. Hi, I’d like you to meet my sons Josiah, Hezekiah, and Bartholomew. Oh, over there? That’s just Mark. Oh, hi Mark. Sup?”
“Me trying to find where the Bible says, ‘Like and share and God will bless you.'”
20) Gotta love funny Bible memes!
“Mom, where do babies come from? Yeah Mary, where DO babies come from?”
“*Moses is away for 5 minutes* The Israelites:”
“My daughter is allowed 3 male friends. The father, the son, and the holy spirit.”
“No tattoos thanks, my body is a temple. Temples:”
“People be like, ‘Only God can judge me.’ I be like, ‘That should scare you!'”
“It’s a prank bro, calm down. The camera is there.”
26) These Bible memes are lit!
“Preacher: Then God said let there be light. Me: AND IT WAS LIT.”
“Read all the books in the Bible. Finally finished.”
“Shout out to this hustler who tried to sell merch at the crucifixion.”
“When someone orders the most expensive thing on the menu and suggests splitting the bill equally.”
30) The struggle is real with Bible memes.
“I want to read the Bible. My phone is dead.”
“When you’re the angel of death and you see an Israelite’s door with no blood on it: Where’s the lamb sauce!”
“I will find you and I will join your bible study.”
“Jesus, would you look at the time.”
“When you forget your mom follows you on Snapchat: My second favorite thing to have in my mouth. That first thing being the holy words of Jesus Christ Amen.”
“U call it procrastinating I call it waiting on God.”
I hope you enjoyed these bible memes!
“Ooh, the Bible.”
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