I like to consider myself lucky that I was raised in a Christian household and have fond memories of attending catholic schools from kindergarten all the way up to high school. Both my parents brought us to church every Sunday and looking back, it truly brought our family together. I really enjoyed putting together this list of 47 Christian memes and feel that anybody will relate to them, no matter what religion they follow.
Christian memes are all over social media these days, and people can’t seem to get enough of them…including me! So take a break from the news and scroll through some of these hilarious images. You might just find yourself feeling a little bit better! Enjoy!
1) Let the Christian memes begin!
“That’s a nice grave there. Would be a shame if someone rose from it.”
“Love is an open door. Yes, it is.”
3) Just don’t eat these Christian memes!
“I ate a bible tonight. I think I helped. We’re sorry, Jesus.” Need more dog shaming?
“I beat death! That’s cute.”
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“Because Jesus saves.”
“You don’t believe the bible because it was written by man? Tell me about who wrote all your textbooks.”
7) Funny Christian memes with eternal life on the internet.
“Brain cells die. Skin cells die and even hair cells die. But the fat cells in my stomach must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior since they seem to have eternal life.”
“Brunswick family loses everything in a fire, except a bible. Seems a little passive aggressive if your god allows your house to burn down and he leaves his business card.”
“Cain watching Abel receive God’s blessing: Soon…”
10) And, please share these Christian memes on Facebook.
“Jesus checking if the Facebook photo has enough likes to save the sick child.”
“Dad, it’s been more than 2,000 years…Don’t you think I should show myself? Fine. But you can only appear on burnt toast, dog butts, and Cheetos.”
12) Do you have a moment for more funny Christian memes?
“Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ.”
“When God blesses you beyond what you can ask, think, or imagine.”
“Good luck breeding those lions.”
15) Christian memes? Gotta catch ’em all!
“Gotta catch ’em all? Did it. Twice.”
“When you have a pastor who doesn’t sugarcoat anything…”
17) He is the vine, we are the branches.
“He is divine. We are dibranches.” Need more funny church signs?
“Homeschooled Christian gangsters be like…Swear words.”
“How you leave a relationship where the holy spirit clearly told you not to get into…”
20) Asking God for more funny Christian memes.
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”
“Jesus: Table for 26, please. Waiter: But there are only 13 of you. Jesus: We’re all going to sit on the same side.”
22) With the cost of gas, I sure hope so!
“Lord stretch my gas the way you did the 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread…”
“Me, trying to lean on my own understanding. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding (Proverbs 3:5).”
“Nobody talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s.”
25) Going to church with funny Christian memes.
“Now mama, you don’t have to go to church to go to heaven. Well, you don’t have to wear a parachute to jump out of an airplane either, but it certainly helps.”
“I once was lost but now am found.”
27) Christian memes showing the way.
“Pardon Jesus you’re in the way. Excuse you I am the way. It gets me every time. Every. Time.”
“*Jesus picks up bread* this is my body. *Jesus picks up wine* this is my blood. *Jesus picks up guitar* this is the story of a girl.”
“Remember, you are made in the image of God. And so is the other jerk you’re arguing with.”
30) Christian memes of biblical proportions…
“When I say I want a biblical wife. What people think I mean: I want a wife who is passive and subservient. What I really mean: I want a wife who is totally willing to drive a tent spike into a tyrant’s head should the opportunity arise. If you can’t handle me at my Judges 4-5, you don’t deserve me at my Proverbs 31.”
“When you see something inappropriate on your feed.”
“Singles be like…I see you worship.”
“So I’m reading the bible. Jesus dies.”
“Some days be like this…Me. Holy spirit.”
35) Read Christian memes to help you fall asleep.
“Stop giving me your toughest battles. LOL, just go to bed earlier.”
“Technically, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.”
“That awkward moment when the preacher looks at you while he’s preaching and you yawn.”
“The author of Ecclesiastes started off like…I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters.”
“They warned me Satan would be attractive.”
40) Imagine wrapping up a sermon with funny Christian memes?
“This is the look you gave your pastor when he says he was going to wrap up the sermon 35 minutes ago.”
“Jesus was here.”
“We can make up for the hour of sleep lost to Daylight Savings by napping in church.”
“When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.”
“When the whole squad gets the Christian subculture reference.”
45) Lord I want more Christian memes.
“With your phone’s predictive text, finish this prayer: Lord I want…”
“When you know the sermon’s gonna run a little longer.”
“Jesus you’re in the way. No, I am the way.”
I hope you enjoyed these Christian memes!
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