Discussions at the dinner table about religion or politics can garner very heated debates. Why? Because everybody has there own views and beliefs and nobody is right or wrong.
But whether you’re a Christian or not, one thing we can all agree on is that memes are funny. For that reason, we searched the web for the best Christian memes and Jesus memes and present you with 65 of the best Christian Jesus memes around! If you like them, don’t miss these funny church signs!
1) Let the Christian Jesus memes begin!
“17-year-old girl struck by lightning while masturbating. Christ is watching.”
“When a parent tells me their kids an angel. [Whispering] So was Lucifer.”
3) Turning water into wine with Jesus memes.
“Bartender: I’m cutting you off. Only water from now on. Jesus: [sarcastically] Oh no.”
“Adam: Hey do you like my leaves? They hide my sin. God: How did you know that was a sin? Adam:”
“All the moms when the pastor mentions disobedient kids. Mmmmmm. Yes!! Hallelujah. Amen. Wow. Amen. Amen.”
6) Jesus memes featuring a true superhero.
“…And that’s how I saved the world!”
7) Jesus memes we can all agree on!
“Atheists and Christians can agree on one thing. Scamming televangelists are pieces of crap.”
“Be right back.”
9) Jesus memes from Twitter.
“When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That’s more my speed.”
10) Why not share some of these Jesus memes on Facebook?
“Jesus checking if the Facebook photo has enough likes to save the sick child.”
11) More Jesus memes from Twitter.
“Joseph: No rooms? Dude, she’s about to give birth to humanity’s savior. Innkeeper: Sorry we get really busy around Christmas time. Joseph: Around what time?”
“College Christians tithe 10% like I have $3.”
“Where Conservative Christians and Jesus stand on Trump.”
“Dad, it’s been more than 2,000 years…Don’t you think I should show myself? Fine. But you can only appear on burnt toast, dog butts, and Cheetos.”
“Delete System 32, it’s make your computer run faster. F off, Jesus.”
“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.”
“Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who reads the message bible.”
18) Vote for Christian Jesus memes!
“I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name! That’s Republican, we count those.”
19) Excuse me, can you spare more Jesus memes?
“Excuse me. Do you have a moment to spare to talk about Jesus Christ?”
20) Jesus memes for adults!
“When you finally accept Jesus into you.”
“I beat death! That’s cute.”
22) In that case, did Jesus create Christian memes?
“*Creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that. Angel 1: What if it could carry its offspring with it for protection. God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it. Angel 2: What if it could kick the crap out of you. God: There it is.”
“The Lord: *giveth*. Me: Neat. The Lord: *taketh away*. Me:”
24) Jesus memes on wheels?
“When you go to meet her parents.”
“God: Love one another. Us: Okay but what if they-. God: Did I stutter?”
“Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Lord Voldemort?”
“Having a bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.”
“He was just tryna learn calculus.”
29) Or, reading Jesus memes…
“When I hear someone else bumping that Jesus music.”
30) Wholesome Jesus memes.
“When you help your mom with her computer and don’t freak out on her.”
“Hey Jacob, can I have some food? Sure…only if you give me your birthright. Well, that escalated quickly.”
“When Holy Spirit has given you everything you need to succeed but you still try to do it alone.”
“I don’t always poo, but when I do…Holy crap.”
“He is jealous for Mii.”
“When Jesus said ‘one of you will betray me’ and Judas was at the table like…”
“God [creating the grapefruit]: Another citrus. Angel: Like a lime? God: Bigger. Angel: A lemon? God: Bigger. Angel: An orange? God: I said bigger. Angel: Sweeter too? God: No, like battery acid and sharts. Angel: Poison so they don’t eat it? God: No, make it the healthiest one.”
“kim-jong-chill: I need feminism because when Jesus does a magic trick it’s a damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake. mattheuphonium: Fabulous. tockthewatchdog: I mean they did also kill Jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill Jesus.”
“Let me in. Why? So I can save you. From what? From what I’m going to do to you if you don’t let me in!”
39) Jesus memes are always the answer.
“Me taking a math test. Jesus is always the answer.”
“Nobody talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s.”
41) Love for Jesus memes.
“Sex life. Weak. Love for Jesus Christ. Strong.”
42) Funny Jesus memes.
“No, no…Mr. Jesus no here…”
“Now that’s a question. Can Jesus…Can Jesus microwave a burrito…Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it.”
“Jesus [on the cross]: I hope you guys make some cool necklaces about this.”
“Hostess: Welcome to Olive Garden. Jesus: Hi, are your breadsticks truly unlimited? Hostess: Of course. Jesus: great! Hostess: How many in your party? Jesus: 5 [under breath] thousand.”
“People: You can’t expect to eat junk food, never work out and get abs… Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.”
“Peter, the boat is lava.”
“Me. A post with 666 upvotes.”
“When Adam saw Eve eating the apple. Oh no baby what is you doing???”
“When you see the Jewish hippie that you literally just crucified walking around talking to people.”
“You should have gone for the head.”
“Single Christians after the first date be like…Lord…Is this the one?”
53) Can you spare a moment for Christian Jesus memes?
“Excuse me, Sir. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?”
“So I was like, ‘Bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don’t do it to them.'”
“The son of man did not come to be served, but to serve…Matthew 20:28”
“[Biblical times] God: Oh crap. Angel: What? God: I just realized I’ve been leaning on the frog button.”
“Jesus supped with his Apostles.”
“Me talking to God after a slight inconvenience. Why you always got to be so mean to me?”
“This is the best screensaver because every time I get a notification, the Lord holds it up for me, and that makes me so happy.”
“The human eye can expand up to 55% while looking at something you love.”
“Me this semester: And I will call upon your name and keep my eyes above the waves…”
62) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of Christian Jesus memes.
“Trying to fix my life without the help of Gold like.”
“Turns water into protein shake.”
“Jesus Christ…verified. Checkmate, atheists.”
65) I hope you enjoyed these funny Christian Jesus memes.
“Was Christian before Christianity.”
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