65 Christian Jesus Memes That Are so Funny, You’ll Swear It’s a Miracle

Discussions at the dinner table about religion or politics can garner very heated debates. Why? Because everybody has there own views and beliefs and nobody is right or wrong.

But whether you’re a Christian or not, one thing we can all agree on is that memes are funny. For that reason, we searched the web for the best Christian memes and Jesus memes and present you with 65 of the best Christian Jesus memes around! If you like them, don’t miss these funny church signs!

1) Let the Christian Jesus memes begin!

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "17-year-old girl struck by lightning while masturbating. Christ is watching."

“17-year-old girl struck by lightning while masturbating. Christ is watching.”

2)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When a parent tells me their kids an angel. [Whispering] So was Lucifer."

“When a parent tells me their kids an angel. [Whispering] So was Lucifer.”

3) Turning water into wine with Jesus memes.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Bartender: I'm cutting you off. Only water from now on. Jesus: [sarcastically] Oh no."

“Bartender: I’m cutting you off. Only water from now on. Jesus: [sarcastically] Oh no.”

4)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Adam: Hey do you like my leaves? They hide my sin. God: How did you know that was a sin? Adam:"

“Adam: Hey do you like my leaves? They hide my sin. God: How did you know that was a sin? Adam:”

5)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "All the moms when the pastor mentions disobedient kids. Mmmmmm. Yes!! Hallelujah. Amen. Wow. Amen. Amen."

“All the moms when the pastor mentions disobedient kids. Mmmmmm. Yes!! Hallelujah. Amen. Wow. Amen. Amen.”

6) Jesus memes featuring a true superhero.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "...And that's how I saved the world!"

“…And that’s how I saved the world!”

7) Jesus memes we can all agree on!

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Atheists and Christians can agree on one thing. Scamming televangelists are pieces of shit."

“Atheists and Christians can agree on one thing. Scamming televangelists are pieces of crap.”

8)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Be right back."

“Be right back.”

9) Jesus memes from Twitter.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed."

“When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That’s more my speed.”

10) Why not share some of these Jesus memes on Facebook?

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Jesus checking if the Facebook photo has enough likes to save the sick child."

“Jesus checking if the Facebook photo has enough likes to save the sick child.”

11) More Jesus memes from Twitter.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Joseph: No rooms? Dude, she's about to give birth to humanity's savior. Innkeeper: Sorry we get really busy around Christmas time. Joseph: Around what time?"

“Joseph: No rooms? Dude, she’s about to give birth to humanity’s savior. Innkeeper: Sorry we get really busy around Christmas time. Joseph: Around what time?”

12)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "College Christians tithe 10% like I have $3."

“College Christians tithe 10% like I have $3.”

13)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Where Conservative Christians and Jesus stand on Trump."

“Where Conservative Christians and Jesus stand on Trump.”

14)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Dad, it's been more than 2,000 years...Don't you think I should show myself? Fine. But you can only appear on burnt toast, dog butts, and Cheetos."

“Dad, it’s been more than 2,000 years…Don’t you think I should show myself? Fine. But you can only appear on burnt toast, dog butts, and Cheetos.”

15)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Delete System 32, it's make your computer run faster. Fuck off, Jesus."

“Delete System 32, it’s make your computer run faster. F off, Jesus.”

16)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."

“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.”

17)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who reads the message bible."

“Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who reads the message bible.”

18) Vote for Christian Jesus memes!

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name! That's Republican, we count those."

“I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name! That’s Republican, we count those.”

19) Excuse me, can you spare more Jesus memes?

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Excuse me. Do you have a moment to spare to talk about Jesus Christ?"

“Excuse me. Do you have a moment to spare to talk about Jesus Christ?”

20) Jesus memes for adults!

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When you finally accept Jesus into you."

“When you finally accept Jesus into you.”

21)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "I beat death! That's cute."

“I beat death! That’s cute.”

22) In that case, did Jesus create Christian memes?

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "*Creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let's work off that. Angel 1: What if it could carry its offspring with it for protection. God: Okay that's kind of weak Sharon but we'll add it. Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you. God: There it is."

“*Creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that. Angel 1: What if it could carry its offspring with it for protection. God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it. Angel 2: What if it could kick the crap out of you. God: There it is.”

23)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "The Lord: *giveth*. Me: Neat. The Lord: *taketh away*. Me:"

“The Lord: *giveth*. Me: Neat. The Lord: *taketh away*. Me:”

24) Jesus memes on wheels?

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When you go to meet her parents."

“When you go to meet her parents.”

25)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "God: Love one another. Us: Okay but what if they-. God: Did I stutter?"

“God: Love one another. Us: Okay but what if they-. God: Did I stutter?”

26)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Lord Voldemort?"

“Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Lord Voldemort?”

27)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Having a bible verse in your bio doesn't make you a good person."

“Having a bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.”

28)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "He was just tryna learn calculus."

“He was just tryna learn calculus.”

29) Or, reading Jesus memes…

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When I hear someone else bumping that Jesus music."

“When I hear someone else bumping that Jesus music.”

30) Wholesome Jesus memes.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When you help your mom with her computer and don't freak out on her."

“When you help your mom with her computer and don’t freak out on her.”

31)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Hey Jacob, can I have some food? Sure...only if you give me your birthright. Well, that escalated quickly."

“Hey Jacob, can I have some food? Sure…only if you give me your birthright. Well, that escalated quickly.”

32)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When Holy Spirit has given you everything you need to succeed but you still try to do it alone."

“When Holy Spirit has given you everything you need to succeed but you still try to do it alone.”

33)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "I don't always poo, but when I do...Holy shit."

“I don’t always poo, but when I do…Holy crap.”

34)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "He is jealous for Mii."

“He is jealous for Mii.”

35)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When Jesus said 'one of you will betray me' and Judas was at the table like..."

“When Jesus said ‘one of you will betray me’ and Judas was at the table like…”

36)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "God [creating the grapefruit]: Another citrus. Angel: Like a lime? God: Bigger. Angel: A lemon? God: Bigger. Angel: An orange? God: I said bigger. Angel: Sweeter too? God: No, like battery acid and sharts. Angel: Poison so they don't eat it? God: No, make it the healthiest one."

“God [creating the grapefruit]: Another citrus. Angel: Like a lime? God: Bigger. Angel: A lemon? God: Bigger. Angel: An orange? God: I said bigger. Angel: Sweeter too? God: No, like battery acid and sharts. Angel: Poison so they don’t eat it? God: No, make it the healthiest one.”

37)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "kim-jong-chill: I need feminism because when Jesus does a magic trick it's a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake. mattheuphonium: Fabulous. tockthewatchdog: I mean they did also kill Jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill Jesus."

“kim-jong-chill: I need feminism because when Jesus does a magic trick it’s a damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake. mattheuphonium: Fabulous. tockthewatchdog: I mean they did also kill Jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill Jesus.”

38)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Let me in. Why? So I can save you. From what? From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in!"

“Let me in. Why? So I can save you. From what? From what I’m going to do to you if you don’t let me in!”

39) Jesus memes are always the answer.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Me taking a math test. Jesus is always the answer."

“Me taking a math test. Jesus is always the answer.”

40)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s."

“Nobody talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s.”

41) Love for Jesus memes.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Sex life. Weak. Love for Jesus Christ. Strong."

“Sex life. Weak. Love for Jesus Christ. Strong.”

42) Funny Jesus memes.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "No, no...Mr. Jesus no here..."

“No, no…Mr. Jesus no here…”

43)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Now that's a question. Can Jesus...Can Jesus microwave a burrito...Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it."

“Now that’s a question. Can Jesus…Can Jesus microwave a burrito…Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it.”

44)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Jesus [on the cross]: I hope you guys make some cool necklaces about this."

“Jesus [on the cross]: I hope you guys make some cool necklaces about this.”

45)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Hostess: Welcome to Olive Garden. Jesus: Hi, are your breadsticks truly unlimited? Hostess: Of course. Jesus: great! Hostess: How many in your party? Jesus: 5 [under breath] thousand."

“Hostess: Welcome to Olive Garden. Jesus: Hi, are your breadsticks truly unlimited? Hostess: Of course. Jesus: great! Hostess: How many in your party? Jesus: 5 [under breath] thousand.”

46)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "People: You can't expect to eat junk food, never work out and get abs... Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down."

“People: You can’t expect to eat junk food, never work out and get abs… Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.”

47)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Peter, the boat is lava."

“Peter, the boat is lava.”

48)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Me. A post with 666 upvotes."

“Me. A post with 666 upvotes.”

49)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When Adam saw Eve eating the apple. Oh no baby what is you doing???"

“When Adam saw Eve eating the apple. Oh no baby what is you doing???”

50)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "When you see the Jewish hippie that you literally just crucified walking around talking to people."

“When you see the Jewish hippie that you literally just crucified walking around talking to people.”

51)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "You should have gone for the head."

“You should have gone for the head.”

52)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Single Christians after the first date be like...Lord...Is this the one?"

“Single Christians after the first date be like…Lord…Is this the one?”

53) Can you spare a moment for Christian Jesus memes?

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Excuse me, Sir. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"

“Excuse me, Sir. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?”

54)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "So I was like, 'Bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them.'"

“So I was like, ‘Bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don’t do it to them.'”

55)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "The son of man did not come to be served, but to serve...Matthew 20:28"

“The son of man did not come to be served, but to serve…Matthew 20:28”

56)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "[Biblical times] God: Oh shit. Angel: What? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."

“[Biblical times] God: Oh crap. Angel: What? God: I just realized I’ve been leaning on the frog button.”

57)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Jesus supped with his Apostles."

“Jesus supped with his Apostles.”

58)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Me talking to God after a slight inconvenience. Why you always got to be so mean to me?"

“Me talking to God after a slight inconvenience. Why you always got to be so mean to me?”

59)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "This is the best screensaver because every time I get a notification, the Lord holds it up for me, and that makes me so happy."

“This is the best screensaver because every time I get a notification, the Lord holds it up for me, and that makes me so happy.”

60)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "The human eye can expand up to 55% while looking at something you love."

“The human eye can expand up to 55% while looking at something you love.”

61)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Me this semester: And I will call upon your name and keep my eyes above the waves..."

“Me this semester: And I will call upon your name and keep my eyes above the waves…”

62) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of Christian Jesus memes.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Trying to fix my life without the help of Gold like."

“Trying to fix my life without the help of Gold like.”

63)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Turns water into protein shake."

“Turns water into protein shake.”

64)

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Jesus Christ...verified. Checkmate, atheists."

“Jesus Christ…verified. Checkmate, atheists.”

65) I hope you enjoyed these funny Christian Jesus memes.

65 Christian Jesus Memes - "Was Christian before Christianity."

“Was Christian before Christianity.”

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