69 Sexy Adult Memes That Are Anything but PG-13

The internet has brought us many things and memes haven’t been more popular. While there are plenty of clean memes, there are many sexy and naughty memes for adults that are just as hilarious.

Netflix and Chill is a naughty phrase most people are familiar with and think it’s time for an update, Sexy Memes and Chill. We scoured every naughty corner of the web for sexy adult memes and I hope you enjoy this compilation of 69 sexy memes!

1) Let the sexy adult memes begin!

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I'll send you a picture of my pussy, she said. With cute panties, she said."

“I’ll send you a picture of my [censored], she said. With cute panties, she said.”

2)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough."

“Anything is a vibrator if you’re brave enough.”

3)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Arousing you arouses me."

“Arousing you arouses me.”

4)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "When she asks if you have a condom so you flash a chicken-flavored top ramen season packet and slide in raw af."

“When she asks if you have a condom so you flash a chicken-flavored top ramen season packet and slide in raw AF.”

5) Warming up dinner with funny and sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "When bae says warm up dinner."

“When bae says warm up dinner.”

6)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Bae so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck!"

“Bae so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck!”

7) Serving sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Before sending nudes, ask yourself: Is it hot? Does it look good? Are you proud to serve it?"

“Before sending nudes, ask yourself: Is it hot? Does it look good? Are you proud to serve it?”

8)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "When you're broke and she asks 'so what you gon bring to the table?'"

“When you’re broke and she asks ‘so what you gon bring to the table?'”

9)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Call me a bra because I'm here to support you and touch your boobs."

“Call me a bra because I’m here to support you and touch your [censored].”

10) Nothing is off-limits with sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Can I eat your ass?"

“Can I eat your @$$?”

11)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I could go for one of your kisses right now."

“I could go for one of your kisses right now.”

12) These sexy adult memes are also smooth as [censored].

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I have the sex appeal of a math book. Idk man, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say 'fuck me.' That was smooth as fuck."

“I have the sex appeal of a math book. Idk man, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say ‘[censored] me.’ That was smooth as [censored].”

13)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Do you suppose that the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said: 'If you build it they will come.'"

“Do you suppose that the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said: ‘If you build it they will come.'”

14)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Don't be sad, laundry...nobody's doing me either!"

“Don’t be sad, laundry…nobody’s doing me either!”

15)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents."

“Ever have sex while camping? It’s [censored] intents.”

16) There’s nothing fake about these sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "When you fake moan and he say 'Shut up n take this dick.'"

“When you fake moan and he say ‘Shut up n take this dick.'”

17)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "You're my favorite thing to do."

“You’re my favorite thing to do.” Get this ‘You’re My Favorite Thing to Do’ sexy Valentine’s Day card from Etsy.

18) Don’t you just love funny and sexy adult memes?

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I only picked a fight so you would hate-fuck me later."

“I only picked a fight so you would hate-[censored] me later.”

19)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Finding out stripper poles spin in place instead of strippers around the poles is the grown-up's finding out Santa isn't real."

“Finding out stripper poles spin in place instead of strippers around the poles is the grown-up’s finding out Santa isn’t real.”

20) Flirting with sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Me flirting: Wanna suffer together? I thought you'd never ask."

“Me flirting: Wanna suffer together? I thought you’d never ask.”

21)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I gently slid her panties to the side...so that I could fit the rest of her socks in the drawer."

“I gently slid her panties to the side…so that I could fit the rest of her socks in the drawer.”

22)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Sometimes I get turned on just by seeing your name pop up on my phone."

“Sometimes I get turned on just by seeing your name pop up on my phone.”

23) Smacking that @$$ with sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Every girl wants a guy who's a polite dick...Someone to hold the door open for her but still smacks that ass as she walks in."

“Every girl wants a guy who’s a polite dick…Someone to hold the door open for her but still smacks that @$$ as she walks in.”

24)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "'Girls like booty too.' I'm the type of girlfriend to do shit like this."

“‘Girls like booty too.’ I’m the type of girlfriend to do [censored] like this.”

25)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, it's fair to say his addiction got out of hand."

“If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, it’s fair to say his addiction got out of hand.”

26) Getting the encouragement you need with sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Guess who's going to find a girlfriend this 2019. No matter how hard I try she still points over my left shoulder."

“Guess who’s going to find a girlfriend this 2019. No matter how hard I try she still points over my left shoulder.”

27)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Guy: *gets blowjob*. Guy: Did u, cum babe."

“Guy: *gets blowjob*. Guy: Did u, [censored] babe.”

28) Sexy adult memes that are so good.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Have u ever had sex so good when u think about it you feel it."

“Have u ever had sex so good when u think about it you feel it.”

29)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Her: Remember when we'd do this without the clothes? Him: Before cockblock over there ruined everything."

“Her: Remember when we’d do this without the clothes? Him: Before cockblock over there ruined everything.”

30) More funny and sexy adult memes…

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "When he's uncircumcised."

“When he’s uncircumcised.”

31)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "His d*ck was so tiny I had to suck it like this."

“His d*ck was so tiny I had to suck it like this.”

32)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Holy fuck, I think about you a lot."

“Holy [censored], I think about you a lot.”

33) She’s perfect…

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "If she's honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt. Marry her, yesterday."

“If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt. Marry her, yesterday.”

34) …Now, let’s get back to sexy (and dirty) adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Hot dog by the foot. Warning: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, may increase your risk of foodborne illness."

“Hot dog by the foot. Warning: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, may increase your risk of foodborne illness.”

35)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "How normal people flirt: Wassup cutie. How I flirt: So...you like cheese?"

“How normal people flirt: Wassup cutie. How I flirt: So…you like cheese?”

36) Sexy adult memes are lookin’ good.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I forgot to turn off the flash."

“I forgot to turn off the flash.”

37)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I mean, I like him, but...Just wish he'd haul me over his lap and spank me."

“I mean, I like him, but…Just wish he’d haul me over his lap and spank me.”

38) Sexy adult memes with a touch of dirty.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I wanna blow it before you stick it in. Like a Nintendo cartridge."

“I wanna blow it before you stick it in. Like a Nintendo cartridge.”

39)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "If a bra is an 'over the shoulder boulder holder' then what would you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut?"

“If a bra is an ‘over the shoulder boulder holder’ then what would you call men’s underwear? Under the butt nut hut?”

40)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I'll just assume neither of you has any bread. Ok cool."

“I’ll just assume neither of you has any bread. Ok cool.”

41) Sexy adult memes without the rug burn.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "This is Sally's 3rd promotion this month. I don't know how she does it!"

“This is Sally’s 3rd promotion this month. I don’t know how she does it!”

42)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Italian condoms are weird."

“Italian condoms are weird.”

43)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "It's hard to resist a bad boy who's a good man."

“It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.”

44)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Japanizing beam!"

“Japanizing beam!”

45)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Just put the dick down."

“Just put the dick down.”

46) Keep calm with sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Keep calm because you are always on my mind."

“Keep calm because you are always on my mind.”

47)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Kiss my neck. Bite me. Pull my hair. Trace my spine. Hold me down. Use your tongue. Make me moan. Don't stop til' I'm shaking."

“Kiss my neck. Bite me. Pull my hair. Trace my spine. Hold me down. Use your tongue. Make me moan. Don’t stop til’ I’m shaking.”

48) Get fit with sexy adult memes.

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?"

“Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?”

49)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Dick riding tip #1: Spell COCONUT with your waist. Instructions unclear, dick stuck in coconut."

“Dick riding tip #1: Spell COCONUT with your waist. Instructions unclear, dick stuck in coconut.”

50) Sexy adult memes that are straight-up dirty!

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Look! I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend!!"

“Look! I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend!!”

51)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "When you lose your keys and you've looked almost everywhere."

“When you lose your keys and you’ve looked almost everywhere.”

52)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Your love drives me crazy in such an awesome way."

“Your love drives me crazy in such an awesome way.”

53)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Me: We're gonna have to perform a cavity search. Her: But the detector didn't even- Me. Ma'am, it's just protocol."

“Me: We’re gonna have to perform a cavity search. Her: But the detector didn’t even- Me. Ma’am, it’s just protocol.”

54)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "My meat: 11:00pm, 11:10pm, 11:13pm."

“My meat: 11:00pm, 11:10pm, 11:13pm.”

55)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them."

“Men look at [censored] for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.”

56)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "M'lady it looks like you accidentally dropped your panties!"

“M’lady it looks like you accidentally dropped your panties!”

57)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you're up for a challenge."

“My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you’re up for a challenge.”

58)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I need to be touched. By you."

“I need to be touched. By you.”

59)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Good night...If you dream of me, remember, I like my hair pulled!"

“Good night…If you dream of me, remember, I like my hair pulled!”

60)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "First thing you doing if you win $200 million? Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."

“First thing you doing if you win $200 million? Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move.”

61)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Pizza guy: Looks like you're  dollars short, guess you're gonna have to pay some other way. Me: Oh wait, I have another $10. Everyone else on the porn set:"

“Pizza guy: Looks like you’re dollars short, guess you’re gonna have to pay some other way. Me: Oh wait, I have another $10. Everyone else on the [censored] set:”

62)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - SpongeBob memes: "Me ready to smack my mans ass knowing damn well he isn't gonna like it."

SpongeBob memes: “Me ready to smack my mans @$$ knowing damn well he isn’t gonna like it.”

63)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Me. Her. My rock-hard erection."

“Me. Her. My rock-hard erection.”

64)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Blah...Blah...Blah...I want you."

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Blah…Blah…Blah…I want you.”

65)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Send nudes when you get home so I know you're safe."

“Send nudes when you get home so I know you’re safe.”

66)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "Sex o' clock. Whenever, wherever."

“Sex o’ clock. Whenever, wherever.”

67) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of sexy adult memes…

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "I shaved my vagina, you know what that means? Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."

“I shaved my [censored], you know what that means? Yeah, the [censored] drain is clogged again.”

68)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "When she realizes it's too late to spit it out."

“When she realizes it’s too late to spit it out.”

69)

69 Sexy Adult Memes - "When she's riding and your pp slips out and misses re-entry."

“When she’s riding and your pp slips out and misses re-entry.”

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