71 Adult Memes That Aren’t for Innocent Minds

Adult memes. What more can we say? While every meme is meant to spark laughter or joy, very few reach a visceral response like funny adult memes. While not all adult memes are meant to be sexual in nature and many are simply labeled as such because the meaning would be lost on young and innocent minds.

In times like these, we all could use a little escape, and reading funny memes is an effective way of making us forget our worries for an instant. I hope you enjoy these adult memes and please share them on social media to pass on the gift of laughter.

1) Let the adult memes begin!

71 Adult Memes - "How a woman tells society she is single."

“How a woman tells society she is single.”

2)

71 Adult Memes - "Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Bud Light, Miller Lite, or Coors Light. You can state your preferences but you'll end up grabbing whatever."

“Arguing over a girl’s breast size is like choosing between Bud Light, Miller Lite, or Coors Light. You can state your preferences but you’ll end up grabbing whatever.”

3)

71 Adult Memes - "At least this lockdown will force me to save money...Also me:"

“At least this lockdown will force me to save money…Also me:”

4)

71 Adult Memes - "Attention: Please DO NOT open or try on product. Thank you."

“Attention: Please DO NOT open or try on product. Thank you.”

5)

71 Adult Memes - "[censored], I know you lying but continue..."

“[censored], I know you lying but continue…”

6)

71 Adult Memes - "Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane. Her: My God - imagine if it been a small child. Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice."

“Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane. Her: My God – imagine if it been a small child. Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice.”

7)

71 Adult Memes - "My [censored] search words are 'both look like they're having fun'."

“My [censored] search words are ‘both look like they’re having fun’.”

8)

71 Adult Memes - "When boobs attack."

“When boobs attack.”

9)

71 Adult Memes - "A child should always have their mom's last name. Girl if you don't know who your baby daddy is then just say that."

“A child should always have their mom’s last name. Girl if you don’t know who your baby daddy is then just say that.”

10)

71 Adult Memes - "Costa Rica throwback. When it's safe to travel again where are you going? To work Kimberley."

“Costa Rica throwback. When it’s safe to travel again where are you going? To work Kimberley.”

11)

71 Adult Memes - "Crush: I would've [censored] you ages ago but you didn't make a move. Me:"

“Crush: I would’ve [censored] you ages ago but you didn’t make a move. Me:”

12)

71 Adult Memes - "My daughter loves to sleep with her butt in the air and it's the cutest thing. I thought she was in a microwave."

“My daughter loves to sleep with her butt in the air and it’s the cutest thing. I thought she was in a microwave.”

13)

71 Adult Memes - "Do you like men with big [censored]? Yes ;) Sorry I wasted your time."

“Do you like men with big [censored]? Yes 😉 Sorry I wasted your time.”

14)

71 Adult Memes - "Me: Elephants [censored] by slapping their [censored] against their chest until they [censored]. Target cashier:"

“Me: Elephants [censored] by slapping their [censored] against their chest until they [censored]. Target cashier:”

15)

71 Adult Memes - "You ever just stop and thank god you haven't caught HIV despite all the raw [censored] you've had in life."

“You ever just stop and thank god you haven’t caught HIV despite all the raw [censored] you’ve had in life.”

16)

71 Adult Memes - "Everybody has at least one type of alcohol they can't drink anymore coz of that one time you almost died."

“Everybody has at least one type of alcohol they can’t drink anymore coz of that one time you almost died.”

17)

71 Adult Memes - "Everyone showing the picture saying they can live in a cabin with no internet for a month. 14 days of quarantine determined that was a LIE."

“Everyone showing the picture saying they can live in a cabin with no internet for a month. 14 days of quarantine determined that was a LIE.”

18)

71 Adult Memes - "Friend: How do you like your women? Me: Plump, sweet, and begging for cream."

“Friend: How do you like your women? Me: Plump, sweet, and begging for cream.”

19)

71 Adult Memes - "Going out with the boys? You won't be needing this then."

“Going out with the boys? You won’t be needing this then.”

20)

71 Adult Memes - "Me: Honey you need to embrace your flaws. Wife: Ok [hugs me]."

“Me: Honey you need to embrace your flaws. Wife: Ok [hugs me].”

21)

71 Adult Memes - "Hairdresser: What u want? Chick: I got [censored] on my mind. Hairdresser: Say no more fam."

“Hairdresser: What u want? Chick: I got [censored] on my mind. Hairdresser: Say no more fam.”

22)

71 Adult Memes - "Have you ever been so mad that you hit a [censored] with another [censored]."

“Have you ever been so mad that you hit a [censored] with another [censored].”

23)

71 Adult Memes - "When he turns the lights off and smacks your butt and says, 'Damn that [censored] fat' but it's actually your stomach."

“When he turns the lights off and smacks your butt and says, ‘Damn that [censored] fat’ but it’s actually your stomach.”

24)

71 Adult Memes - "When you hear the toy box dump out."

“When you hear the toy box dump out.”

25)

71 Adult Memes - "Her: I don't know, I'm not really that type of girl. *2 Smirnoff Ices later*"

“Her: I don’t know, I’m not really that type of girl. *2 Smirnoff Ices later*”

26)

71 Adult Memes - "Hey, Lupita, what do you call the thing between the [censored] and the [censored]? The coffee table."

“Hey, Lupita, what do you call the thing between the [censored] and the [censored]? The coffee table.”

27)

71 Adult Memes - "How're the knees, Gladis? Sweetie I've been giving head since 1952, [censored] takes a toll on you lol."

“How’re the knees, Gladis? Sweetie I’ve been giving head since 1952, [censored] takes a toll on you lol.”

28)

71 Adult Memes - "I don't always have to retype my password but when I do, I stab each letter into the [censored] keyboard like it killed my family."

“I don’t always have to retype my password but when I do, I stab each letter into the [censored] keyboard like it killed my family.”

29)

71 Adult Memes - "I don't know why I laughed: Pull my hair! I'm [censored] trying."

“I don’t know why I laughed: Pull my hair! I’m [censored] trying.”

30)

71 Adult Memes - "If your marriage can survive building an IKEA dresser together, it can survive anything."

“If your marriage can survive building an IKEA dresser together, it can survive anything.”

31)

"Interviewer: Do you remember tweeting 'No job is better than a [censored] job'."

“Interviewer: Do you remember tweeting ‘No job is better than a [censored] job’.”

32)

"When Kanye do 69 with Kim."

“When Kanye do 69 with Kim.”

33)

"Let's all have a moment of silence for people who can't have a moment of silence because they have kids."

“Let’s all have a moment of silence for people who can’t have a moment of silence because they have kids.”

34)

"Live every day like you're 2001 Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer's office after divorcing Tom Cruise. Wow, ok."

“Live every day like you’re 2001 Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer’s office after divorcing Tom Cruise. Wow, ok.”

35)

"When she mad but you gonna touch them [censored] anyway."

“When she mad but you gonna touch them [censored] anyway.”

36)

"She thinks I made a heart with her hair."

“She thinks I made a heart with her hair.”

37)

"I married her for her long legs and big [censored]. Now she has long [censored] and big legs."

“I married her for her long legs and big [censored]. Now she has long [censored] and big legs.”

38)

"When you're at the [censored] Anonymous meeting and they ask how many times a day you paddle the pink canoe: 19"

“When you’re at the [censored] Anonymous meeting and they ask how many times a day you paddle the pink canoe: 19″

39)

"Me checking to see if my skirt is too short while my [censored] is popping out the back."

“Me checking to see if my skirt is too short while my [censored] is popping out the back.”

40)

"Meeting up with your bestie after giving your man head, but forgetting to use mouthwash...I smell children."

“Meeting up with your bestie after giving your man head, but forgetting to use mouthwash…I smell children.”

41)

"My mom's copy of '50 Shades of Grey'. I don't want to know what the bookmarks are for."

“My mom’s copy of ’50 Shades of Grey’. I don’t want to know what the bookmarks are for.”

42)

"Oh look...The virus is still here and it's raining again."

“Oh look…The virus is still here and it’s raining again.”

43)

"When you're on a diet and you see a piece of cake on the table."

“When you’re on a diet and you see a piece of cake on the table.”

44)

"I only hangout with guys because it's less drama."

“I only hangout with guys because it’s less drama.”

45)

"Me: Open a bag of snack in another room. My dog:"

“Me: Open a bag of snack in another room. My dog:”

46)

"People normally vs People during quarantine."

“People normally vs People during quarantine.”

47)

"Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally. Okay, I wasn't expecting to be attacked like that."

“Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they’re lacking socially or emotionally. Okay, I wasn’t expecting to be attacked like that.”

48)

"Push up bras are like a bag of chips. Looking good on the outside, half empty on the inside."

“Push up bras are like a bag of chips. Looking good on the outside, half-empty on the inside.”

49)

"Receiving an unsolicited [censored] pic like...I think the sausage is very aggressive here."

“Receiving an unsolicited [censored] pic like…I think the sausage is very aggressive here.”

50)

"If you remember this game you probably have some responsibilities right now."

“If you remember this game you probably have some responsibilities right now.”

51)

"When she agrees to make a sex tape."

“When she agrees to make a sex tape.”

52)

"While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body. Us men are so polite we only look at the covered areas."

“While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body. Us men are so polite we only look at the covered areas.”

53)

"Sisters: No one said life was going to be fair.""

“Sisters: No one said life was going to be fair.””

54)

"When he slaps down the banana and it really is as big as he said..."

“When he slaps down the banana and it really is as big as he said…”

55)

"Friends: So you really just gonna bail on us for some [censored]?! Me:"

“Friends: So you really just gonna bail on us for some [censored]?! Me:”

56)

"Sorry for this post..."

“Sorry for this post…”

57)

"You: Hey long time no see...Me: Ummm have we've met? You: Remember we hooked up in...Me:"

“You: Hey long time no see…Me: Ummm have we’ve met? You: Remember we hooked up in…Me:”

58)

"When you take her out on a date and you're trying to drop hints."

“When you take her out on a date and you’re trying to drop hints.”

59)

"That's how I'd sit too if I was married to David Beckham."

“That’s how I’d sit too if I was married to David Beckham.”

60)

"The letter 'P' upside down looks like a [censored] and the letter 'V' looks like a [censored]...Coincidence? I THINK NOT!"

“The letter ‘P’ upside down looks like a [censored] and the letter ‘V’ looks like a [censored]…Coincidence? I THINK NOT!”

61)

"If there's a bar where everybody knows your name, you're probably an alcoholic."

“If there’s a bar where everybody knows your name, you’re probably an alcoholic.”

62)

"When I think about you, I touch my shelf."

“When I think about you, I touch my shelf.”

63)

"Wanna see me give a [censored]? Wanna see me do it again?"

“Wanna see me give a [censored]? Wanna see me do it again?”

64)


"Watching [censored]: Viewed vs Skipped."


“Watching [censored]: Viewed vs Skipped.”

65)

"We accidentally amputated your [censored]. WTF!? Ma'am, you need to calm down!"

“We accidentally amputated your [censored]. WTF!? Ma’am, you need to calm down!”

66)

"When you've been riding him for 42 seconds but you're used to him busting within 30 seconds."

“When you’ve been riding him for 42 seconds but you’re used to him busting within 30 seconds.”

67)

"Yeah, [censored] you too!"

“Yeah, [censored] you too!”

68)

"When you hit the stage in 10 minutes but your kids need cereal..."

“When you hit the stage in 10 minutes but your kids need cereal…”

69) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny adult memes…

"Your girl screams my name when you have sex."

“Your girl screams my name when you have sex.”

70)

"When you're trying to get adopted first."

“When you’re trying to get adopted first.”

71)

"Every girls' reaction when they see a giant [censored] after a long time!!"

“Every girls’ reaction when they see a giant [censored] after a long time!!”

I hope you enjoyed these funny adult memes!

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