65 Funny Dating Memes for the Decade of Swiping Right

If there was ever a term or concept that reveals itself in our teenage or young adult years, it would have to be dating. While secretly having a crush on someone is something nearly everyone can relate, only when you step it up and ask him/her out on a date is when things get real. There are tons of dating memes and some are very funny.

Funny and hilarious memes are meant to poke fun at the act of getting out there and meeting people. Whether you’re dating in your teens, 20s, 30s, and even later in life, the following 65 memes are just some of the best dating memes you’ll find.

1) Let the funny dating memes begin!

65 Funny Dating Memes - "A woman's guide to expressing her feelings to a man."

“A woman’s guide to expressing her feelings to a man.”

2)

65 Funny Dating Memes - "Goals: Male lizard holding up his girlfriend so she can take a nap."

“Goals: Male lizard holding up his girlfriend so she can take a nap.”

3) Cute dating memes.

65 Funny Dating Memes - "When bae telling you about her day but you ain't listening cuz she too damn pretty."

“When bae telling you about her day but you ain’t listening cuz she too damn pretty.”

4) Funny dating memes for her.

65 Funny Dating Memes - "Beyonce has been 'crazy in love', 'dangerously in love', and 'drunk in love' and I can't even find a guy I like."

“Beyonce has been ‘crazy in love’, ‘dangerously in love’, and ‘drunk in love’ and I can’t even find a guy I like.”

5) Also, when you both agree on funny dating memes.

65 Funny Dating Memes - "When you both agree on where to eat."

“When you both agree on where to eat.”

6) Funny dating memes for him.

65 Funny Dating Memes - "But I swiped right on every girl and still no matches."

“But I swiped right on every girl and still no matches.”

7)

65 Funny Dating Memes - "Chapter one: Have sex on the first date."

“Chapter one: Have sex on the first date.”

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8) Gotta love funny Christian dating memes.

"Christian dating: U better not get in the way of me loving Jesus."

“Christian dating: U better not get in the way of me loving Jesus.”

9)

65 Funny Dating Memes - "Some couples: Me: Brian, do not touch my food! I have 7 shrimp and 4,728 rice."

“Some couples: Me: Brian, do not touch my food! I have 7 shrimp and 4,728 rice.”

10) Funny dating memes for him.

"Date a girl who wears glasses. It's like dating two girls when she takes them off."

“Date a girl who wears glasses. It’s like dating two girls when she takes them off.”

11)

"Dating in 2017. Let's be friends, just friends. I'm not ready for a relationship but I expect you to do things with me considered inappropriate in terms of a friendship. We're not together, you can't claim me, you can't be with anyone but me. I need you to be loyal but I'll do what I want and when you get mad, I'll tell you we're not together. If you catch feelings, I'll become distant. You knew what this was...I told you, I'm not ready for a relationship."

“Dating in 2017. Let’s be friends, just friends. I’m not ready for a relationship but I expect you to do things with me considered inappropriate in terms of a friendship. We’re not together, you can’t claim me, you can’t be with anyone but me. I need you to be loyal but I’ll do what I want and when you get mad, I’ll tell you we’re not together. If you catch feelings, I’ll become distant. You knew what this was…I told you, I’m not ready for a relationship.”

12)

65 Funny Dating Memes - "How to deal with dishonesty in a relationship: You sir, are a liar!"

“How to deal with dishonesty in a relationship: You sir, are a liar!”

13)

65 Funny Dating Memes - "Describe your dream wedding. Me:"

“Describe your dream wedding. Me:”

14)

65 Funny Dating Memes - "Do that thing I like. Yea, one large pizza for delivery please."

“Do that thing I like. Yea, one large pizza for delivery please.”

15)

"I don't have exes. I have y's. Like, 'Y the hell did I date you?!?'"

“I don’t have exes. I have y’s. Like, ‘Y the hell did I date you?!?'”

16) Funny dating memes for her.

"Emily: If you're not dating to marry, then you're dating for heartbreak. Let that sink in. Meredith: I'm dating to get my [censored] licked, Emily."

“Emily: If you’re not dating to marry, then you’re dating for heartbreak. Let that sink in. Meredith: I’m dating to get my [censored] licked, Emily.”

17)

65 Funny Dating Memes - "Me explaining to my friends why they should stay single forever. Relationship pros: Nothing. Relationship cons: Death, violence, vomiting, nausea, hatred, awful smells."

“Me explaining to my friends why they should stay single forever. Relationship pros: Nothing. Relationship cons: Death, violence, vomiting, nausea, hatred, awful smells.”

18) Funny dating memes and Facebook.

65 Funny Dating Memes - "My face when people brag about their relationships on Facebook."

“My face when people brag about their relationships on Facebook.”

19)

65 Funny Dating Memes - "She followed me back on Instagram and accepted my friend request on Facebook...So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."

“She followed me back on Instagram and accepted my friend request on Facebook…So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”

20) Hilarious dating memes!

65 Funny Dating Memes - "When a friend asks me when was the last time I got laid: Picture it. Sicily, 1912."

“When a friend asks me when was the last time I got laid: Picture it. Sicily, 1912.”

21)

"Friendzoned: When a person decided that you're just a friend and no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in their eyes, like their sibling or a lamp."

“Friendzoned: When a person decided that you’re just a friend and no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in their eyes, like their sibling or a lamp.”

22)

"How to get him back after he dumped you: Not sure if I want to get back with my ex or just really horny."

“How to get him back after he dumped you: Not sure if I want to get back with my ex or just really horny.”

23) Dating advice from memes.

"Date a girl who's hot AF but can also eat a whole pizza by herself."

“Date a girl who’s hot AF but can also eat a whole pizza by herself.”

24)

"Me giving relationship advice to my friends while I"m the most single person ever: Honey, let me impart some wisdom on you."

“Me giving relationship advice to my friends while I”m the most single person ever: Honey, let me impart some wisdom on you.”

25) Read funny blind date memes they said…

"Go on a blind date they said. You'll meet the perfect girl they said."

“Go on a blind date they said. You’ll meet the perfect girl they said.”

26) Netflix and Chill dating memes.

"Netflix: Going out tonight? LOL! No, you're not. Come join us, loser. shinycarl: Netflix has a deep understanding of its userbase."

“Netflix: Going out tonight? LOL! No, you’re not. Come join us, loser. shinycarl: Netflix has a deep understanding of its userbase.”

27)

"Guys that are just 'looking for a good time'. Me:"

“Guys that are just ‘looking for a good time’. Me:”

28)

"I have a boyfriend. Oh, wait, no. No, that's a fridge. I have a fridge."

“I have a boyfriend. Oh, wait, no. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge.”

29) Doggone cute dating memes.

"When he looks at his phone instead of you."

“When he looks at his phone instead of you.”

30) Hey girl, here are some more dating memes.

"Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

“Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

31)

"Him: How is it possible that you're still single? Me: You're*"

“Him: How is it possible that you’re still single? Me: You’re*”

32)

"Honestly I'm probably single because...I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008."

“Honestly I’m probably single because…I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.”

33) Hot date memes.

"Hot date tonight."

“Hot date tonight.”

34)

"How to make him fall madly in love with you: I love you so much I will literally hold my farts in for you."

“How to make him fall madly in love with you: I love you so much I will literally hold my farts in for you.”

35)

"How I think I look pulling up on a first date. How I really look."

“How I think I look pulling up on a first date. How I really look.”

36) Dating memes featuring the Spice Girls!

"If you wanna be my lover you gotta rap JayZ's verses when I do Beyonce karaoke."

“If you wanna be my lover you gotta rap JayZ’s verses when I do Beyonce karaoke.”

37)

"I'm at the age where dating is: Are we doing this or not? Cause I have things to do."

“I’m at the age where dating is: Are we doing this or not? Cause I have things to do.”

38)

"How to impress your new boyfriend: Her new boyfriend is uglier than me."

“How to impress your new boyfriend: Her new boyfriend is uglier than me.”

39) Dating memes for those times when things could be worse.

"In case you ever feel bad about being single...I could be worse. Mark: And I am in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals."

“In case you ever feel bad about being single…I could be worse. Mark: And I am in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals.”

40) Let’s not forget ‘dating in your 30s’ memes.

"Dating in your 30s is like: Are we doing this, or not? I've got shit to do."

“Dating in your 30s is like: Are we doing this, or not? I’ve got shit to do.”

41) Relatable dating memes.

"I've never related to anything more than I do to these bananas: Pick me I'm single."

“I’ve never related to anything more than I do to these bananas: Pick me I’m single.”

42)

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

“You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.”

43) Online dating app memes when things are serious.

"She liked a photo on my Match profile so I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious."

“She liked a photo on my Match profile so I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.”

44)

"Love and attention from my GF. Me."

“Love and attention from my GF. Me.”

45)

"Me: Do u remember what time we ate last night? GF: ate* Me: Nah it was earlier, I'll figure it out."

“Me: Do u remember what time we ate last night? GF: ate* Me: Nah it was earlier, I’ll figure it out.”

46) Attracting more funny dating memes.

"Me. Men who need therapists."

“Me. Men who need therapists.”

47)

"Me when my future kid brings home their first date: Who did your parents vote for in 2016???"

“Me when my future kid brings home their first date: Who did your parents vote for in 2016???”

48) Online dating app memes are broken!

"Not sure if Tinder is broken or I'm just ugly."

“Not sure if Tinder is broken or I’m just ugly.”

49) Dating memes only people in relationships will understand.

"Only people who've been together forever will understand: I'll always love you. Even if you're enormous. Even if you gain so much weight that I can't find your [censored]. You go ahead and write that in stone in your heart. I will love you. Even if I can't find you [censored]."

“Only people who’ve been together forever will understand: I’ll always love you. Even if you’re enormous. Even if you gain so much weight that I can’t find your [censored]. You go ahead and write that in stone in your heart. I will love you. Even if I can’t find you [censored].”

50)

"Restart life, 5$ billion, or you will spend the rest of your life with your partner."

“Restart life, 5$ billion, or you will spend the rest of your life with your partner.”

51) Waiting an eternity for funny dating memes.

"She said, 'I'll be ready in 5 minutes.'"

“She said, ‘I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.'”

52)

"Second date? Perfect time to say 'I love you'."

“Second date? Perfect time to say ‘I love you’.”

53)

"See you at your place. What he thought she thought. What she actually thought."

“See you at your place. What he thought she thought. What she actually thought.”

54) Dating memes and a crush.

"Seeing your crush flirting with another girl..."

“Seeing your crush flirting with another girl…”

55)

"She said if I bought her an 18-carat necklace that I could fish all weekend."

“She said if I bought her an 18-carat necklace that I could fish all weekend.”

56)

"Should I tell him I'm dating his sister? Wonder if he knows I'm dating his brother?"

“Should I tell him I’m dating his sister? Wonder if he knows I’m dating his brother?”

57)

"Single. Married. It's complicated. In a relationship. Hungry."

“Single. Married. It’s complicated. In a relationship. Hungry.”

58)

"How I sleep knowing that I'm single and nobody cheating on me."

“How I sleep knowing that I’m single and nobody cheating on me.”

59) Funny online dating app memes.

"So you don't go online dating sites anymore? Please tell me all about your faulty profile that keeps logging itself back on."

“So you don’t go online dating sites anymore? Please tell me all about your faulty profile that keeps logging itself back on.”

60)

"So people wake up to I love you texts, while I wake up to 'battery full, remove charger'."

“So people wake up to I love you texts, while I wake up to ‘battery full, remove charger’.”

61)

"Speed dating. Sometimes it works, sometimes you become a hostage."

“Speed dating. Sometimes it works, sometimes you become a hostage.”

62)

"Me: *spends hours with my favorite person*. Me as soon as they leave:"

“Me: *spends hours with my favorite person*. Me as soon as they leave:”

63) Instagram dating memes.

"Me: I'm going to stay single for a while and take time to heal. *me on Instagram 30 minutes later*"

“Me: I’m going to stay single for a while and take time to heal. *me on Instagram 30 minutes later*”

64)

"Dating in your 30s: Where are all the hot people?"

“Dating in your 30s: Where are all the hot people?”

65)

"Being single is getting expensive. These AA batteries just don't last like they used to."

“Being single is getting expensive. These AA batteries just don’t last like they used to.”

I hope you enjoyed these funny dating memes!

I hope you enjoyed these funny dating memes!
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