47 Canada Memes that only Canadians will understand

As a Canadian, I love living in this beautiful country and there is so much to be thankful for. Friendly people, universal health care, and a Tim Hortons on every corner are just some of the perks. But as Canadians, we also love poking fun at ourselves and don’t frown upon Canadian stereotypes in memes of Canada.

For the love of Canada, we compiled 47 funny Canadian memes that are sure to tickle your funny bone, eh? Would you like a double-double and a maple dip donut with that?

1) Let the Canadian memes begin!

47 Funny Canadian Memes - "I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one-night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. This is 100% definitely what happened. And Canada wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily. Trudat."
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“I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one-night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. This is 100% definitely what happened. And Canada wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily. Trudat.”

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47 Funny Canadian Memes - "What are you in for? I hit a guy with a stick...You? I threw my sippy cup at my mom!"
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“What are you in for? I hit a guy with a stick…You? I threw my sippy cup at my mom!”

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47 Funny Canadian Memes - "Canada: The first nation with openly gay currency."
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“Canada: The first nation with openly gay currency.”

4) Meanwhile in Canadian memes…

47 Funny Canadian Memes - "Meanwhile in Canada...Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, Canada. As they were approaching Shubenacadie (shoe-been-aack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...ver-r-ry slo-o-o-w-ly?" The waitress leaned over the counter and said: "Tiiimmm Hoorrrrttooooonnns..."."
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“Meanwhile in Canada…Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, Canada. As they were approaching Shubenacadie (shoe-been-aack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are…ver-r-ry slo-o-o-w-ly?” The waitress leaned over the counter and said: “Tiiimmm Hoorrrrttooooonnns…”.”

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47 Funny Canadian Memes - "Meanwhile in Canada...Tourists, if you're going to be dumb you'd better be fast."
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“Meanwhile in Canada…Tourists, if you’re going to be dumb you’d better be fast.”

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"Canadian archaeology."
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“Canadian archaeology.”

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"Canadian-isms: A toque is a common name for a knitted hat. A loonie is a Canadian $1 coin; A toonie is a $2 coin. Canada's birthday is July 1st. Some quirky Canadian food...Smarties, Nanaimo bars (a multi-layer brownie and icing), maple syrup, poutine (French fries covered with cheese curds and gravy). We drink pop, not soda. Thanksgiving is celebrated in October, unlike our neighbors to the south who celebrate in November. It's pronounced zed, not zee. We say Eh? A lot! Ice hockey is the national winter sport of Canada. Canada's national symbols include the maple leaf, beaver, Canada Goose, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), and more recently, the totem pole and inuksuk."
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“Canadian-isms: A toque is a common name for a knitted hat. A loonie is a Canadian $1 coin; A toonie is a $2 coin. Canada’s birthday is July 1st. Some quirky Canadian food…Smarties, Nanaimo bars (a multi-layer brownie and icing), maple syrup, poutine (French fries covered with cheese curds and gravy). We drink pop, not soda. Thanksgiving is celebrated in October, unlike our neighbors to the south who celebrate in November. It’s pronounced zed, not zee. We say Eh? A lot! Ice hockey is the national winter sport of Canada. Canada’s national symbols include the maple leaf, beaver, Canada Goose, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), and more recently, the totem pole and inuksuk.”

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47 Funny Canadian Memes - "Canada: Come for the culture and scenery. Stay because your car won't start."
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“Canada: Come for the culture and scenery. Stay because your car won’t start.”

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47 Funny Canadian Memes - "In England, they drive on the left. In Canada, we drive on what's left."
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“In England, they drive on the left. In Canada, we drive on what’s left.”

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"50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees Celcius): New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadian plant gardens. 40 degrees Fahrenheit (4.4 degrees Celcius): Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35 degrees Fahrenheit (1.6 degrees Celcius): Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees Celcius): Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9 degrees Celcius): New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -40 degrees Fahrenheit (-40 degrees Celcius): Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent some videos. -60 degrees Fahrenheit (-51 degrees Celcius): Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guide sells cookies door-to-door. -100 degrees Fahrenheit (-73 degrees Celcius)" Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees Fahrenheit (-114 degrees Celcius): Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460 degrees Fahrenheit (-273 degrees Celcius): Absolute zero; All atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?". -500 degrees Fahrenheit (-295 degrees Celcius): Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup."
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“50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees Celcius): New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadian plant gardens. 40 degrees Fahrenheit (4.4 degrees Celcius): Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35 degrees Fahrenheit (1.6 degrees Celcius): Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees Celcius): Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9 degrees Celcius): New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -40 degrees Fahrenheit (-40 degrees Celcius): Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent some videos. -60 degrees Fahrenheit (-51 degrees Celcius): Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guide sells cookies door-to-door. -100 degrees Fahrenheit (-73 degrees Celcius)” Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees Fahrenheit (-114 degrees Celcius): Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg. -460 degrees Fahrenheit (-273 degrees Celcius): Absolute zero; All atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying, “Cold, eh?”. -500 degrees Fahrenheit (-295 degrees Celcius): Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.”

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"Canadian football fans causing havoc."
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“Canadian football fans causing havoc.”

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"Go ahead, bounce."
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“Go ahead, bounce.”

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"Canadian graffiti at its finest: Your mom is a nice lady."
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“Canadian graffiti at its finest: Your mom is a nice lady.”

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"High standard of living. Still considered a third world country by Netflix."
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“High standard of living. Still considered a third world country by Netflix.”

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"You know you're in Canada when hockey games end up like this."
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“You know you’re in Canada when hockey games end up like this.”

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"I don't always honk for strikers but when I do it's cuz they have my weed. Honk if you want your weed."
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“I don’t always honk for strikers but when I do it’s cuz they have my weed. Honk if you want your weed.”

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"Ice storm? Hockey Night in Canada."
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“Ice storm? Hockey Night in Canada.”

18)

"If a Canadian falls in the forest and no one is around, does he still apologize?"
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“If a Canadian falls in the forest and no one is around, does he still apologize?”

19) Meanwhile in Canadian memes…

"Meanwhile in Canada...It's snowing a bit but otherwise, the roads are fine."
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“Meanwhile in Canada…It’s snowing a bit but otherwise, the roads are fine.”

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"Meanwhile in Canada."
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“Meanwhile in Canada.”

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"Meanwhile in Canada...OFF2TIMS."
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“Meanwhile in Canada…OFF2TIMS.”

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"If you know what made those marks, you might be Canadian."
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“If you know what made those marks, you might be Canadian.”

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"What it's like getting drunk in Canada."
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“What it’s like getting drunk in Canada.”

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"Canada: Living the American Dream without the violence since 1867."
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“Canada: Living the American Dream without the violence since 1867.”

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"Make fun of our army all you want. We've never lost a war."
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“Make fun of our army all you want. We’ve never lost a war.”

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"Me creating new accounts to get one month free trials."
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“Me creating new accounts to get one month free trials.”

27) Meanwhile in Canadian memes…

"Meanwhile in Canada."
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“Meanwhile in Canada.”

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"Meanwhile in Canada."
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“Meanwhile in Canada.”

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"Meanwhile in Canada."
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“Meanwhile in Canada.”

30)

"My friend's mailbox was buried so far under the snow they couldn't dig it out. So he improvised...the Canadian mailbox."
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“My friend’s mailbox was buried so far under the snow they couldn’t dig it out. So he improvised…the Canadian mailbox.”

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"On behalf of all Canadians, sorry for being awesome all the time."
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“On behalf of all Canadians, sorry for being awesome all the time.”

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"Only in Canada: Invisible moose, next 5 km."
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“Only in Canada: Invisible moose, next 5 km.”

33)

"Parking in Canada. I found a spot!"
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“Parking in Canada. I found a spot!”

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"Canadian rainbow."
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“Canadian rainbow.”

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"Saskatchewan. Easy to draw. Hard to spell."
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“Saskatchewan. Easy to draw. Hard to spell.”

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"Canadian Soldiers. Why no one has attempted an invasion of Canada since 1812. And that one didn't work out well either eh, America?"
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“Canadian Soldiers. Why no one has attempted an invasion of Canada since 1812. And that one didn’t work out well either eh, America?”

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"Sometimes I'm confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey, and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it. You better not be [censored] with me Canada. Is this for real? It is all too real."
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“Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey, and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it. You better not be [censored] with me Canada. Is this for real? It is all too real.”

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"You know spring has sprung in Canada when the potholes are in full bloom."
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“You know spring has sprung in Canada when the potholes are in full bloom.”

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"Stealing a bike in Canada: Apologies, I stole your bike last night in the final chapter of an Export fueled rampage. Smooth ride though. Great bike choice fam. 10/10 would steal again."
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“Stealing a bike in Canada: Apologies, I stole your bike last night in the final chapter of an Export fueled rampage. Smooth ride though. Great bike choice fam. 10/10 would steal again.”

40)

"When u go to Tim Hortons and they tell u the iced capp machine is broken."
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“When u go to Tim Hortons and they tell u the iced capp machine is broken.”

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"I used to rule the world you know. Ok, dad. I laughed way too hard."
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“I used to rule the world you know. Ok, dad. I laughed way too hard.”

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"Welcome to Canada. Sometimes you ride the bus to work, sometimes you push it..."
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“Welcome to Canada. Sometimes you ride the bus to work, sometimes you push it…”

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"What I do when people ask me what Canada is like...Shit's frozen."
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“What I do when people ask me what Canada is like…Shit’s frozen.”

44) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of Canadian memes…

"When you buy your friend Tim Hortons and they win something from roll up the rim."
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“When you buy your friend Tim Hortons and they win something from roll up the rim.”

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"Whoever said, "Do the job right the first time and you'll never have to do it again" never shoveled snow off a Canadian driveway, eh?"
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“Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shoveled snow off a Canadian driveway, eh?”

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"WTF fun fact #2686: This is a bus stop in Canada."
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“WTF fun fact #2686: This is a bus stop in Canada.”

47) I hope you enjoyed these funny Canadian memes!

"You can't buy happiness but you can live in Canada and that's pretty much the same thing."
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“You can’t buy happiness but you can live in Canada and that’s pretty much the same thing.”

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