As a Canadian, I love living in this beautiful country and there is so much to be thankful for. Friendly people, universal health care, and a Tim Hortons on every corner are just some of the perks. But as Canadians, we also love poking fun at ourselves and don’t frown upon Canadian stereotypes in memes of Canada.
For the love of Canada, we compiled 47 funny Canadian memes that are sure to tickle your funny bone, eh? Would you like a double-double and a maple dip donut with that?
1) Let the Canadian memes begin!
“I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one-night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. This is 100% definitely what happened. And Canada wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily. Trudat.”
“What are you in for? I hit a guy with a stick…You? I threw my sippy cup at my mom!”
“Canada: The first nation with openly gay currency.”
4) Meanwhile in Canadian memes…
“Meanwhile in Canada…Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, Canada. As they were approaching Shubenacadie (shoe-been-aack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are…ver-r-ry slo-o-o-w-ly?” The waitress leaned over the counter and said: “Tiiimmm Hoorrrrttooooonnns…”.”
“Meanwhile in Canada…Tourists, if you’re going to be dumb you’d better be fast.”
6) Hilarious Canadian memes about winter.
7) Canadian memes explaining that Thanksgiving is in October!
“Canadian-isms: A toque is a common name for a knitted hat. A loonie is a Canadian $1 coin; A toonie is a $2 coin. Canada’s birthday is July 1st. Some quirky Canadian food…Smarties, Nanaimo bars (a multi-layer brownie and icing), maple syrup, poutine (French fries covered with cheese curds and gravy). We drink pop, not soda. Thanksgiving is celebrated in October, unlike our neighbors to the south who celebrate in November. It’s pronounced zed, not zee. We say Eh? A lot! Ice hockey is the national winter sport of Canada. Canada’s national symbols include the maple leaf, beaver, Canada Goose, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), and more recently, the totem pole and inuksuk.”
“Canada: Come for the culture and scenery. Stay because your car won’t start.”
“In England, they drive on the left. In Canada, we drive on what’s left.”
“50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees Celcius): New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadian plant gardens. 40 degrees Fahrenheit (4.4 degrees Celcius): Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35 degrees Fahrenheit (1.6 degrees Celcius): Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees Celcius): Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9 degrees Celcius): New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -40 degrees Fahrenheit (-40 degrees Celcius): Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent some videos. -60 degrees Fahrenheit (-51 degrees Celcius): Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guide sells cookies door-to-door. -100 degrees Fahrenheit (-73 degrees Celcius)” Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees Fahrenheit (-114 degrees Celcius): Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg. -460 degrees Fahrenheit (-273 degrees Celcius): Absolute zero; All atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying, “Cold, eh?”. -500 degrees Fahrenheit (-295 degrees Celcius): Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.”
“Canadian football fans causing havoc.”
“Go ahead, bounce.”
“Canadian graffiti at its finest: Your mom is a nice lady.”
“High standard of living. Still considered a third world country by Netflix.”
15) Hockey games and Canadian memes go hand in hand.
“You know you’re in Canada when hockey games end up like this.”
“I don’t always honk for strikers but when I do it’s cuz they have my weed. Honk if you want your weed.”
“Ice storm? Hockey Night in Canada.”
“If a Canadian falls in the forest and no one is around, does he still apologize?”
19) Meanwhile in Canadian memes…
“Meanwhile in Canada…It’s snowing a bit but otherwise, the roads are fine.”
“Meanwhile in Canada.”
“Meanwhile in Canada…OFF2TIMS.”
22) Canadian memes that only Canadians understand.
“If you know what made those marks, you might be Canadian.”
“What it’s like getting drunk in Canada.”
“Canada: Living the American Dream without the violence since 1867.”
25) Don’t mess with our Canadian army memes either!
“Make fun of our army all you want. We’ve never lost a war.”
26) Canadian political memes featuring Justin Trudeau.
“Me creating new accounts to get one month free trials.”
27) Meanwhile in Canadian memes…
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“My friend’s mailbox was buried so far under the snow they couldn’t dig it out. So he improvised…the Canadian mailbox.”
31) Awesome Canadian memes.
“On behalf of all Canadians, sorry for being awesome all the time.”
“Only in Canada: Invisible moose, next 5 km.”
“Parking in Canada. I found a spot!”
35) Canadian memes featuring Saskatchewan.
“Saskatchewan. Easy to draw. Hard to spell.”
“Canadian Soldiers. Why no one has attempted an invasion of Canada since 1812. And that one didn’t work out well either eh, America?”
“Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey, and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it. You better not be [censored] with me Canada. Is this for real? It is all too real.”
“You know spring has sprung in Canada when the potholes are in full bloom.”
“Stealing a bike in Canada: Apologies, I stole your bike last night in the final chapter of an Export fueled rampage. Smooth ride though. Great bike choice fam. 10/10 would steal again.”
40) Drake understands Canadian memes.
“When u go to Tim Hortons and they tell u the iced capp machine is broken.”
“I used to rule the world you know. Ok, dad. I laughed way too hard.”
“Welcome to Canada. Sometimes you ride the bus to work, sometimes you push it…”
“What I do when people ask me what Canada is like…Shit’s frozen.”
44) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of Canadian memes…
“When you buy your friend Tim Hortons and they win something from roll up the rim.”
45) Enjoying Canadian memes in The Great White North.
“Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shoveled snow off a Canadian driveway, eh?”
“WTF fun fact #2686: This is a bus stop in Canada.”
47) I hope you enjoyed these funny Canadian memes!
“You can’t buy happiness but you can live in Canada and that’s pretty much the same thing.”
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