30 Reasons Why Kids Are Pretty Much the Absolute Worst

Kids have their moments of being cute and adorable but many times they can be so bad it’s as though they are channeling Satan. You’ve probably heard the expression ‘kids will be kids’ which loosely translates to ‘kids don’t give a shit.’

We love them with all our hearts but here are 30 reasons why kids are pretty much the absolute worst.

Yes, kids are cute and adorable and oh so squishy…

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - Yes, kids are cute and adorable and oh so squishy...
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But they are mostly cruel, ravenous monsters.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - But they are mostly cruel, ravenous monsters.
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1) For one thing, they’re gross.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - For one thing, they're gross.
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2) They find ways to get stuck in everything.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They find ways to get stuck in everything.
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3) They’re terrible at work.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're terrible at work.
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4) They have no respect for your pets.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They have no respect for your pets.
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5) They’re stupid.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're stupid.
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6) They love making a mess…

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They love making a mess...
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…with everything.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They love making a mess with everything.
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7) They’re mean.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're mean.
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8) They’re helpless.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're helpless.
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9) They always cry.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They always cry.
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10) They are functionally useless.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They are functionally useless.
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11) They literally have no idea what they are doing most of the time.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They literally have no idea what they are doing most of the time.
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12) They break things.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They break things.
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13) They’re lazy.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're lazy.
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14) Did I mention they are stupid?

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - Did I mention they are stupid?
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15) They always smell weird.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They always smell weird.
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16) They give up easily.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They give up easily.
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17) They’re afraid of the friendliest animals.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're afraid of the friendliest animals.
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18) They’re always getting themselves in trouble.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're always getting themselves in trouble.
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19) They’re REALLY clingy.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're REALLY clingy.
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20) Did I mention they get stuck in everything?

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - Did I mention they get stuck in everything?
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21) They can’t be left alone for 1 minute.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They can't be left alone for 1 minute.
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22) They do dumb things like this.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They do dumb things like this.
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23) And this.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They do dumb like this too.
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24) They have trouble getting food into their mouth.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They have trouble getting food into their mouth.
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25) They’re selfish.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're selfish.
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26) They have no respect for other people.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They have no respect for other people.
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27) See what I mean?

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They have no respect for other people. See what I mean?
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28) Did I already mention they’re stupid?

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - Did I already mention they're stupid?
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29) They’re bad at sports. Actually, they’re bad at everything.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - They're bad at sports. Actually, they're bad at everything.
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30) Kids can be the worst but we still love ’em.

30 Reasons Why Kids Are the Worst - Kids can be the worst but we still love 'em.
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