Top 25 Funny Potato Memes

Potatoes are often thought of as a humble and unassuming food. But these 25 funny potato memes show that this starchy vegetable can also be hilariously entertaining! From clever puns to wacky mashed potato creations, these memes will definitely make you smile.

I could live on potatoes and gravy so these memes were definitely right up my alley. So whether you’re looking for a good laugh or some inspiration for your next potato dish, be sure to check out this list. Who knew potatoes could taste so good AND be so funny?

1) Let the potato memes begin!

"It's amazing how Potatoes give us chips, fries, and vodka. Get your [censored] together every other vegetable."

“It’s amazing how Potatoes give us chips, fries, and vodka. Get your [censored] together every other vegetable.”

2)

"That awkward moment when you realize that this potato looks better in a bikini than you."

“That awkward moment when you realize that this potato looks better in a bikini than you.”

3) Meet the adorable face of potato memes.

"Baked pugtatoe."

“Baked pugtatoe.”

4)

"Battlechip. The exciting Naval potato game. You make 'hits' with red sauce and 'misses' with white pegs. 5 spuds fried together make a salvo. Sunk! Abandon chip!"

“Battlechip. The exciting Naval potato game. You make ‘hits’ with red sauce and ‘misses’ with white pegs. 5 spuds fried together make a salvo. Sunk! Abandon chip!”

5) Get ready for more funny potato memes!

"My brother mailed me a potato again."

“My brother mailed me a potato again.”

6)

"I feel like potatoes don't get enough recognition for their versatility. Breakfast? Hash browns. Fast food? Chips. Fancy dinner: Baked potato. Holidays? Mashed potato. Relaxing at home? Crisps. Party time? Vodka. There's a potato for every occasion."

“I feel like potatoes don’t get enough recognition for their versatility. Breakfast? Hash browns. Fast food? Chips. Fancy dinner: Baked potato. Holidays? Mashed potato. Relaxing at home? Crisps. Party time? Vodka. There’s a potato for every occasion.”

7)

"Fully loaded: Always ready 2 fight. Stronger than you thought. Has 4 more friends than you ever will. I tried: Gets cold easily. Could fall apart at any second. Loves personal space. An accident: Fake. Has 5 secrets but can't keep them. Salty AF all the time. Thick and creamy: The kinkiest. Hates being told what to do. Could be dying of alcohol poisoning. Tomato: Pure. Is always tired??? Doesn't know what 2 do...ever. Golden nugget: The nicest friend. Tried so hard but didn't get 2 far. Doesn't exercise."

“Fully loaded: Always ready 2 fight. Stronger than you thought. Has 4 more friends than you ever will. I tried: Gets cold easily. Could fall apart at any second. Loves personal space. An accident: Fake. Has 5 secrets but can’t keep them. Salty AF all the time. Thick and creamy: The kinkiest. Hates being told what to do. Could be dying of alcohol poisoning. Tomato: Pure. Is always tired??? Doesn’t know what 2 do…ever. Golden nugget: The nicest friend. Tried so hard but didn’t get 2 far. Doesn’t exercise.”

8)

"Happy potato is happy."

“Happy potato is happy.”

9) Sounds to me like this would go under couch potato memes!

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to a potato chip."

“High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins – your blood test is remarkably similar to a potato chip.”

10)

"I asked my husband to pick up 6 potatoes."

“I asked my husband to pick up 6 potatoes.”

11)

"If only the potatoes had a natural barrier so they don't get dirty."

“If only the potatoes had a natural barrier so they don’t get dirty.”

12)

"I'm in shape...Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato."

“I’m in shape…Unfortunately, it’s the shape of a potato.”

13)

"Crunchy potato bites: Y'all just coming up with [censored] now. They tater tots...tater [censored] tots.

“Crunchy potato bites: Y’all just coming up with [censored] now. They tater tots…tater [censored] tots.

14)

"Mashed potato flavored ice cream. Freeze mashed potatoes. Scoop some frozen mashed onto cones. Serve the kids vanilla ice cream cones for dessert. The look on their faces after they take a big bite is amazing! Cheap, funny, and harmless."

“Mashed potato flavored ice cream. Freeze mashed potatoes. Scoop some frozen mashed onto cones. Serve the kids vanilla ice cream cones for dessert. The look on their faces after they take a big bite is amazing! Cheap, funny, and harmless.”

15) Gotta love cute potato memes!

"Me getting out of the shower checking in the mirror to see if I still look like a potato."

“Me getting out of the shower checking in the mirror to see if I still look like a potato.”

16)

"My mother used to tell me I was the world's greatest potato peeler. I really bought into it. And every time we'd have potatoes I'd get so excited to show off my skills as the ultimate peeler. It wasn't until I was in my mid-30s that I realized the whole play. Touche mom. Touche."

“My mother used to tell me I was the world’s greatest potato peeler. I really bought into it. And every time we’d have potatoes I’d get so excited to show off my skills as the ultimate peeler. It wasn’t until I was in my mid-30s that I realized the whole play. Touche mom. Touche.”

17)

"My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato. My brain at night: I wonder why the earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life."

“My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato. My brain at night: I wonder why the earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.”

18)

"I'm in shape. Unfortunately that shape...is a potato."

“I’m in shape. Unfortunately that shape…is a potato.”

19)

"Tehee, that tickles. What are we going to do over the deep fryer?"

“Tehee, that tickles. What are we going to do over the deep fryer?”

20) There are many ways to peel potato memes but moms always win.

"The potato my mom peeled vs. The potato I peeled."

“The potato my mom peeled vs. The potato I peeled.”

21)

"There is no way this can't be an amazing book...The history and social influence of the potato by Redcliffe Salaman."

“There is no way this can’t be an amazing book…The History and Social Influence of the Potato by Redcliffe Salaman.”

The History and Social Influence of the Potato (Cambridge Paperback Library)
  • Used Book in Good Condition
  • Salaman, Redcliffe N. (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 768 Pages – 11/27/1985 (Publication Date) – Cambridge University Press (Publisher)

22)

"Unhated vegetables annual meeting. Potatoes and carrots."

“Unhated vegetables annual meeting. Potatoes and carrots.”

23)

"Vegetable. Vegetable. Vegetable salad."

“Vegetable. Vegetable. Vegetable salad.”

24)

"I was running late, so I had asked my husband to peel half the potatoes and put them on to boil and I'd be home soon after to finish dinner. When I got home this is what I found..."

“I was running late, so I had asked my husband to peel half the potatoes and put them on to boil and I’d be home soon after to finish dinner. When I got home this is what I found…”

25) Potato memes for LOTR and Harry Potter fans.

"What does this mirror do, professor? It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest most desire of our hearts."

“What does this mirror do, professor? It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest most desire of our hearts.”

I hope you enjoyed these potato memes!

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