Friendship is one of the most cherished things in life. It’s a connection based on mutual trust, understanding, and respect. And while it can be difficult to put into words, we all know the joys and sorrows of friendship. Friendship quotes capture the beauty and uniqueness of the special bond between friends and some of them are truly funny.
These 55 funny friendship quotes will have you laughing out loud and remind you just how important your friendships are. Whether you’re reminiscing about old times or celebrating a new friendship, these quotes are sure to make you smile. So gather up your best friends and enjoy a good laugh!
Funny quotes about friendship and laughter!
1) “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Unknown
2) “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” – Unknown
3) “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…Then, we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown
4) “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” – Unknown
5) “Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.” – Unknown
6) “Best friend: The one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown
7) “Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
8) “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis
9) “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown
10) “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown
11) “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown
12) “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” – Jane Austen
13) “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” – Elizabeth Taylor
14) “A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Erma Bombeck
Friends are family…
15) “Friends are our chosen family.” – Unknown
16) “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.” – Unknown
17) “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Unknown
18) “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde
19) “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
20) “I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people.” – Unknown
21) “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown
22) “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” – Aaron Machado
23) “It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” – Mignon McLaughlin
24) “Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.” – Unknown
Funny friendship quotes by Mark Twain.
25) “It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.” – Mark Twain
26) “The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain
27) “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain
28) “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…Alone.” – Unknown
29) “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.” – Unknown
30) “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.” – Dorothy Parker
Funny friendship quotes by Oprah Winfrey.
31) “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
32) “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” – Oprah Winfrey
33) “If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go.” – Unknown
34) “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass, and it goes to pieces.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
35) “A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!” – Jennifer Wilson
36) “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?'” – A.A. Milne
37) “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” – Matt Schucker
38) “I’d take a nerf bullet for you.” – Unknown
39) “No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.” – Unknown
Best friends forever…
40) “Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.” – Unknown
41) “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” – Sylvia Plath
42) “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
43) “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” – Euripides
44) “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn
45) “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown
46) “Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.” – Unknown
47) “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.” – Unknown
48) “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.” – Rita Mae Brown
49) “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
50) “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb
51) “This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes.” – Unknown
52) “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” – Unknown
53) “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…After I finish laughing.” – Unknown
54) “I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.” – Unknown
55) “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” – Unknown
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