commons.wikimedia.org<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n80) “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” – George Carlin<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n81) “The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” – George Carlin<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n82) “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n83) “The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n84) “What I don\u2019t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n85) “When you feel worthless, remember you were once the quickest sperm cell.” – Anonymous<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n86) “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n87) “I wish I were a little kid so I can just take a nap and everyone will be proud of me.” – Anonymous<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n88) “Don\u2019t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n89) “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nThe secret of youth…<\/h2>\n\n\n\n <\/figure>\n\n\n\n90) “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n91) “A woman is like a tea bag – you can\u2019t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” – Eleanor Roosevelt<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n92) “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” – Casey Stengel<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nFunny Life Quotes by Abraham Lincoln<\/h2>\n\n\n\n <\/figure>\n\n\n\n93) “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n94) “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n95) “My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n96) “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – Alan Dundes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n97) “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n98) “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n99) “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nLet’s just say it…Women are wiser than men.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n <\/figure>\n\n\n\n100) “Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.” – James Thurber<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n101) “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” – Don Marquis<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nPlease share<\/strong> these funny life quotes with your friends and family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Life can be full of ups and downs, but there’s one thing that never fails to lighten the mood: a good laugh! Whether you’re facing a challenging day or simply looking for some lighthearted inspiration, we’ve got you covered with our collection of 101 funny life quotes. From renowned comedians to witty philosophers, these quotes are bound to bring a smile to your face and maybe even leave you in stitches. Get ready to embark on a journey through the lighter side of life, as we explore the hilarity and absurdity of our human existence. So, sit back, relax, and <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":60060,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23083],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-quotes","has_thumb"],"yoast_head":"\n
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