65 Funny Wife Memes for Living a Happy Life

An important milestone for some people is getting married and it’s the perfect way to start your life journey with your soulmate. But like anything in life, there will be ups and downs and that’s what makes wife memes relatable and funny for husbands…and wives too!

We scoured every corner of the interweb to find some of the best and funniest wife memes just for you! I hope you enjoy the following 65 funny memes and if they make you laugh, please share them with your wife!

1) Let the wife memes begin!

"If a tiger attacked your mother in law and wife at the same time, who would you save? The tiger."

“If a tiger attacked your mother in law and wife at the same time, who would you save? The tiger.”

2) Wonderful wife memes for your soulmate.

"All the words in the world could not even begin to describe how deeply I am in love with you, from the first moment I saw you until the never-ending heartbeat you have given me. You are not only my love, but you are my soul."

“All the words in the world could not even begin to describe how deeply I am in love with you, from the first moment I saw you until the never-ending heartbeat you have given me. You are not only my love, but you are my soul.”

3)

"Me and my wife have a dumb child. We named him Sum-Ting-Wong."

“Me and my wife have a dumb child. We named him Sum-Ting-Wong.”

4)

"Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife."

“Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife.”

5) Funny wife memes for a happy life.

"If at first you don't succeed...Try doing it the way your wife told you."

“If at first you don’t succeed…Try doing it the way your wife told you.”

6)

"I love beating my wife home so I can cook dinner for her."

“I love beating my wife home so I can cook dinner for her.”

7)

"Confession: I'm in love with my wife."

“Confession: I’m in love with my wife.”

8)

"Wife congratulating me for waking up early during the weekend. Me at 6 am looking for another beer before going to bed."

“Wife congratulating me for waking up early during the weekend. Me at 6 am looking for another beer before going to bed.”

9)

"If you could see the world as I do. You would realize how much I love you..."

“If you could see the world as I do. You would realize how much I love you…”

10) Funny wife memes told me to do it.

"I do whatever the voices in my wife's head tell me to do."

“I do whatever the voices in my wife’s head tell me to do.”

11)

"Doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and complains constantly. Why am I still married?"

“Doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and complains constantly. Why am I still married?”

12)

"Don't be unhappy if you are being used for sex. Sex is awesome. Be unhappy if you are being used for cooking and laundry."

“Don’t be unhappy if you are being used for sex. Sex is awesome. Be unhappy if you are being used for cooking and laundry.”

13)

"Every man has this look when his wife is driving."

“Every man has this look when his wife is driving.”

14) My wife memes just for you.

"My wife telling me I'm going to the store with her: I'm going to the store. You can come if you want."

“My wife telling me I’m going to the store with her: I’m going to the store. You can come if you want.”

15) Enjoy these good wife memes and make me a sandwich while you’re at it!

"The good wife training kit."

“The good wife training kit.”

16)

"Happy wife, happy life. Nothing rhymes with a happy husband. Welcome to married life dumbass."

“Happy wife, happy life. Nothing rhymes with a happy husband. Welcome to married life dumbass.”

17) Some of these funny wife memes can be mean.

"Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday. Husband: That's a lie. Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them? Husband: Because elephants never forget." Therapist. lmao, savage."

“Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday. Husband: That’s a lie. Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them? Husband: Because elephants never forget.” Therapist. lmao, savage.”

18)

"Wife when her relatives are coming VS When husband's relatives are coming."

“Wife when her relatives are coming VS When husband’s relatives are coming.”

19)

"Wife at home VS Wife when she goes out for a girl's night."

“Wife at home VS Wife when she goes out for a girl’s night.”

20) Husband and wife memes for a job well done.

"How come when your wife is pregnant people rub her tummy and say 'congratulations' but no one rubs yo balls and says 'good job'?!"

“How come when your wife is pregnant people rub her tummy and say ‘congratulations’ but no one rubs yo balls and says ‘good job’?!”

21)

"My husband told me to pick up some oil. Now I know how guys feel in the tampon aisle."

“My husband told me to pick up some oil. Now I know how guys feel in the tampon aisle.”

22)

"I told my wife I wanted to try [censored]. She told me she's been having sex with a [censored] for years."

“I told my wife I wanted to try [censored]. She told me she’s been having sex with a [censored] for years.”

23)

"If we're not meant to have midnight snacks...Why is there a light in the fridge?"

“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks…Why is there a light in the fridge?”

24)

"I'm not a one in a million kind of girl. I'm a once in a lifetime kind of woman."

“I’m not a one in a million kind of girl. I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman.”

25) These are some of the best wife memes, I guarantee it.

"If my wife is pissed off for no good reason, I'm going to make her more pissed off. I guarantee it."

“If my wife is pissed off for no good reason, I’m going to make her more pissed off. I guarantee it.”

26)

"It took you 10 minutes to get home. Google Maps says it takes 8. Who is she?!"

“It took you 10 minutes to get home. Google Maps says it takes 8. Who is she?!”

27)

"It's not that I'm horny all the time. It's just that you're always sexy."

“It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re always sexy.”

28)

"Knows his wife is trying to sleep. Stays quiet, and makes sure the kids are too."

“Knows his wife is trying to sleep. Stays quiet, and makes sure the kids are too.”

29)

"Happy wife. Happy life."

“Happy wife. Happy life.”

30) I love you, wife memes.

"I love you my beautiful wife."

“I love you my beautiful wife.”

31)

"Mad with your wife? Go to the kitchen and close all the jars really tight."

“Mad with your wife? Go to the kitchen and close all the jars really tight.”

32)

"Married life. Any guesses which one's the wife?"

“Married life. Any guesses which one’s the wife?”

33)

"Me VS Wife."

“Me VS Wife.”

34)

"Don't mess with somebody's relationship just because you can't get one."

“Don’t mess with somebody’s relationship just because you can’t get one.”

35)

"I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone."

“I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.”

36) Wife birthday memes when all you get are flowers.

"My wife's face after I give her only flowers on her birthday."

“My wife’s face after I give her only flowers on her birthday.”

37)

"I don't need Google. My wife knows everything."

“I don’t need Google. My wife knows everything.”

38)

"9 out of 10 husbands agree that their wives are always right. The 10th one mysteriously disappeared and hasn't been heard ever since."

“9 out of 10 husbands agree that their wives are always right. The 10th one mysteriously disappeared and hasn’t been heard ever since.”

39)

"You are the wife of my life."

“You are the wife of my life.”

40) A little dash of funny ex-wife memes…

"Oh, so you're his ex...Well, I'm the upgrade, nice to meet you."

“Oh, so you’re his ex…Well, I’m the upgrade, nice to meet you.”

41)

"Other couples VS Us."

“Other couples VS Us.”

42)

"2 out of 5 women say their husbands drive them nuts. The other 3 think it."

“2 out of 5 women say their husbands drive them nuts. The other 3 think it.”

43) Wife memes filled with love.

"My queen...My wife...My love."

“My queen…My wife…My love.”

44)

"I saw dad with mom last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

“I saw dad with mom last night. I think he was stealing my milk.”

45)

"When I see my girlfriend out with another dude but I can't say nothing cuz my wife is standing right next to me."

“When I see my girlfriend out with another dude but I can’t say nothing cuz my wife is standing right next to me.”

46)

"I'm so proud you got promoted. What rank are we now?"

“I’m so proud you got promoted. What rank are we now?”

47) Gotta love funny husband and wife memes.

"When the husband makes a big deal because he did the dishes...once."

“When the husband makes a big deal because he did the dishes…once.”

48)

"My husband thinks I"m crazy. But I'm not the one who married me."

“My husband thinks I”m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.”

49)

"I thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

“I thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But apparently it just changes the color of the baby.”

50) More funny husband and wife memes.

"Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes."

“Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself…This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.”

51)

"I told her to look at things through my point of view. She got on the computer."

“I told her to look at things through my point of view. She got on the computer.”

52)

"Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world! Husband: *whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world."

“Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world! Husband: *whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why’d you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.”

53)

"2 Rules in the house. Rule #1: The wife is always right. Rule #2: If the wife is wrong please refer to rule #1. Thank you!"

“2 Rules in the house. Rule #1: The wife is always right. Rule #2: If the wife is wrong please refer to rule #1. Thank you!”

54) Funny wife memes are all about compromise.

"My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and got 3 cats."

“My wife wanted a cat. I didn’t want a cat. So we compromised and got 3 cats.”

55)

"Me when my husband is watching videos on his phone at max volume."

“Me when my husband is watching videos on his phone at max volume.”

56)

"When you thought you were done arguing with your man. But then you hear him mumble something under his breath."

“When you thought you were done arguing with your man. But then you hear him mumble something under his breath.”

57)

"Who wears the pants in our relationship? We prefer it when neither of us is wearing pants."

“Who wears the pants in our relationship? We prefer it when neither of us is wearing pants.”

58)

"Husband: Why is every female in this house so angry? Me: I've heard of this. I think our hormones are synced. Husband: With the devil?"

“Husband: Why is every female in this house so angry? Me: I’ve heard of this. I think our hormones are synced. Husband: With the devil?”

59) Pay attention to these funny wife memes.

"Wife: *Shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case...Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

“Wife: *Shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case…Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.”

60)

"Women be like...I love how warm your body is."

“Women be like…I love how warm your body is.”

61)

"Wife: Wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. Wife" God I hate you. Me: Yes, use your hate."

“Wife: Wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. Wife” God I hate you. Me: Yes, use your hate.”

62) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of wife memes…

"My wife yelling at me because I came home drunk again. Me trying to remember where have I seen this woman before."

“My wife yelling at me because I came home drunk again. Me trying to remember where have I seen this woman before.”

63)

"When you try to hug her but she is still mad at you."

“When you try to hug her but she is still mad at you.”

64)

"Your wife at home VS Your wife in public."

“Your wife at home VS Your wife in public.”

65) Flirting with funny wife memes.

"Me, flirting with my husband: You're exhausting."

“Me, flirting with my husband: You’re exhausting.”

I hope you enjoyed these wife memes!

I hope you enjoyed these wife memes!
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Please share these wife memes with your soulmate!

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