33 Funny Weight Loss Memes in Time for the Holidays

Are you trying to lose weight for the holidays? If so, you’re not alone! Millions of Americans set weight loss goals for themselves this time of year. But let’s face it, losing weight is hard work. That’s why we’ve rounded up 33 funny weight loss memes to help you stay motivated (and laughing!) during your dieting journey.

As someone who has tried every diet in the book, I’ve been there and it’s not easy but reaching your weight loss goals is possible! Trust me, these memes will make your dieting struggles a little more bearable. So check them out and good luck with your holiday weight loss goals!

1) Let the dieting memes begin!

33 Dieting Memes - "Me after one minute on the treadmill: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing."

“Me after one minute on the treadmill: I’m still alive, but I’m barely breathing.”

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33 Dieting Memes - "I've been going to the gym for 5 months and all I lost was $300."

“I’ve been going to the gym for 5 months and all I lost was $300.”

3) Get ready for more dieting memes…we’re just getting started!

33 Dieting Memes - "How's your diet going? Me:"

“How’s your diet going? Me:”

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33 Dieting Memes - "Doing cardio like 'K, only 20 min. left. That's just 10 min. twice. Only 5 min. 4 times!'"

“Doing cardio like ‘K, only 20 min. left. That’s just 10 min. twice. Only 5 min. 4 times!'”

5) Funny memes when your eating healthy and dieting.

33 Dieting Memes - "When you eat healthy for one day and check to see if your summer body is ready yet."

“When you eat healthy for one day and check to see if your summer body is ready yet.”

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33 Dieting Memes - "Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Don't like the taste? Add cocoa, butter, flour and bake for 30 minutes!"

“Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Don’t like the taste? Add cocoa, butter, flour and bake for 30 minutes!”

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33 Dieting Memes - "*follows diet* *diet doesn't follow back* *unfollows diet*"

“*follows diet* *diet doesn’t follow back* *unfollows diet*”

8) Anyone want some more dieting memes?

33 Dieting Memes - "Me: I'm getting doughnuts, anyone want some? Colleague: What about your diet? Me: Not really relevant though, is it?"

“Me: I’m getting doughnuts, anyone want some? Colleague: What about your diet? Me: Not really relevant though, is it?”

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33 Dieting Memes - "I've got 99 problems and burpees are every single one of them."

“I’ve got 99 problems and burpees are every single one of them.”

10) Memes about dieting and living healthier.

33 Dieting Memes - "I really need to live healthier. Me at 2am:"

“I really need to live healthier. Me at 2am:”

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"If I had a penny for every time I said 'diet starts tomorrow.'"

“If I had a penny for every time I said ‘diet starts tomorrow.'”

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"When you lose the weight but your demons still haunt you."

“When you lose the weight but your demons still haunt you.”

13) Dieting memes for gym rats.

"Me dieting and going to the gym for 5 months. I'll just eat one cookie."

“Me dieting and going to the gym for 5 months. I’ll just eat one cookie.”

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"I don't mean to brag but I finished my 14 days diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes."

“I don’t mean to brag but I finished my 14 days diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes.”

15) 100% relatable memes when dieting and going to restaurants with friends.

"When you meet up with friends and they all already ate: [censored] yourselves."

“When you meet up with friends and they all already ate: [censored] yourselves.”

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"My ass getting fatter. First of all so is the rest of you."

“My ass getting fatter. First of all so is the rest of you.”

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"Nutrition question: How many Skittles equal one serving of fruit?"

“Nutrition question: How many Skittles equal one serving of fruit?”

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"I'm on a 'see food' diet. When I see food, like clams or krill, I'll eat them until I suffer from intense and prolonged diarrhoea in my van."

“I’m on a ‘see food’ diet. When I see food, like clams or krill, I’ll eat them until I suffer from intense and prolonged diarrhoea in my van.”

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"People: You can't expect to eat junk food, never work out and get abs...Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down."

“People: You can’t expect to eat junk food, never work out and get abs…Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.”

20) Funny dieting memes with pro tips!

"Pro tip: If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash."

“Pro tip: If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.”

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"Put that cookie down now!"

“Put that cookie down now!”

22)

"When you're sitting down to chicken and broccoli for the 3rd week in a row and you start asking yourself why the [censored] you're doing this."

“When you’re sitting down to chicken and broccoli for the 3rd week in a row and you start asking yourself why the [censored] you’re doing this.”

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"Diet tip: Eat food off of other's people's plates. It's their calories, so they don't count."

“Diet tip: Eat food off of other’s people’s plates. It’s their calories, so they don’t count.”

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"He's trying to lose weight so he can be healthy. He trying to get sexy for them hoes...bake him a cake."

“He’s trying to lose weight so he can be healthy. He trying to get sexy for them hoes…bake him a cake.”

25) Dieting memes…now with zero carbs!

"When ur trying to find something to eat that tastes good but doesn't involve carbs."

“When ur trying to find something to eat that tastes good but doesn’t involve carbs.”

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"I can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay."

“I can’t wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay.”

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"When you waited all week for that cheat meal."

“When you waited all week for that cheat meal.”

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"I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go."

“I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.”

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"Me: What can I do to get healthier, doctor? Doctor: Use a bicycle and cut the carbs. Me:"

“Me: What can I do to get healthier, doctor? Doctor: Use a bicycle and cut the carbs. Me:”

30) Dieting memes don’t get cuter than this!

"When all you bought was healthy food and now there's nothing good to eat."

“When all you bought was healthy food and now there’s nothing good to eat.”

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"Where are u? I'm at the gym. Send pic. At the gym."

“Where are u? I’m at the gym. Send pic. At the gym.”

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"When your winter body shows up WAY earlier than you had anticipated."

“When your winter body shows up WAY earlier than you had anticipated.”

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"Wow, her diet is that good, she lost a tattoo."

“Wow, her diet is that good, she lost a tattoo.”

I hope you enjoyed these dieting memes!

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