Did you know that turtles are one of the oldest creatures on Earth? They’ve been around for over 230 million years! And when it comes to memes, turtle memes one of the newest! Did I just blow your mind with those facts or what?
Check out some of our favorite memes and potentially up your knowledge of turtles in the process. Who am I kidding? You might not learn something new about these fascinating creatures from these 63 funny memes but I’m sure they’ll make you laugh! Enjoy!
1) Let the funny turtle memes begin!
“A deep-sea turtle either hitching a ride on a jellyfish or about to eat it.”
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“Ah ah ah! Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.”
3) Turtle memes with wise words you can take to the bank.
“Slow and steady wins the race.”
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“Brother?”
5) What makes turtle memes and strawberries so cute?
“Can I have your strawberry? No.”
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“Come at me, bro.”
7) Deal with these turtle memes!
“Deal with it.”
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“What do you call a turtle with a hard-on? A slow poke.”
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“Slow down! You’re running like a bat out of hell.”
10) Take it slow with turtle memes.
“Drank too much. Gonna take it slow today.”
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“Ermahgerd. Mershed perderders.”
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“Eventually.”
13) You’ve hit the jackpot with this list of turtle memes.
“That face you make when you win the jackpot.”
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“I feel pretty, oh so pretty…”
15) Follow those turtle memes…
“Follow that turtle! Laziest cat ever.”
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“I can’t get no turtle traction!”
17) God bless turtle memes.
“God sneaks in a ‘Hello’ to let us know you are not alone!”
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“I have a feeling this is a mistake. Can we slow down please?”
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“Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime, and eat pizza for the rest of your life?”
20) High five if you’re enjoying turtle memes!
“High-five.”
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“I need someone to like me today.”
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“Interviewer: Do you have any special skills? Me: Look, a turtle!”
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“It looks like he’s wearing a little sombrero.”
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“I’m not slow. You’re just too fast.”
25) And, I like turtle memes!
“I like turtles.”
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“LMAO, my dog is hungry.”
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“The rabbit told me that I was slow. He died slowly.”
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“I must warn you…I”m a ninja.”
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“My mom: Are you eating again? Me:”
30) Drug free turtle memes.
“No Carl that’s not lettuce.”
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“Not all turtles are born in the wild. Some are bread in captivity.”
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“Now this is how you photobomb.”
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“OMG! SLOW DOWN!” Yer gonna get us KILLED!”
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“I paid for this ad spot because I hate ads. Enjoy this pic of a cute turtle instead. Peace.”
35) Turtles are ALMOST as slow as loading memes on Internet Explorer.
“Perfect user for Internet Explorer.”
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“Please watch the road and stop to help me. My life matters too.”
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“I’m a pretty, pretty butterfly.”
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“Quick, to the mothership!”
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“Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs walk and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.”
40) Only the best turtle memes for you!
“Rawr!!!!! Just kidding. I’m only a turtle.”
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“Slow ride…Take it easy…”
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“That sad moment when a turtle dances better than you.”
43) No, you’re not seeing double…
“Screw you guys I’m going home.”
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“They see me rolling…They hating.”
45) Hungry for more turtle memes instead?
“Sit down. The dinner will be ready in a month.”
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“Slow progress is still progress.”
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“Slow squared.”
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“Take these they will support you emotionally and bring joy.”
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“Teenage mutant ninja turtle in training.”
50) Turtle memes with no drama.
“That face you make when you’re getting in on the drama.”
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“The turtle cavalry is serious [censored]: Onward alligator steed! I’m a crocodile. Silence, water horse!”
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“There is plenty of fish in the sea. I hate them. That’s my turtle.”
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“They said I could be anything so I became a giraffe.”
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“This pleases me.”
55) Inspiring turtle memes to reach for your dreams.
“They told me I could be anything so I became a tank.”
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“No trespassing. Police will take notice.”
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“Try yoga they said. It will relax you they said.”
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“Turtle is not angry. Turtle is disappointed in you.”
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“Very mad kitteh in 100…99…98…”
60) Turtle memes and baby turtles!
“Watching the babies taking a bath.”
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“We got a new slow cooker.”
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“The what?”
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“Woah slow down there, speed racer.”
I hope you enjoyed these turtle memes!
“Come back here you! Slow down! I’ll get ya!”
Turtles are amazing creatures and play an important role in our ecosystem. If you want to do more to help turtles and sea turtles, you can help save the turtles by visiting the World Wildlife Fund and adopt a sea turtle.
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