Howdy, y’all! Whether you’re a proud Texan or simply fascinated by the Lone Star State’s larger-than-life personality, we’ve got a treat for you. In the vast realm of internet humor, Texas has carved out its own special place with a plethora of memes that capture the essence of this beloved southern gem. From cowboy boots and barbecues to wide-open spaces and friendly folks, Texas memes perfectly encapsulate the spirit and quirks that make this state truly one-of-a-kind.
Today, we’ve gathered 33 of the funniest, most relatable, and downright iconic Texas memes. Prepare for some serious belly laughs as we dive into a world where Texans take pride in their independence, celebrate their unique culture, and, of course, enjoy a good ol’ meme or two.
So, whether you’re sipping on sweet tea under the blazing Texan sun or daydreaming about a road trip down the vast highways that stretch across the state, these memes will transport you to the heart of Texas, capturing its idiosyncrasies with humor and charm.
1) Let the Texas memes begin!
“An eclipse, earthquake, 110-degree heat, burn bans, tornadoes, floods, CAT 4 hurricane in the same week. Welcome to Texas!”
2) I love Texas memes and funny signs.
“Attention Idiots! There are only 3 reasons to unholster your loaded firearm. You are robbing us. You are shooting the person robbing us. You are a completely incompetent idiot!!! Please do not unholster a loaded weapon in our store. If you do, the following will apply to each of the above: You will be shot. You will be thanked. You will be treated like an idiot and asked to leave. If you are offended by this message you can assume you fall in the third category.”
3) Funny Texas memes only Texans will understand.
“How Austin sees Texas: (inarticulate yelling). How Texas sees Austin.”
4) When you have other words in mind.
“The best things in life start with a T and end with an S: Texas. Tacos. Tamales.”
5) Funny Texas memes for left-lane drivers.
“The biggest joke in Texas history: Left lane is for passing only.”
“Can the chicken just cross the road without his motives being questioned???”
“Change starts from within, not by moving to the state of Texas.”
“Did you get fries with that? Traffic has been so bad at US 75, I-635 that drivers have exited their cars and ordered food from nearby Whataburger.”
“Due to the price increase on ammo do not expect a warning shot! Thank you for your understanding.”
10) Texas memes only Dallas Cowboys fans will understand.
“The weather forecast next week is looking like the Dallas Cowboys, it’s peaking in the 90’s.”
“Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.”
“Dallas got its name because it’s Da llas place I want to be.”
“How I imagine Texans preparing for the hurricane.”
“I survived the blizzard of 2017.”
15) The perks of Texas memes?
“Only in Texas: Buy her a diamond, get a free hunting rifle.”
“Instead of shamrocks like the Irish have for good luck, Texans have bluebonnets because you can’t get luckier than being a Texan.”
“It doesn’t snow in the south, it pollens.”
“Liberals, please continue on I-40 until you have left our great state of Texas.”
“Lubbock, Texas. So flat…You can watch your dog run away for two weeks.”
20) The best Texas memes with a side of chips and salsa.
“Me watching the waiter bring over a 5th round of chips and salsa. My friends from out of state.”
“Only in Texas: Guns, liquor, gambling, smokes, and God all in one convenient location.”
“Peak Texas here: Idk what McConaughey was saying but it must’ve been fierce af.”
“People in Texas when they say there is a slight chance of ice and snow. People in Texas during a hurricane.”
“It’s pronounced ‘WATER-BURG-ER’ for all y’all who aren’t from around here.”
25) Texas memes for pet owners.
“Refer to pets as ‘coworkers’ now…My coworker just pooped on the carpet.”
“Texas weather in the spring. 10:00 am. 10:15 am.”
“Texans who don’t live in Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, or Galveston trying to explain where they live.”
“Texas is so big, Texans regularly vacation in Texas.”
“Welcome to Midland. Hometown of weekly fatal accidents and horrible drivers. Good luck.”
30) Texas memes poking fun at the infamous Interstate 35.
“When you relate to a license plate on a spiritual level: IH8 I35.”
31) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of this list of Texas memes.
“People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.”
“You know you’re in Texas when…All y’all need to slow down.”
“Your state became a state. We started as a country. We are not the same.”
I hope you enjoyed these Texas memes!
“I remember the Alamo.”
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