Sing this to the theme of Gilligan’s Island, “Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a cargo ship. It made its way through the Suez Canal, and got into some $#iT”. Well, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard about a cargo ship named “Ever Given” that got stuck and blocked the Suez Canal, one of the most important global shipping routes in the world. And since it’s a global crisis, you can bet there is a flood of Suez Canal memes!
The waterway connects the Mediterranean Sea to the Red Sea and is responsible for letting vessels packed with everything from cars, food, livestock, and electronics get to their shipping destination. The mighty cargo ship wedged itself, got stuck, and blocked every ship trying to get through. It’s a story fit for 2021 and after what we’ve been through in 2020, is it really a surprise? I hope you enjoy these 33 Suez Canal memes!
1) Let the funny Suez Canal memes begin!
“I’m sooooo stressed out for the person driving that stuck Suez Canal boat. Imagine the entire world watching you park your car? Humiliating stuff.”
“Have they tried pushing the boat stuck in the Suez Canal? Seems pretty easy to me.”
“Drinking exactly two beers. The incessant, crushing weight of existence.”
“Today’s Comic: We are all, in our own little way, that ship.”
“Going for a walk. My COVID depression and anxiety.”
“Loudly referring to every situation as ‘some real Suez Canal [censored]’ regardless of content.”
“Let me know how I can be helpful.”
“Depression? Have you tried jogging?”
“Tension rises over new attempt to re-float ship in Suez Canal.”
“Has anybody tried this?”
“BREAKING: The boat blocking the Suez Canal has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala.”
“The situation in the Suez Canal has escalated.”
“Steal His Look – Cargo Ship Blocking the Suez Canal. Greg Lauren Shawl-Collar Striped Cotton Shirt Jacket (1,680). Dolce & Gabbana straight-leg linen trousers (575). Self Adhesive Wheelie Bin Stickers (99p each).”
“Hoping they are able to clear the Suez Canal soon.”
“Folks, I’m no feeling optimistic about the Suez situation.”
“My ambitious plan to free the boat is to push a huge cotton swab up the canal.”
“My name is Boat and wen im tired (but shipping werk is still required) then all I want is lyttle snooze i turn to side i blok the Sooz.”
“Me just trying my best.”
“I would simply try turning the steering wheel to move the boat stuck in the Suez Canal. But that’s just me.”
“Me on the last 2 loads of laundry. Family sneaking up behind me.”
“Is your child texting about the Suez Canada boat? BRB – Bow Really Bulbous. LOL – Lack Of Leeway. CBA – Canal Blocked, [censored]. LMFAO – Lol, Mother [censored] Aground, Oh! BYOB – Boat Yeeted On Bank. WTF – What The Frigate. BTW – Boat Totally Wasted.”
“Me downloading a 100GB game. My family trying to use the WiFi.”
“Mobile ad. X button.”
“Hi, boat expert here! This is not funny, boats only do this when they’re in extreme distress.”
“The boat is stuck in the Suez Canal like.”
“Sorry I blocked the Suez Canal with my big ass. Sorry, that was me. I’m trying to fix it but I’m stuck. Sorry again to all of Egypt.”
“Emotionally, I am the Suez Canal.”
“Call me a conspiracy theorist but there is no way that the cargo ship currently stuck in the Suez Canal drew a giant [cencored] and [censored] in the red sea ‘by accident'”
“Me trying to build my IKEA wardrobe when the instructions say you need a minimum of two people.”
“$1,400 stimulus. 11 months of pandemic debt/loans.”
“My tasks. Me, dutifully chipping away at my tasks.”
“Good news for today: Whatever happens, at least you’re not the guy who got his boat stuck in the Suez canal and broke maritime shipping.”
“There’s a man living in a fishing shack in Greece. Locals know him as a friendly but pathetic drunk. He’s haunted by flashbacks of the day a once-in-a-century storm grounded his supertanker in the Straits of Malacca. And now, we need him to come back for one last job.”
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