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The internet has brought us many things and memes haven’t been more popular. While there are plenty of clean memes, there are many sexy and naughty memes for adults that are just as hilarious.
Netflix and Chill is a naughty phrase most people are familiar with and think it’s time for an update, Sexy Memes and Chill. We scoured every naughty corner of the web for sexy adult memes and I hope you enjoy this compilation of 69 sexy memes!
1) Let the sexy adult memes begin!
“I’ll send you a picture of my [censored], she said. With cute panties, she said.”
2) Sexy memes when you’re adventurous and like to experiment.
“Anything is a vibrator if you’re brave enough.”
3) Please share these sexy memes! They’re as much fun to give as to receive.
“Arousing you arouses me.”
4) When you finally find a use for those ramen seasoning packets…
“When she asks if you have a condom so you flash a chicken-flavored top ramen season packet and slide in raw AF.”
5) Warming up dinner with funny and sexy adult memes.
“When bae says warm up dinner.”
6) Memes when you’re looking sexy for the interview.
“Bae so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck!”
7) Serving sexy adult memes.
“Before sending nudes, ask yourself: Is it hot? Does it look good? Are you proud to serve it?”
8) When you’re doing your best to provide the best way you can.
“When you’re broke and she asks ‘So what you gon bring to the table?'”
9) When you want to support her as much as you can.
“Call me a bra because I’m here to support you and touch your [censored].”
10) Nothing is off-limits with sexy adult memes.
“Can I eat your [censored]?”
11) When you miss your bae.
“I could go for one of your kisses right now.”
12) These sexy adult memes are also smooth as [censored].
“I have the sex appeal of a math boIDK Idk man, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say ‘[censored] me.’ That was smooth as [censored].”
13) When you are thinking of shower thoughts…
“Do you suppose that the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said: ‘If you build it they will come.'”
14) When you could use a spin cycle of your own…am I right?
“Don’t be sad, laundry…nobody’s doing me either!”
15) When you have a new appreciation for the great outdoors.
“Ever have sex while camping? It’s [censored] intents.”
16) There’s nothing fake about these sexy adult memes.
“When you fake moan and he says ‘Shut up n take this [censored].'”
17) When you have a way with words…
“You’re my favorite thing to do.” Get this ‘You’re My Favorite Thing to Do’ sexy Valentine’s Day card from Etsy.
18) Don’t you just love funny and sexy adult memes?
“I only picked a fight so you would hate-[censored] me later.”
19) When your mind is blown.
“Finding out stripper poles spin in place instead of strippers around the poles is the grown-up’s finding out Santa isn’t real.”
20) Flirting with sexy adult memes.
“Me flirting: Wanna suffer together? I thought you’d never ask.”
21) When your mind is in the gutter.
“I gently slid her panties to the side…so that I could fit the rest of her socks in the drawer.”
22) When the simplest things turn you on.
“Sometimes I get turned on just by seeing your name pop up on my phone.”
23) Smacking that @$$ with sexy adult memes.
“Every girl wants a guy who’s a polite [censored]…Someone to hold the door open for her but still smacks that [censored] as she walks in.”
24) When your girl likes that booty.
“‘Girls like booty too.’ I’m the type of girlfriend to do [censored] like this.”
25) When things get out of hand.
“If a guy is addicted to [censored] but then gets addicted to sex, it’s fair to say his addiction got out of hand.”
26) Get the encouragement you need with sexy adult memes.
“Guess who’s going to find a girlfriend this 2019. No matter how hard I try she still points over my left shoulder.”
27) When your idea of foreplay isn’t hers.
“Guy: *gets [censored]*. Guy: Did u, [censored] babe.”
28) Sexy adult memes that are so good.
“Have u ever had sex so good when u think about it you feel it?”
29) When kids enter the picture.
“Her: Remember when we’d do this without the clothes? Him: Before [censored] over there ruined everything.”
30) More funny and sexy adult memes…
“When he’s uncircumcised.”
31) When you have to work with what you’ve got.
“His [censored] was so tiny I had to suck it like this.”
32) When you can’t stop thinking about your bae.
!["Holy [censored], I think about you a lot."](https://i0.wp.com/www.winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/sexy-adult-memes-32.jpg?resize=720%2C1080&ssl=1)
“Holy [censored], I think about you a lot.”
33) When she’s perfect…
“If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt. Marry her, yesterday.”
34) …Now, let’s get back to sexy (and dirty) adult memes.
“Hot dog by the foot. Warning: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, may increase your risk of foodborne illness.”
35) Sexy memes when you’re flirting.
“How normal people flirt: Wassup cutie. How I flirt: So…you like cheese?”
36) Sexy adult memes are looking good.
“I forgot to turn off the flash.”
37) When you like it rough.
“I mean, I like him, but…Just wish he’d haul me over his lap and spank me.”
38) Sexy adult memes with a touch of “dirty.”
“I wanna blow it before you stick it in. Like a Nintendo cartridge.”
39) When you have way too much time on your hands.
“If a bra is an ‘over the shoulder boulder holder’ then what would you call men’s underwear? Under the butt nut hut?”
40) When even wild animals are getting jealous.
“I’ll just assume neither of you has any bread. Ok cool.”
41) Sexy adult memes without the rug burn.
“This is Sally’s 3rd promotion this month. I don’t know how she does it!”
42) When you’re getting hungry…for sex.
“Italian condoms are weird.”
43) When you can’t decide between bad or good.
“It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.”
44) When you put the sexy back into cosplay!
“Japanizing beam!”
45) When you just love having a big family.
“Just put the [censored] down.”
46) Keep calm with sexy adult memes.
“Keep calm because you are always on my mind.”
47) When she orders you around and tells you what to do but you like it.
“Kiss my neck. Bite me. Pull my hair. Trace my spine. Hold me down. Use your tongue. Make me moan. Don’t stop til’ I’m shaking.”
48) Get fit with sexy adult memes.
“Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?”
49) When you take things too literally.
“[censored] riding tip #1: Spell COCONUT with your waist. Instructions unclear, [censored] stuck in coconut.”
50) Sexy adult memes that are straight-up dirty!
“Look! I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend!!”
51) When you can’t keep your hands to yourself.
“When you lose your keys and you’ve looked almost everywhere.”
52) When your love drives her crazy in a good way.
“Your love drives me crazy in such an awesome way.”
53) When your boring day job has perks.
“Me: We’re gonna have to perform a cavity search. Her: But the detector didn’t even- Me. Ma’am, it’s just protocol.”
54) When she likes to ride it all night long!
“My meat: 11:00 pm, 11:10 pm, 11:13 pm.”
55) When they’re so damn cute and jiggly.
“Men look at [censored] for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.”
56) When you have that effect on women…
“M’lady it looks like you accidentally dropped your panties!”
57) When you’re up for the challenge.
“My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you’re up for a challenge.”
58) When you need to be touched.
“I need to be touched. By you.”
59) When she likes her hair pulled.
“Good night…If you dream of me, remember, I like my hair pulled!”
60) Sexy memes when you’re draining the pipes.
“First thing you doing if you win $200 million? Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move.”
61) Sexy memes when you’re so close yet so far.
“Pizza guy: Looks like you’re dollars short, guess you’re gonna have to pay some other way. Me: Oh wait, I have another $10. Everyone else on the [censored] set:”
62) When you like to smack it.
“Me ready to smack my man’s [censored] knowing damn well he isn’t gonna like it.”
63) When you’re this big, they call you “Mister.”
“Me. Her. My rock-hard erection.”
64) When you’re a poet and you just don’t know it.
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Blah…Blah…Blah…I want you.”
65) Memes when you send sexy nudes.
“Send nudes when you get home so I know you’re safe.”
66) Enjoy these sexy memes whenever, wherever!
“Sex o’ clock. Whenever, wherever.”
67) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of sexy adult memes…
“I shaved my [censored], you know what that means? Yeah, the [censored] drain is clogged again.”
68) When there is no going back…
“When she realizes it’s too late to spit it out.”
69) When you can feel the pain of sexy memes.
“When she’s riding and your pp slips out and misses re-entry.”
I hope you enjoyed these sexy adult memes!
Please share these 69 sexy adult memes with your friends or significant other(s).
