61 Funny Scorpio Memes

When it comes to the Zodiac world, Scorpios are well-known for their intuition, their loyalty to their friends and family, and their strong determination to reach their goals. These personality traits are also what makes them the perfect meme stars on Winkgo! If you’re a Scorpio or know one, these memes will surely make you laugh out loud!

We scoured the interwebs for some of the finest funny memes about this zodiac sign to see which ones have your favorite qualities! I hope you enjoy them!

1) Let the funny Scorpio zodiac memes begin!

“A random wave of sadness and loneliness. Me.”

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“Scorpio: I’m alone and I love it. Also Scorpio: (sobs).”

3) Don’t try to control Scorpio memes either!

“Scorpio. Anyone trying to control them ever.”

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“How astrology describes Scorpio versus who they actually are:”

5) The many sides of Scorpio memes…

“Scorpios be like: Pushing people away just to see if they’ll really leave. Extreme love. Insatiable sexual appetite. Kind-hearted but equally evil too. Laughing at the most inappropriate times. Random waves of depression. Needing to know everything but telling nothing. 0.1% trust.”

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“Scorpios be like…My brain. My mouth: Nevermind.”

7) Scorpio memes that won’t break your heart.

“Me when I break my own heart by making up scenarios with the guy I’m talking to. Scorpio.”

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“Cancelling plans solely because you’re not feeling good about yourself on a particular day. Scorpio. Exciting summer plans.”

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“Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces realizing they’re the only one still holding a grudge over a fight that happened in the 1st grade.”

10) Funny Scorpio memes about relationships!

“Scorpio: It’s just a crush, no big deal. Also Scorpios: Stalks them on all social media and thinks about them 24/7.”

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“Deadly ass revenge. God. Scorpio.”

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“Scorpio. Double vodka and lemonade.”

13) Scorpio memes with no drama.

“Drama. Scorpio.”

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“Fake friends. Someone that wronged them years ago. Socializing. People that they cut off without hesitation. Trust me. Scorpio.”

15) 100% relatable Scorpio memes.

“Scorpio. Feeling too many feelings or not feeling enough feelings.”

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“Scorpio: Forgiving those you have betrayed us doesn’t mean we have to reconnect with them. #TeamScorpio.”

17) Scorpio memes with Styles.

“Scorpio: [furious sexting].”

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“Grudges. Taking everything personally. Their jealousy. Scorpio.”

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“What have people done to you to make you so cold and not trust anybody??? Scorpios: [censored] everything.”

20) Gotta love funny Scorpio memes!

“How did you know I was a Scorpio?”

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“Scorpio: I hate my own attitude sometimes like WTF u mad about now.”

22) Funny Scorpio memes you just can’t ignore!

“Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.”

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“Intimacy. Abandonment. Being truly known by another being on this floating rock we call home. Scorpio.”

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“When Scorpio is pissed but is trying to stay calm and literally not blow up in public.”

25) Just don’t erase these funny Scorpio memes from your life!

“You can’t just erase people from your life: Scorpio.”

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“Scorpios be like…I see fake people.”

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“Scorpio. Looking at someone and immediately knowing they’re not a good person because you can see right through them.”

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“Me as soon as the sun moves into Scorpio.”

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“My air sun going ‘LOL it’s whatever haha’. My water moon begging me to address my emotions.”

30) Get ready for more funny Scorpio memes!

“No strings attached. Just let it go. Facebook memories. Lazy asses. Scorpio. Mars.”

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“Scorpio: I’m not bossy. I’m the boss.”

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“November baby: Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful but secretive. Meets new people easily and is very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold on their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Gets hurt on small things from close ones. Very caring and loving to their partner and family. Stubborn. Usually, the greatest men and women are born in this month. If you are already in a relationship with someone born in this month, hold on to them because they are one of a kind.”

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“Me opening up to someone.”

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“People not knowing how much of the tea you’ve already discovered without them. Scorpio.”

35) Scorpio memes and your crush.

“Pisces, Scorpio, Virgo, Libra: You should try to talk to your crush.”

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“Don’t piss a Scorpio off and then try to carry a conversation after: Here lies this conversation.”

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“Randomly cringing at a memory out of nowhere. Snapchat memories of hoes that are long gone. Badbreathophobia. The urge to cry after someone asks them if they’re okay. A sad playlist after being left on read. Scorpio.”

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“Scorpios ready to smugly say, “I told you so, [censored]” when the person who they warned you about turned out to be a piece of [censored] all along.”

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“Revenge fantasies. Scorpio.”

40) A whole new level of Scorpio memes!

“Scorpio level of anger: Low – Mixed signals. Moderate – Too many questions. Severe – Fake people. Extreme – Being told they’re too quiet. Critical – Lies.

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“Scorpios when they realize they have to open up and be emotionally vulnerable to have a healthy relationship.

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“Scorpio season begins: Who do I trust? Me!”

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“17 years after calling off their engagement, Scorpio and an unexpected depressive episode are back: ‘The chemistry is unreal’.”

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“Scorpio. Shut up. Loud people.”

45) Don’t sweat these Scorpio memes…

“When someone provokes a Scorpio: Silent treatment or start a WW3.”

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“Scorpio. Taurus. Coming off intense and intimidating to new people. Only feeling comfortable showing emotions around close friends. Always psychoanalyzing people from afar. Won’t hesitate to cut you out of their life.”

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“Scorpio: Tested positive for hurting my own feelings by creating fake scenarios in my head.”

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“The inappropriate thing they’re about to say to make everyone around them uncomfortable. Scorpio.”

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“Them: You’ve go to start opening up. Me: Scorpio.”

50) No, we’re not apologizing for these funny Scorpio memes!

“This is how Scorpio apologize:”

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“Trusting no one. Paranoia. Plotting revenge. Dirty jokes. Sad for no reason. Jealousy. Mystery shows. Black clothing. Being alone. Hiding emotions. Scorpio.”

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“Virgo: The ‘take no [censored]’ friend that shows you tough love and won’t fake a vibe. Pisces: The friend that randomly disappears from time to time but always has your back. Cancer: The protective friend that goes from cute to scary if you dare hurt their bestie. Scorpio: The long-term friend that roasts you but wants to give you the world.”

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“Scorpio, wake up. Why? You could be plotting revenge right now.”

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“Scorpio. Wanting to be social. Hating everyone.”

55) Scorpio memes that apply to water signs.

“Water signs: The instant gratification of posting something risky and proactive online as soon as someone in your life is not acting right.”

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“What Scorpios show versus what Scorpios feel.”

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“When you’re being yelled at and you waiting for them to finish so you can hit them with facts.

58) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny Scorpio zodiac memes…

“Scorpio: Why am I single? Because my idea of love is too real for this fake world.”

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“Scorpio woman listening to music trying to forget the dumb [censored] people say. Scorpio woman’s sidekick planning their next moves.”

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“You think you can turn down the intensity? Scorpio: STFU.”

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“Zero [censored]. Loyalty tests. Gets offended if you offer them help. Secrets. Remembers everything. Human lie detector. Scorpio.”

I hope you enjoyed these funny Scorpio zodiac memes!

“Scorpio season: October 23 – November 22.”

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