59 Funny Saturday Quotes, Images, and Sayings for a Happy Day

If you work all week and are like most people, there are probably two days you most look forward to…Saturday and Sunday! When the weekend is on the horizon and Friday hits, it’s a reason to celebrate with Saturday quotes.

While some people take the day in full stride, others use it to sleep in and relax. However you choose to spend your Saturday, I hope you find some of these 59 Saturday quotes to be relatable. Enjoy!

1) Let the Saturday quotes and images begin!

59 Saturday Quotes - "On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one." - Lynn Johnston
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“On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one.” – Lynn Johnston

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday afternoons = When relaxation meets opportunity." -  Unknown

“Saturday afternoons = When relaxation meets opportunity.” – Unknown

3) Saturday quotes and sayings.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling." -  Unknown
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“Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday." - Unknown
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“Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturdays, big shirts, messy hair, music, & coffee." -  Unknown
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“Saturdays, big shirts, messy hair, music, & coffee.” – Unknown

6) Saturday quotes and images by Charmaine J. Forde.

59 Saturday Quotes - "I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October." - Charmaine J. Forde
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“I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October.” – Charmaine J. Forde

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Dear Saturday. I love you big time." - Unknown
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“Dear Saturday. I love you big time.” – Unknown

8) Celebrate with Saturday evening quotes.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Different cocktails for different Saturday nights." - Drew Barrymore
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“Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.” – Drew Barrymore

9) Saturday quotes and images featuring Garfield!

59 Saturday Quotes - "It's Saturday. Enjoy the day with the ones you love. Chill and relax!" - Unknown
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“It’s Saturday. Enjoy the day with the ones you love. Chill and relax!” – Unknown

10) Saturday evening quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath." - Lyndon B. Johnson
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“Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.” – Lyndon B. Johnson

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday is for shopping!" - Unknown
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“Saturday is for shopping!” – Unknown

12) Have a great day with Saturday quotes and images.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Hello, Saturday. Have a great day." - Unknown
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“Hello, Saturday. Have a great day.” – Unknown

13) Happy Saturday quotes and images.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Good morning. Happy Saturday, have a great day. God Bless." - Unknown
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“Good morning. Happy Saturday, have a great day. God Bless.” – Unknown

14) Good morning. Enjoy these Saturday quotes and images.

59 Saturday Quotes - Good morning. Happy Saturday." - Unknown
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Good morning. Happy Saturday.” – Unknown

15) Happy Saturday quotes and images just for you!

59 Saturday Quotes - "Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next morning. Happy Saturday!" - Unknown
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“Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next morning. Happy Saturday!” – Unknown

16) Happy Saturday quotes and images will never fail you.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Happy Saturday! Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you." - Frank Lloyd Wright
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“Happy Saturday! Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

17) Refuel with happy Saturday quotes and images.

59 Saturday Quotes - "I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel." - Audrey Hepburn
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“I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” – Audrey Hepburn

18) Hello, Saturday quotes and images.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Hello, Saturday." - Unknown
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“Hello, Saturday.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - " Hip Hip Hurray! It’s Saturday. Good weekend!" - Unknown
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” Hip Hip Hurray! It’s Saturday. Good weekend!” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday." - Chip Gaines
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“I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.” – Chip Gaines

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Imagine living a life where every day are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day." - James A. Murphy
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“Imagine living a life where every day are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day.” – James A. Murphy

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday is here; give it a warm welcome by allowing yourself a lovely day of rest." - Unknown
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“Saturday is here; give it a warm welcome by allowing yourself a lovely day of rest.” – Unknown

23) Saturday quotes and sayings to have a good day.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday. It’s a good day to have a good day." - Unknown
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“Saturday. It’s a good day to have a good day.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "I’ve taken Saturdays to be the day I pull back completely. I do things that are more creative, and I’ve actually found that helps me when I get back into work to be more thoughtful." - Padmasree Warrior
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“I’ve taken Saturdays to be the day I pull back completely. I do things that are more creative, and I’ve actually found that helps me when I get back into work to be more thoughtful.” – Padmasree Warrior

25) Saturday evening quotes by Edna Ferber.

59 Saturday Quotes - "There are...just two kinds of girls. Those who go downtown Saturday nights, and those who don’t." - Edna Ferber
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“There are…just two kinds of girls. Those who go downtown Saturday nights, and those who don’t.” – Edna Ferber

26) Saturday evening quotes by Ina Garten.

59 Saturday Quotes - "I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner." - Ina Garten
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“I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner.” – Ina Garten

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through." - Anthony Burgess
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“Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.” – Anthony Burgess

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love." - C.J. Carlyon
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“Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.” – C.J. Carlyon

29) Happy Saturday quotes and sayings.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Happy Saturday. Make today a very blessed day! Have fun. Make friends! Use your time and do great things! Today is your day! Good morning." - Unknown
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“Happy Saturday. Make today a very blessed day! Have fun. Make friends! Use your time and do great things! Today is your day! Good morning.” – Unknown

30) Funny Saturday quotes when you’re middle-aged.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." - Ogden Nash
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“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” – Ogden Nash

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59 Saturday Quotes - "I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks." - Barack Obama
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“I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.” – Barack Obama

32) Happy Saturday quotes and images.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Happy Saturday!" - Unknown
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“Happy Saturday!” – Unknown

33) Funny Saturday morning quotes.

59 Saturday Quotes - "On Saturday morning, I like to get up early and go out - TV is banned!" - Debra Stephenson
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“On Saturday morning, I like to get up early and go out – TV is banned!” – Debra Stephenson

34) Funny Saturday quotes and trying to sleep in.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face." - Dan Pearce
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“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.” – Dan Pearce

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59 Saturday Quotes - "No work is pending, all the duties done, join the Saturday party, let’s have some fun. Good morning. Happy Saturday." - Unknown
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“No work is pending, all the duties done, join the Saturday party, let’s have some fun. Good morning. Happy Saturday.” – Unknown

36) Sweet Saturday quotes and images are worth the wait.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days." - Charmaine J. Forde
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“Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.” – Charmaine J. Forde

37) God created man…and funny Saturday quotes.

59 Saturday Quotes - "On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday." - Robert Brault
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“On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday.” – Robert Brault

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59 Saturday Quotes - "It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it." - Unknown
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“It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it.” – Unknown

39) Relaxing Saturday quotes and sayings

59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday, please stay." - Unknown

“Saturday, please stay.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday." - Unknown

“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans." - Mike Birbiglia
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“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans.” – Mike Birbiglia

42) Peaceful Saturday quotes and sayings.

59 Saturday Quotes - Happy Saturday!" - Unknown
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Happy Saturday!” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Smile, it’s Saturday!" - Unknown
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“Smile, it’s Saturday!” – Unknown

44) Happy Saturday quotes and images.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Happy Saturday. Sprinkle a little love into someone's heart today! Be a friend, be a blessing, spread joy everywhere you go. The world would be a much better place if we all focused a little more on kindness." - Unknown
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“Happy Saturday. Sprinkle a little love into someone’s heart today! Be a friend, be a blessing, spread joy everywhere you go. The world would be a much better place if we all focused a little more on kindness.” – Unknown

45) Saturday quotes and images for anime fans.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It's unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale." - Wataru Watari
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“Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale.” – Wataru Watari

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59 Saturday Quotes - "There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation." - Nora Roberts
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“There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation.” – Nora Roberts

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine." - Unknown
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“Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make, bottle or draft." - Unknown
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“It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make, bottle or draft.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." - Unknown
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“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Unknown

50) Smile with Saturday quotes and sayings.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Welcome this morning with a smile! Happy Saturday! If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine." - Unknown
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“Welcome this morning with a smile! Happy Saturday! If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine.” – Unknown

51) Saturday quotes and images by Anthony T. Hincks

59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment." - Anthony T. Hincks
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“Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment.” – Anthony T. Hincks

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you." - Anthony T. Hincks
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“Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you.” – Anthony T. Hincks

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Happy Saturday! When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself." - Tecumseh
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“Happy Saturday! When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself.” – Tecumseh

54) Multi-slacking and funny Saturday quotes.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Today is Saturday, which means that today I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking." - Unknown
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“Today is Saturday, which means that today I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "I wish you that this Saturday be your day of days." - Unknown

“I wish you that this Saturday be your day of days.” – Unknown

56) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of Saturday quotes…

59 Saturday Quotes - "Happy Saturday. Wishing you a fabulous weekend. May your days be filled with fabulous thoughts, fabulous people and fabulous moments." - Unknown
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“Happy Saturday. Wishing you a fabulous weekend. May your days be filled with fabulous thoughts, fabulous people and fabulous moments.” – Unknown

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59 Saturday Quotes - "When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long." - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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59 Saturday Quotes - "Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it’s probably because you need the sleep." - Sophia Bush
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“Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it’s probably because you need the sleep.” – Sophia Bush

59) Some of our favorite Saturday quotes and images.

59 Saturday Quotes - "Saturday, you’ve always been my favorite!" - Unknown

“Saturday, you’ve always been my favorite!” – Unknown

I hope you enjoyed these funny Saturday quotes!

"Saturday is a day for sleeping and dammit, you will not take that away from me!"
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“Saturday is a day for sleeping and dammit, you will not take that away from me!”

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