Sarcasm is something many people wish they had in their arsenal when it comes to creating a quick-witter sarcastic comment. It’s not something you have to be born with but with a little practice, everyone can become a king or queen of sarcasm by reading some funny sarcastic quotes.
When somebody insults you, it’s a war of words and a creative comeback can shut down any hater. We scoured the web for some of the best sarcastic quotes and present you with 67 of the best quotes ever! I hope you enjoy them and if you do, please share them on social media and spread the love.
1) Let the sarcastic quotes begin!
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Here’s a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-01.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Here’s a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.”
2)
!["I’m not always rude and sarcastic...Sometimes I’m asleep."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-02.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“I’m not always rude and sarcastic…Sometimes I’m asleep.”
3) Sarcastic Quotes by Oscar Wilde
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-03.jpg?resize=720%2C360&ssl=1)
“I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde
4)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-04.jpg?resize=720%2C540&ssl=1)
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
5)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast." - Oscar Wilde](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-05.jpg?resize=720%2C800&ssl=1)
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.” – Oscar Wilde
6) Funny sarcastic quotes that are 100% relatable.
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "It’s amazing how you can have to worst day ever, but still laugh at yourself when you push a door that says pull."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-06.jpg?resize=720%2C1079&ssl=1)
“It’s amazing how you can have to worst day ever, but still laugh at yourself when you push a door that says pull.”
7)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-07.jpg?resize=720%2C405&ssl=1)
“Murphy’s Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.”
8)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-08.jpg?resize=720%2C399&ssl=1)
“Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?”
9)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-09.jpg?resize=720%2C522&ssl=1)
“Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.”
10) Sarcasm quotes that make you think!
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Sarcasm: Because murder charges are expensive."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-10.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Sarcasm: Because murder charges are expensive.”
11)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-11.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.”
12) Sarcastic quotes for friends AND enemies…
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-12.jpg?resize=720%2C540&ssl=1)
“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?”
13)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "I clapped because it’s finished...Not because I liked it..."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-13.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“I clapped because it’s finished…Not because I liked it…”
14) Sarcastic Quotes by Robin Williams
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Do you think God gets stoned? I think so...look at the platypus." - Robin Williams](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-14.jpg?resize=720%2C405&ssl=1)
“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so…look at the platypus.” – Robin Williams
15)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-15.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams
16)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-48.jpg?resize=720%2C1080&ssl=1)
“Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.” – Robin Williams
17) Sarcastic quotes about people and life in general.
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-16.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.”
18)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-17.jpg?resize=720%2C950&ssl=1)
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
19)
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "Find your patience before I lose mine."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-18.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Find your patience before I lose mine.”
20) Time to follow sarcastic quoters…
![67 Sarcastic Quotes - "*follows diet* *diet doesn't follow back* *unfollows diet*"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-19.jpg?resize=720%2C683&ssl=1)
“*follows diet* *diet doesn’t follow back* *unfollows diet*”
21)
!["Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-20.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.”
22) Are you enjoying these sarcastic quotes? I told you so.
!["The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so." - Gore Vidal](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-21.jpg?resize=720%2C506&ssl=1)
“The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.” – Gore Vidal
23)
!["If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you." - Billy Wilder](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-22.jpg?resize=720%2C402&ssl=1)
“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” – Billy Wilder
24)
!["If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-23.jpg?resize=720%2C360&ssl=1)
“If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
25) Sarcastic quotes on stupidity.
!["Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." - Walter Kerr](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-24.jpg?resize=720%2C365&ssl=1)
“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.” – Walter Kerr
26)
!["Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery." - Erma Bombeck](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-25.jpg?resize=720%2C750&ssl=1)
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
27) Sarcastic quotes for the haters.
!["I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-26.jpg?resize=720%2C689&ssl=1)
“I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”
28)
!["History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." - Abba Eban](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-27.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” – Abba Eban
29)
!["Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-28.jpg?resize=720%2C1200&ssl=1)
“Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.”
30) Humor and sarcastic quotes go together!
!["I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-29.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”
31)
!["If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit [censored] finding me."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-30.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit [censored] finding me.”
32) Sarcastic quotes by Albert Einstein.
!["In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep." - Albert Einstein](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-31.jpg?resize=720%2C405&ssl=1)
“In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.” – Albert Einstein
33)
!["Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Albert Einstein](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-32.jpg?resize=720%2C378&ssl=1)
“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.” – Albert Einstein
34)
!["Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." - Joan Crawford](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-33.jpg?resize=720%2C980&ssl=1)
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
35) Just understand these sarcastic quotes, Homer!
!["Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer Simpson](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-34.jpg?resize=720%2C374&ssl=1)
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” – Homer Simpson
36)
!["Murphy's Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-35.jpg?resize=720%2C742&ssl=1)
“Murphy’s Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.”
37) We’ll just say it. These are sarcastic quotes about idiots.
!["Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-36.jpg?resize=720%2C950&ssl=1)
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
38)
!["Look at you, you’re in perfect shape. For a circle."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-37.jpg?resize=720%2C480&ssl=1)
“Look at you, you’re in perfect shape. For a circle.”
39)
!["I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-38.jpg?resize=720%2C898&ssl=1)
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”
40) Gotta love funny sarcastic quotes about marriage!
!["A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-39.jpg?resize=720%2C378&ssl=1)
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
41)
!["Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-40.jpg?resize=720%2C378&ssl=1)
“Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.”
42)
!["Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!" - Groucho Marx](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-41.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!” – Groucho Marx
43) Here’s some sarcastic quotes for Instagram…
!["Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-42.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.”
44)
!["Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-43.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
45) More sarcastic quotes about life.
!["I’m not saying I hate you. What I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-44.jpg?resize=720%2C589&ssl=1)
“I’m not saying I hate you. What I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
46)
!["It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-45.jpg?resize=720%2C980&ssl=1)
“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
47)
!["I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-46.jpg?resize=720%2C460&ssl=1)
“I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.”
48)
!["People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-47.jpg?resize=720%2C693&ssl=1)
“People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.”
49)
!["The road to success is always under construction."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-49.jpg?resize=720%2C1022&ssl=1)
“The road to success is always under construction.”
50) Sarcastic quotes that walk a fine line between rude and funny.
!["I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-50.jpg?resize=720%2C719&ssl=1)
“I’m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn’t really prepared for any follow-up conversation.”
51)
!["Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupid."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-51.jpg?resize=720%2C542&ssl=1)
“Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupid.”
52)
!["People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." - Winnie the Pooh from "Christopher Robin"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-52.jpg?resize=720%2C1080&ssl=1)
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh from “Christopher Robin”
53)
!["I’m not saying I hate you. But, I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-53.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“I’m not saying I hate you. But, I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.”
54)
!["Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-54.jpg?resize=720%2C1080&ssl=1)
“Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”
55) Funny sarcastic quotes for work!
!["So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-55.jpg?resize=720%2C712&ssl=1)
“So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out.”
56)
!["There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-56.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.”
57)
!["Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." - Ashleigh Brilliant](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-57.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
58)
!["I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-58.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”
59)
!["I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." - Woody Allen](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-59.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” – Woody Allen
60) Sarcastic quotes about love and relationships.
!["Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-60.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
61)
!["Sarcasm - The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-61.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“Sarcasm – The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.”
62)
!["If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married you can’t even change the TV channel."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-62.jpg?resize=720%2C717&ssl=1)
“If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married you can’t even change the TV channel.”
63)
!["If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-63.jpg?resize=720%2C550&ssl=1)
“If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
64) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of sarcastic quotes…
!["What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera." - Aldous Huxley](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-64.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera.” – Aldous Huxley
65)
!["When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-65.jpg?resize=720%2C720&ssl=1)
“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
66)
!["I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK"?"](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-66.jpg?resize=720%2C774&ssl=1)
“I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing “K” instead of “OK”?”
67) I hope you enjoyed these sarcastic quotes.
!["You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes are closed."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sarcastic-quotes-67.jpg?resize=720%2C1279&ssl=1)
“You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes are closed.”
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