She Started Singing About Older Ladies and What They Did Next Had Me in Stitches!

"Older Ladies" by Donnalou Stevens.

You’re only as old as you feel and Donnalou Stevens wants every lady to know that true beauty is not about appearance, it’s about choosing to be kind no matter what. California-based singer and songwriter Donnalou Stevens performs an incredibly delightful song entitled ‘Older Ladies’ and it’s dedicated to every woman regardless of their age.

One thing we all have in common is that we all get older; however, it doesn’t mean that we can’t be stylish seniors or continue doing the things we love. This country western anthem for all women will make you laugh and the lyrics will inspire every woman to feel good about themselves.

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‘Older Ladies’ Lyrics by Donnalou Stevens

Well, I ain’t 16, not a beauty queen,
My eyes are baggin’ and my skin is saggin’,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

But I ain’t 20 either and I don’t care neither,
My hair is gray and I like it that way,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll,
If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold,
If you wanna younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea,
Cuz if you can’t see what it is you have,
Then you ain’t getting me.

I got cellulite and achin’ feet,
My thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle and wiggle,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

My tummy ain’t tucked or liposucked,
It’s a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

See, I’m no longer desperate. I’ll only have a man,
if he has the smarts to see how HOT that I still am, 
If you want a younger model, I wish you well sweet pea,
If you can’t see what it is you have, you ain’t having me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!!!

I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck,
It makes a double chin whenever I grin,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

I got saggy breasts that droop from my chest,
Purt near down all the way to my nest,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll,
If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold,
If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea,
Cuz if you can’t see what it is you’ve got,
You ain’t getting me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… what are we ladies? We’re DIVINE!

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