Have you seen those old man memes going around lately? They’re pretty hilarious. I don’t know who started making them, but they’re everywhere on the interweb. Some of them are just downright silly, while others are pretty clever.
But no matter what, they’re all entertaining to look at and they make us smile. If you haven’t seen them yet, I searched the interwebs just for you and included 67 of my personal favorites. Remember, life is short so make the most of it and enjoy it!
Let the old man memes begin!
1) “You’re a tease, keep it up and we’ll see what happens. If you can keep it up, we’ll see what happens.”
2) “In my day the abacus was high-tech and we liked it.”
3) “As a kid, grumpy old man. As an adult, hero.”
4) “Ash Ketchum, age 75. Still trying to catch them all!”
5) “At the end of the day, I wish people would quit saying at the end of the day.”
6) “Back in my day, we only had 150 Pokemon.”
7) “Happy birthday, old man! Found one of your baby pics.”
8) “My bones be crack-a-lacking.”
9) “Bungie cord for when a belt just isn’t enough.”
Memes about becoming an older guy when listening to the radio.
10) “When you change it to ‘classic rock’ expecting Led Zeppelin but get Weezer.”
11) “Complains that you wear pants too low. Wears pants too high.”
12) “Back in my day, we called him Snoop Dogg.”
13) “Dudes be like I’m ready to settle down now.”
14) “Epic. The fact that he can still do this.”
15) “Every actor’s favorite actor. Only one Oscar nomination.”
16) “Excuse my old man cynicism but [censore] your flat-billed ball caps kids.”
17) “I feel like I just missed a miracle on the beach.”
18) “5th graders when someone acts like they’re smoking a cigarette by exhaling in the cold.”
19) “Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car. I open the door and pushed her out.”
Admit it, you love dirty old man memes!
20) “I gender identify as a dirty old man. Live as who you are and love who you love!”
21) “Getting older is such an adventure. Like, is the chest pain indigestion, or a heart attack? Can’t wait to see if I”m alive in an hour.”
22) “This old guy with a goat totally looks like Geri (Pixar).”
23) “Glad I survived your Facebook friend purge. Now I can go back to having no clue who you are.”
24) “Happy birthday u old angry man.”
25) “My old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium…A master.”
26) “Hehe! This gym is great! It’s full of women! Haha! This gym is great! It’s full of strong trainers! What the hell happened to you old man? You used to be all over the ladies; Now you’re just boring and non-perverted. You’ve changed and I don’t like it.”
27) “I hit my knee against something, and it hurt. What was it? My balls.”
28) “How you celebrate every birthday after 23.”
29) “I paid off my student loans yesterday! Here I am out celebrating.”
Forget Squid Game. I have to work on my onion game like this guy!
30) “If you’re sad, look at how happy this man is with his onion.”
31) “In my times, we had no MemeCenter. Your life must’ve been terrible.”
32) “Back in my day, it was cold as [censored] in December.”
33) “Kitchen knives. Now in handy domestic violence size.”
34) “You know you are growing old when happy hour is a nap!”
35) “Oh look, the antacid I’ve been taking for 30 years causes Alzheimer’s. Oh look, the antacid I’ve been taking for 30 years causes Alzheimer’s.”
36) “Loses argument. Still convinced he’s right because he’s old.”
37) “You make me feel old and stupid.”
38) “Man tip: No woman has ever started an argument with a man while he was dusting, vacuuming, or washing the dishes…”
39) “Me: The internet used to come in through the phone. It made a terrible noise, like robots screaming. Grandson: Hush grandpa take your pills.”
When I think of old man memes, I think of this…
40) “My memory’s not what it used to be. My memory’s not what it used to be.”
41) “My wife said ‘You’re not even listening to me, are you?’ I said ‘That’s a weird way to start a conversation.'”
42) “My new Saturday night thing: Old man yells at cloud.”
43) “I’ve never noticed this until now. The three vases behind me spell ‘LOL.'”
44) “Nintendo? I thought we bombed that place.”
45) “Old [censored] hunter.”
46) “Ooh, my wife sent me an e-mail, it says ‘I’m breaking up with you.’ Later she responds back with an ‘Oops, wrong person.'”
47) “Oops…I pooped.”
48) “People are making end of the world jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”
49) “Back in my day, I played Minecraft without the editor mode.”
Old man memes will make you feel like a million bucks.
50) “So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, ‘Can I help you find anything else today?’ She responded with, ‘A million bucks.’ The elderly man behind her said, ‘Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.’ Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten. This man is at least 80 years old and his [censored] game is immortal.”
51) “I still have very bad arthritis. It’s not funny.”
52) “50 MPH? I’m sure they meant 30.”
53) “When the teacher says ‘dude’ to the class.”
54) “10-year-old girls are crying because they broke up with their boyfriend. When I was 10, I cried because missed the morning cartoons.”
55) “When the old guy in the men’s locker room catches you looking at his Weiner for the fourth time this week.”
56) “There, taxes are done. Potholes should be filled soon.”
57) “They may take my driver’s license…But they’ll never take away my freedom!”
58) “This is every old man’s Facebook profile picture and it’s always uploaded 9 times.”
59) “Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked.”
This list wouldn’t be complete without gold digger memes!
60) “Rich old guys with an 18-year-old girlfriend: Use us for our money. We’re cool with that.”
61) “Back in my day, we didn’t have cell phones and we got along just fine.”
62) “When it’s 2nd April and your life is still a joke.”
Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of old man memes…
63) “I wish I weren’t an old man…Poof! Son-of-a…”
64) “I woke up late forgetting it’s my bday.”
65) “Wow, that’s hilarious. The last time I heard something that funny, I fell off my dinosaur.”
66) “Yes, I still eat Taco Bell! The gas it makes enforces social distancing.”
67) “You punks. People tell me the average family has 1.93 children. I am here to tell you that you are the one that wasn’t even finished.”
I hope you enjoyed these funny old man memes!
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