If there’s one thing that the minions have taught us, it’s that we all need a good laugh in our lives. And the Despicable Me films have been box office successes for a good reason…They make us feel good! If you’ve watched all of the Despicable Me movies, you’ll know that they are full of great minion quotes from not only those loveable minions but the entire cast of characters.
But in case you’ve been living under a rock and you’re not familiar with Minions, they are cute little yellow creatures and they are absolutely adorable. Almost as adorable as the 49 funny Minion quotes and images that we scoured the interwebs to find just for you. Enjoy!
Let the minion quotes and funny images begin!
1) “C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?” – Minions
2) “Banana!” – Stuart
3) “Bedtime story?” – Bob
4) “I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
5) “Bigger boom, okay!” – Minions
6) “NarBut all was not lost, for one minion had a plan. His name was Kevin.” – Narrator
7) “By the time she was 13, she built a criminal empire!” – Tina Nelson
8) “Doctor: Do you exercise? Me: I’m a runner. I run from my problems, I run late, and I run out of money.”
9) “England! England! England!” – Minions
10) “Have you ever just looked at someone and said, ‘Seriously?'”
11) “Everyone has the right to be stupid. It’s just that some people abuse the privilege.”
12) “I don’t fart. I whisper in my underwear.”
13) “Freeze ray!” – Young Gru
14) “Gentlemen do not steal ladies’ crowns!” – Queen Elizabeth II
Funny Minion Quotes by Tina Nelson
15) “I’m going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that’s who I would want to work for.” – Tina Nelson
16) “A group of kids is called a migraine.”
17) “You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.”
18) “Heck, yes, I’m short. God only lets things grow until they’re perfect. Some of us didn’t take as long as others.”
19) “Oh, honey! Women don’t snore, we purr.”
20) “I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.” – Scarlet Overkill
21) “This is torture! Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional!” – Herb Overkill
22) “Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?” – Scarlet Overkill
23) “King Bob!” – Bob
24) “Maturity is when you don’t broadcast your emotions on Facebook for sympathy.”
25) “Maybe I’ll settle them down with a bedtime story.” – Scarlet Overkill
26) “Mi bellas!” – Stuart
27) “Mind the gap! Mind the gap! Mind the gap!” – Minions
28) “Minions! Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names, Dave, Carl, oh, that one is Norbit. He is an idiot. They all share the same goal: To serve the most despicable master around.” – Narrator
29) “I missed you. H. It’s me, I’m the H. Also there was no bird. Also me.” – Herb Overkill
It’s always a party with a piñata!
30) “No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!” – Minions
31) “No, no! Te-la piñata!” – Minions
32) “I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”
33) “Oh, hey! Looka! C’est un banono!” – Minions
34) “Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all their friends a job working for her. Everyone would be so happy. All the 3 little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned…But that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves the princess, so the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown…But the little piggies weren’t up to the challenge. They failed their mission, so the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! The end.” – Scarlet Overkill
35) “Si si! Buena!” – Minions
36) “Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. Respect power!” – Scarlet Overkill
37) “So…You came for the queen’s crown, did ya? Well, you’re gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!” – Tower Guard
38) “The center of a donut is 100% fat-free.”
39) “They found sanctuary. The Minions…Were safe.” – Narrator
40) “You think it’s funny to mock the elderly, do ya?” – Tower Guard
41) “This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. I love England. Their music, the fashion. I’m seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. Anyway. This pale drink of water oversees it all. I’m her biggest fan, loved her work. And I really, really, really want her crown!” – Scarlet Overkill
42) “You’re going to Villain-Con, aren’t you?” – Walter Nelson
43) “Villain-Con!” – Bob
44) “Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution! Get them!” – Scarlet Overkill
45) “Oh, Walter, look, these adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too.” – Madge Nelson
46) “Work for me, and Work for me, and all this will be yours: respect, power…” – Scarlet Overkill
47) “Wow, these cats are pumped!” – Herb Overkill
48) “Uh, la cucaracha?” – Kevin
49) “You stole my dream. I was going to conquer England someday. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. Every moment was planned. I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up!” – Scarlet Overkill
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