Millennials Are Choosing Pets Over Kids and Posting Hilarious Memes About Their Choice

Millennials get criticized for a lot of things but many reasons for that is that they are not satisfied with the status quo. And that could be a good thing. For generations, we’ve been told to get a job, find love, get married, have kids, and retire.

Today, people are working longer than before because people are living longer than before and they love what they do. Also, millennials are choosing pets over kids because dogs and cats don’t waste money, they’re always happy to see you, and they don’t scream for hours on end. While many millennials enjoy having kids, the following 33 people hilariously posted their reasons why they chose pets over kids and you know what…they may be on to something!

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Millennials Choosing Pets Over Kids - "Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter."

“Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.”

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Millennials Choosing Pets Over Kids - "I hate when I say I don't want kids and someone says that will change...No it won't. Just accept the fact not everyone wants kids and I'm one of them. I rather have a dog..."

“I hate when I say I don’t want kids and someone says that will change…No it won’t. Just accept the fact not everyone wants kids and I’m one of them. I rather have a dog…”

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Millennials Choosing Pets Over Kids - "Why is this even a debate? Dogs and cats and hamsters and birds and literally EVERY ANIMAL is better than humans, any time."

“Why is this even a debate? Dogs and cats and hamsters and birds and literally EVERY ANIMAL is better than humans, any time.”

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Millennials Choosing Pets Over Kids - "I have dogs instead of children because I would rather ruin my carpet than ruin my life."

“I have dogs instead of children because I would rather ruin my carpet than ruin my life.”

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Millennials Choosing Pets Over Kids - "Dogs welcome inside. Please tie children to post out front."

“Dogs welcome inside. Please tie children to post out front.”

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“My mum kept my baby clothes she knitted for me so I could put them on my future children so I did.”

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“When someone shows me a photo of their kid vs their dog.”

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“After doing some science, I found statistical evidence why are dogs are better than babies.”

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“Where do you see yourself in 10 years?”

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“Dogs are furry children that will never ask for money, a car or a phone. And they are always glad to see you.”

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“What’s the worst pet to have? Dog, cat, or a kid.”

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“More young women choosing dogs over motherhood.”

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“Mom: how many kids do you want? Me: just two.”

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“I want dogs to be allowed at more places and I want children under 6 to not be.”

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“When someone asks me when I’m going to have kids…”

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“Looking for the right person to raise a dog with.”

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“Others: How many kids to you want? Me: Oh just one.”

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“When your friend’s baby shower invite says ‘bring your own baby’.”

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“Everybody getting married and having kids and I’m over here like.”

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“Date: Do you want kids someday? Me: Oh yes, I want a large family.”

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“Everyone keeps popping out kids and I’m over here like, ‘My dogs are awesome!'”

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“[Last 2 people on earth] Millennial guy: I don’t want kids. Millennial girl: Ya, I just wanna travel. *adopts a dog* *entire species goes extinct*”

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“Millennials are buying homes because of their dogs. Not their children or marriages. They want a better yard for their best friend.”

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“Family and friends: What could be better than having kids?! Me: Pugs, pugs and more pugs…”

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“Something I never understood. Person: I don’t want pets. Society: Yeah, pets are a big responsibility, not everyone has the time or money for that, and not everyone likes animals. Person: I don’t want kids. Society: Whaaaat? How can you not want kids? You’ll surely change your mind when you have your own! Your life is pointless without them! Procreate!”

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“This sounds like a best case scenario for me. 2017 – Millennials buy dogs instead of engaging in committed relationships. No children are born. The human race dies out.”

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“Dogs welcome. Kids on a leash please.”

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“Your baby might be adorable but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt.”

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“Raising a dog. If he slips out of your arm, he’ll probably end up on his feet. People will look at you funny if you breastfeed them in public. For a couple of hundred bucks you can pretty much get everything you need to take care of him. Raising a kid. If he slips out of your arms, you’ll probably end up in jail. For some reason, people will also look at you funny if you breastfeed them in public. You will never have money again for the rest of your entire life.”

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“Do I love my dog like you love your kids? Yes I do. Let’s face it, he’s just better.”

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“Dogs and cats are better than kids because they eat less, don’t ask for money…and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.”

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“Dogs are so much better than a screaming, crying, helpless baby. The world is way overpopulated.”

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