Are you a car enthusiast who loves a good laugh? Do you find yourself constantly dealing with car troubles and the never-ending maintenance that comes with them? I know I do! I find myself at my local garage a little too often and on a recent trip, I thought, “Why not make a list of funny mechanic memes?”
Whether you love cars but never open the hood or you’re a self-proclaimed grease monkey and fix cars for a living, I’m sure you’re going to love these memes. From the frustration of trying to diagnose a mysterious engine issue to the joy of finally fixing a long-standing problem, these memes are sure to have you laughing out loud. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these funny and relatable memes that only car mechanics will truly understand.
1) Let the mechanic memes begin!
“I’m a mechanic, I promise.”
2) Mechanic memes when you need auto body repair.
“Are you able to repair the car? Of course…”
3) Mechanic memes prove that being a car mechanic isn’t stressful at all!
“Being a mechanic isn’t stressful at all” – Josh, 25 years old
4) Funny memes when you’re dating or married to a mechanic.
“[censored] might be taking the car but the judge didn’t say anything about the engine.”
5) Even a mechanic would shake his head at memes like this one!
“I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off – with a pen, on paper – that I’m not a robot. *sweats coolant*”
“My car is making a horrible noise. Have you tried removing the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?”
7) Mechanic memes that prove repairing cars isn’t quantum physics.
“Customer that thinks I’m the best mechanic ever. Me after punching the dash and the fuel gauge starts working.”
“Explaining to a mechanic what’s wrong with my car.”
“Him: You need a new transmission. Her: What’s a transmission? Him: Haha…did I say 1? I meant to say you need 2 new transmissions.”
10) Horsepower + Torque = Funny mechanic memes.
“Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you.”
“How I feel when I fix something.”
mekanic. Mehcanik. Mechanick. I fix cars.”
“You know it’s bad when your mechanic calls in two priests.”
“Me at the mechanic trying to look tough so they don’t scam me.”
15) Will the real mechanic memes please stand up?
“Everybody’s a mechanic until the real mechanic shows up.”
“Mechanics after successfully convincing a single mother to pay $470 for an oil change.”
“How I spend my time in the garage: Cleaning. Bodywork. Welding. Painting. Trying to find that tool that was just in my hand 5 [censored] seconds ago.”
“My dad (driving my car): How long has your car been doing this? Me: Doing what?”
“Piece of [censored] Disclaimer: Your car is obviously a ‘Piece of [censored].’ Under no circumstances will we be responsible for anything that goes wrong while your car is in our shop. We will not accept the phrase ‘Ever since you worked on my car…’ or the phrase ‘My car didn’t do this before…’ Please understand the reasoning behind this policy. If you are willing to agree with this, please sign below. Thank you…The Management.”
20) Thankfully, these mechanic memes are 100% free!
“Please help! Not homeless. Just need money for new injectors, turbo, intake, and some dyno tuning.”
“So what’s your favorite car? Lamborghini Mustang.”
“How to stay financially stable in life. Step 1: Don’t get into cars. The end.”
“I’ve told you 3 times to go to the waiting room. Now I’m not going to work on your car until you go away.”
“Warning: Do not disturb the mechanic. Serious injury or death may occur.”
25) Funny mechanic memes only car enthusiasts will understand.
“When was the head gasket last replaced? It doesn’t have one, I did the delete it. The what?”
“Well, there’s your problem. Your engine is a metaphor for civilization falling into ruin and slowly being reclaimed by nature.”
“When you realize you’re now on day 2 of what was supposed to be a 45-minute install.”
“Women be like…It just started making this horrible sound a few days ago.”
“Work smarter, not harder.”
30) Gotta love funny mechanic memes!
“O’Reilly workers be like…Wiper blades? Is that a 2-wheel drive or 4-wheel drive?”
“When you roll out from under your [censored] after taking a face full of dirt and rust, and your buddy asks if you want a beer.”
I hope you enjoyed these mechanic memes!
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