How time flies. It feels just like yesterday that I rented a VHS copy of Home Alone and enjoyed what would become a Christmas classic. Now, almost 30 years later I get to enjoy the movie every year along with funny Home Alone memes!
Written by John Hughes who wrote and directed some of the most memorable 80s comedies, it was fitting to see the 90s start off with a John Hughes blockbuster. I was already familiar with Macauley Culkin from another hilarious John Hughes movie, Uncle Buck. So to see him only a year or two later in a Christmas blockbuster, it was great to see him in another role.
If you love Home Alone and Home Alone 2 as much as I do, I’m sure you’ll love these 43 funny Home Alone memes we picked out just for you! Enjoy and Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!
1) Let the Home Alone memes begin!
“Home Alone villains when I watched it as a kid vs. Home Alone villains when I rewatched it as an adult.”
“Beat that you little trout sniffer.”
“I believe ya but my Tommy gun don’t.”
“Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.”
5) Home Alone 2 memes featuring a young Rob Schneider playing the role of Cedric.
“Do you know how the TV works? I’m ten years old. TV’s my life.”
“I’m eating junk food and watching rubbish. You’d better come out and stop me!”
“Every day I’m shovelin’.”
8) Home Alone memes featuring that scene with Donald Trump.
“Excuse me, where’s the lobby? I don’t know but the launch code is 8675309.” Fun fact: Did you know Donald Trump has the owner of The Plaza Hotel when Home Alone 2 was filmed?
“You’re what the French call les incompetents.”
10) Funny Home Alone memes featuring Macauley Culkin’s brother Kieran Culkin playing the role of Fuller McCallister.
“Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi.”
“Funnily enough we never lose our luggage.”
“You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?”
13) Home Alone memes that will make you ‘Scream’ with laughter.
“Hello? I know you’re home alone. Do you wanna die tonight? The end!”
“When you’re home alone and someone uses your driveway to turn around.”
15) Home Alone memes featuring Catherine O’Hara as Kevin’s mom, Kate McCallister.
“House too big. Forgets child.”
How you check your house when you’re home alone and hear a noise.”
“I made my family disappear. I made my family disappear!”
“If you ever feel stupid, remember this guy was almost killed by an 8-year-old.”
“In the movie Home Alone, the producers thought it would be too mean to use a real girl for the pic of Buzz’s unattractive girlfriend, so they used the art director’s son. Art Director’s son:”
20) We’re also not sure if these memes are also approved by the American Dental Association.
“Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?”
“Keep the change you filthy animal.”
“Kevin, you’re what the French call ‘les incompetents.’ Siri, please translate ‘les incompetents.’ She’s calling you an idiot, Kevin. Bite me, Linnie.”
23) The finest Home Alone 2 memes you’ll ever find…
“What kind of idiots are working here? The finest in New York.”
“Knock knock knockin’ on Kevin’s door.”
25) Home Alone memes then and now will blow your mind!
“Macaulay Culkin is now the same age as Marv from Home Alone.”
“Kevin McCallister…The original home defense advocate.”
27) 100% relatable Home Alone memes…
“Me enjoying my winter break. Work.”
“Mom? Dad? Hello, I’m home alone. Kevin, I’m so sorry! We just boarded but I’ll get off the plane and come right home! The end.”
“Name a character that went thru more pain than her. I’ll wait.”
30) Home Alone memes featuring our favorite bumbling house burglars, Harry and Marv brilliantly played by Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.
“Nice night for a neck injury! Suck brick kid!”
“Harry I’ve reached the top!”
“Kevin, you’re such a disease.”
“The look every kid gets when they’re planning something sinister.”
“These guys might be idiots, but they are [censored] immortal.”
35) Timeless Home Alone memes for a timeless movie…
“This movie is timeless…Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a Happy New Year.”
“Two most dangerous people in the world with prep time.”
37) Home Alone memes featuring a classic scene from the movie.
“I don’t want to see you again for the rest of my whole life. You’d feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn’t have a family.”
“Welcome to my nightmare!”
“Kevin, what did you do to my room? I beat up John Cena.”
40) Home Alone memes that only introverts will understand.
“When everybody is moaning about containment but all you ever wanted was being home alone.”
“Who agrees Uncle Frank from Home Alone should have been thrown out of the plane? I forgot my reading glasses.”
“Why the hell did you take your shoes off? Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”
“Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?”
I hope you enjoyed these Home Alone memes!
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