75 Funny Hockey Memes Poking Fun at NHL Greats

When it comes to hockey fans, they are the most passionate fans on earth. But what do you expect when you have the best game on earth! Hockey is full of history and anybody that was there for the longest playoff game in 1936 or game 8 of the 1972 Summit series can tell you that they are moments they’ll remember forever. Hockey memes are a celebration of the game.

We scoured the interweb for the best hockey memes ever and hope you enjoy this collection of 75 funny and relatable memes.

1) Let the funny hockey memes begin!

“We’ve all done this before.”

2) Let’s keep politics out of Toronto Maple Leafs hockey memes…but this is funny.

“Allow 550 frontline healthcare workers to tonight’s game so when the Toronto Maple Leafs choke, help is nearby.”

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“Quite possibly the best hockey sign EVER: Are you pregnant, ref? Because you missed 2 periods.”

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“Aww honey, it’s only a movie. Aww honey, it’s only a game 1”

5) Slapshot hockey memes featuring big scary pucks!

“Backup tendies are losers until you need them to save you from the big scary puck.”

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“Brad Marchand has been disciplined by the league.”

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“Connor McDavid…Best player ever to be the Arizona Coyotes bench.”

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“Does your dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. Canada lost the World Juniors with 19 first-round picks on their roster.”

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“Doritos: Nacho year.”

10) Time to dream about funny hockey memes.

“Dreaming about October like…”

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“Eat. Sleep. Wait for October.”

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“Everyone: It’s gonna suck for whoever wins the cup this year, lol. You can’t even celebrate with your fans or have a parade. The state of Florida: [laughter] You dumb [censored].”

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“My eyes!!!”

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“Fans during lockout: What the players think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What Gary Bettman thinks I am. What I think I do. What I actually do.”

15) Hockey memes for Sidney Crosby fans.

“When you find out summer is almost over.”

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“When Marc-André Fleury makes one mistake after playing unreal for the entire playoffs: I don’t want to play with you anymore.”

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“Football: I tossed the Vince Lombardi Trophy to someone whose job is to catch stuff. No! You’re disrespecting the craftsmanship behind it! Hockey: I pissed in the Stanley Cup. That’s alright, you won it and it’ll be cleaned anyways.”

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“Friend: Hey, wanna come over? Me: I can’t, I’m in space right now. Friend: I got tickets for a playoffs game. Me:”

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“Gary Bettman will be given a $1 billion raise because I don’t know the definition of consistency.”

20) Funny hockey memes featuring SpongeBob SquarePants.

“When Claude Giroux sees you.”

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“Montreal Canadiens: I go to America.”

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“God: And I created Eve and these animals so that you would not be alone. Adam: And who is that guy skating around? God: I don’t know. He was here when I got here.”

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“My heart: Bacon, cake, tacos, and hockey.”

24) Feel the excitement with Boston Bruins hockey memes.

“Hell yeah, Boston Bruins Stanley Cup champion shirts are coming.”

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“Hockey is ballet performed on knives by passionate beasts.”

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“How to catch a Canadian.”

27) Hungry for hockey goalie memes?

“I was hungry so I ate everyone.”

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“Imagine life without hockey…The horror.”

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“Why is baseball called America’s pastime? Because it passes time until hockey.”

30) Slapshot hockey memes that spell p-a-i-n.

“What it looks like standing in front of an incoming puck.”

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“Don’t just get excited…Get Vince Dunn destroying the Chicago Blackhawks excited!”

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“I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you want, but if the NHL goes on lockdown next year, I will find you and I will kill you.”

33) Let’s keep wishing with Toronto Maple Leafs hockey memes!

“When the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, I’ll marry my girlfriend.”

34) Get your priorities in order with NHL hockey memes

“To-Do List: Nothing. Watch NHL Playoffs.”

35) Funny relatable hockey memes for Canadians.

“Meanwhile in Canada…”

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“I miss hockey! Me too!”

37) Give it up for hockey mom memes.

“Hockey moms: What do you mean you forgot your stick?”

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“My reaction when someone says they don’t like hockey.”

39) 100% relatable NHL hockey memes.

“I miss NHL hockey…”

40) Funny hockey memes and Family Guy is the perfect combo.

“Nobody: Auston Matthews:”

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“Florida Panthers fans had the best ghost costumes I have ever seen.”

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“Parenting: You’re doing it right.”

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“Parents buy him all new equipment. Still worst kid on the team.”

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“What people visualize when someone says, “icing”. What I visualize.”

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“Hockey players be like, I’m not hurt.”

46) Are backup hockey goalie memes a thing?

“My roommate is the emergency backup goalie for the New York Rangers and this is the jersey they stick him with.”

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“Rooting for Tampa Bay Lightning to go back to back. Rooting for the Montreal Canadiens as the Cinderella story. Rooting for the New York Islanders just to [censored] with Toronto Maple Leafs fans. Rooting for ANYONE to win but Vegas Golden Knights.

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“I saw you kissing the Stanley Cup. Are you cheating on me?!”

49) You also don’t want to mess with these hockey goalie memes…

“What’s scarier than a 6’3″ 195 pound angry Philadelphia Flyers netminder? A 6’3″ 195 pound angry Philadelphia Flyers netminder wearing a blood-stained sweater.”

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“2nd Place Vegas Golden Knights who just beat 1st place Colorado Avalanche. Montreal Canadiens riding on the power of friendship.”

51) Hockey memes for Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers fans.

“Since 1991, the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers have combined the FIVE Stanley Cups, the most in that span!”

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“So you’re saying if I play hockey all the ladies will want me?”

53) Getting burned with Toronto Maple Leafs hockey memes.

“Toronto Maple Leafs and the Stanley Cup: Social distancing since 1967.”

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“Someone feed this child. For only 50 cents a day, you can give this child a meal other than sporting equipment.”

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“Thank you for saving my life. I’m literally a metal bar.”

56) Getting roasted with NHL hockey memes.

“The Los Angeles Kings were roasting other NHL teams before it was cool. Did you know? Most ducklings are ready to leave the nest within hours of hatching; Anaheim Ducks, however, tend to live in their parent’s basements until the age of 30.”

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“These perfect teammates…Cook Bacon.”

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“They say hockey players have drinking problems…It’s true.”

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“This is not a fight. This is a fight.”

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“This 3 months without hockey has been the worst time of my life. It’s been 9 days.”

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“Today is national choking awareness day. Well, it’s actually not, but it should be considering what happened on this date 8 years ago.”

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“Tom Wilson assaulting a player. The New York Rangers saying some mean words.”

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“Tonight we dance.”

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“Upon further review, Vince Dunn decapitated Drake Caggiula!”

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“Waiting for hockey season like…”

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“Warning: You might get in but you won’t get out!”

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“What are you doing? Watching hockey, why? Come over. But hockey. But my house. No, but hockey. Rachel. Hockey.”

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“When dad tells you to cut the shit.”

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“Who is this Jagr?? Or maybe it’s Yogger. Maybe it’s a soft “J”. Idiots…”

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“Why do Philadelphia Flyers fans drink out of saucers? Oh right, they haven’t had the Stanley Cup in almost 40 years.”

71) Toronto Maple Leafs hockey memes that are so close yet so far.

“The winners of the Stanley Cup are the Toronto Maple Leafs.”

72) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny hockey memes.

“When work doesn’t end until 6 pm and your hockey game starts at 6:30 pm.”

73) Watch the world burn with NHL hockey memes.

“Why would someone all the NHL to lockout? Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

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“You know what really grinds my gears? People that hate hockey.”

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“When your drunk friend has no clue how loud he’s being.”

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