79 Funny Sex Memes With Generous Amounts of Dirty and Sexy

Memes are generally funny but when it comes to sex memes, there is a fine line we try not to cross. We scoured the sexiest corners of the web to find some of the best memes we could find just for you! Here are 79 funny memes that have just the right amount of “dirty” and “sexy” to make them memorable.

1) Let the funny sex memes begin!

79 Sex Memes.

2)

79 Sex Memes - "You: Are u a bad girl ;) Me: I have disappointed everyone I've ever loved ;("

“You: Are u a bad girl 😉 Me: I have disappointed everyone I’ve ever loved ;(“

3)

"When he ask if you have any sex toys."

“When he asks if you have any sex toys.”

4)

79 Sex Memes - "When he asks if you're sure you want him to choke you harder because he's worried that you might die."

“When he asks if you’re sure you want him to choke you harder because he’s worried that you might die.”

5) Netflix and chill with funny sex memes.

79 Sex Memes - "Bae: It's movie night tonight... Me: What we watching? Bae: We're making one... Me:"

“Bae: It’s movie night tonight… Me: What we watching? Bae: We’re making one… Me:”

6)

79 Sex Memes - "When u be fake moaning in bed and he tags u in a meme bout killing the [censored].

“When u be fake moaning in bed and he tags u in a meme bout killing the [censored].

7)

79 Sex Memes - "Before [censored]. After [censored]"

“Before [censored]. After [censored]”

8)

79 Sex Memes - "When he says 'what u tryna do?' but u too shy to admit u tryna go back to his crib and ride his [censored] into the sunset."

“When he says ‘what u tryna do?’ but u too shy to admit u tryna go back to his crib and ride his [censored] into the sunset.”

9)

79 Sex Memes - "Cashier: Wow haha, big plans tonight? Lady: Go [censored] yourself Carol and do your damn job."

“Cashier: Wow haha, big plans tonight? Lady: Go [censored] yourself Carol and do your damn job.”

10) SpongeBob sex memes that are anything but PG-13.

79 Sex Memes - "Condoms are not 100% safe...My friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus."

“Condoms are not 100% safe…My friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.”

11)

79 Sex Memes - "Couples have dated for 10 years then get married and divorced after a year. Strangers have [censored] on the 1st date and now are celebrating their 15th anniversary. Some get married after 6 months and are still happily married. There is no formula for this. Do what makes you [censored] happy."

“Couples have dated for 10 years then get married and divorced after a year. Strangers have [censored] on the 1st date and now are celebrating their 15th anniversary. Some get married after 6 months and are still happily married. There is no formula for this. Do what makes you [censored] happy.”

12)

79 Sex Memes - "Crazy idea: How about y'all stop worrying about a woman's hymen, and put energy into finding a woman's [censored]?"

“Crazy idea: How about y’all stop worrying about a woman’s hymen, and put energy into finding a woman’s [censored]?”

13) Funny sex memes don’t get bigger than this!

79 Sex Memes - "[censored] are like paychecks! You don't know how your compares to others but you always hope yours is a little bigger."

“[censored] are like paychecks! You don’t know how yours compares to others but you always hope yours is a little bigger.”

14)

79 Sex Memes - "When you die being a hoe."

“When you die being a hoe.”

15) Funny sex memes for him.

79 Sex Memes - "Me discussing sports VS men discussing [censored]."

“Me discussing sports VS men discussing [censored].”

16)

"So you have any birdhouses I could have sex with? Sir, we only have birdhouses you can have sex with."

“So you have any birdhouses I could have sex with? Sir, we only have birdhouses you can have sex with.”

17) Funny sex memes are a treat.

79 Sex Memes - "[censored] means you get a treat afterward, yeah?"

“[censored] means you get a treat afterward, yeah?”

18)

79 Sex Memes - "(Driving test) Instructor: Turn the car on. Me: Umm ok. (rubbing interior) Do you like that? You filthy who-. Instructor: Ok we're done here."

“(Driving test) Instructor: Turn the car on. Me: Umm ok. (rubbing interior) Do you like that? You filthy who-. Instructor: Ok we’re done here.”

19)

79 Sex Memes - "Dudes love telling a woman how they like to see her in matching bra and panty sets, but be walking around in these. Boys."

“Dudes love telling a woman how they like to see her in matching bra and panty sets, but be walking around in these. Boys.”

20) Funny sex memes for him.

79 Sex Memes - "Eating [censored] coz you love it VS eating [censored] coz she asked you to."

“Eating [censored] coz you love it VS eating [censored] coz she asked you to.”

21)

"My favorite sex position is mutual hatred."

“My favorite sex position is mutual hatred.”

22) Giving her all Arthur sex memes.

"When you finally agree to a [censored] with your man but he's giving her all the [censored]..."

“When you finally agree to a [censored] with your man but he’s giving her all the [censored]…”

23)

"[censored]: What are you doing. Me: About to have an anxiety attack. [censored]: Without me ;)"

“[censored]: What are you doing. Me: About to have an anxiety attack. [censored]: Without me ;)”

24) Feeling a heartbeat with Arthur sex memes.

"When you get so MF [censored], you start to feel a heartbeat in ya [censored]."

“When you get so MF [censored], you start to feel a heartbeat in ya [censored].”

25) Funny sex memes are gonna make you crumb!

"I'm gonna crumb! I'm gonna crumb! I crumbed."

“I’m gonna crumb! I’m gonna crumb! I crumbed.”

26)

"When he says I got the lube."

“When he says I got the lube.”

27)

"Hardcore [censored]. That sounds like an interesting recipe."

“Hardcore [censored]. That sounds like an interesting recipe.”

28)

"When he starts yelling too many instructions while y'all having sex. 'Now flip over...On your side...Turn around...Look at me..."

“When he starts yelling too many instructions while y’all having sex. ‘Now flip over…On your side…Turn around...Look at me…”

29) After sex memes.

"Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're [censored]..."

“Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re [censored]…”

30) Funny sex memes for him.

"Her: You pulled out, right? Me: Yup."

“Her: You pulled out, right? Me: Yup.”

31)

"Him: Whos my dirty little [censored]? Me: Oh geez that's me. I've been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight."

“Him: Whos my dirty little [censored]? Me: Oh geez that’s me. I’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight.”

32) These sex memes are also deep.

"When his voice is deep as hell and he calls you baby girl. I'm moister than an oyster."

“When his voice is deep as hell and he calls you baby girl. I’m moister than an oyster.”

33) Netflix and chill sex memes.

"How you look at your girl 20 minutes into 'Netflix and Chill'."

“How you look at your girl 20 minutes into ‘Netflix and Chill’.”

34) Embarrassing after sex memes.

"I have a [censored] stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!!"

“I have a [censored] stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!!”

35) Pulling out after sex memes.

"When she asks if you pulled out and you say yea."

“When she asks if you pulled out and you say yea.”

36) Funny sex memes for him.

"I'm not sure who this woman is, but, apparently she knows you."

“I’m not sure who this woman is, but, apparently she knows you.”

37)

"Is this about sucking [censored]?: If at first, you don't succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again."

“Is this about sucking [censored]?: If at first, you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again.”

38)

"Lack of sex will have you mad at stupid [censored] like why is this floor on the floor."

“Lack of sex will have you mad at stupid [censored] like why is this floor on the floor.”

39) A whole minute of sex memes.

"When you last a whole minute instead of 30 seconds: My powers have doubled since the last time we met."

“When you last a whole minute instead of 30 seconds: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.”

40)

"Me: I love a man who can be assertive and take charge. Also me: Who the [censored] are you talking to, first of all."

“Me: I love a man who can be assertive and take charge. Also me: Who the [censored] are you talking to, first of all.”

41) Funny sex memes for her.

"No Ma'am. A [censored] isn't proof you can work as part of a team."

“No Ma’am. A [censored] isn’t proof you can work as part of a team.”

42) Sex memes for women.

"Me as a girlfriend: Wanna come over and eat what my mom made. What did she make? Me."

“Me as a girlfriend: Wanna come over and eat what my mom made. What did she make? Me.”

43)

"When men turn 50 years old: In memory of [censored] power."

“When men turn 50 years old: In memory of [censored] power.”

44)

"When Miley is naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'music' but when I do it, I'm 'wasted' and 'have to leave Home Depot'."

“When Miley is naked and licks a hammer it’s ‘art’ and ‘music’ but when I do it, I’m ‘wasted’ and ‘have to leave Home Depot’.”

45) SpongeBob sex memes and Valentine’s Day.

"My expectations for Valentine's Day VS reality."

“My expectations for Valentine’s Day VS reality.”

46)

"No problem. Would you enjoy seeing my [censored]? I would, and thank you for asking. You're welcome. I wouldn't send it all willy nilly. Polite sexting. We've found a winner, kids. Are we ignoring the pun in 'willy nilly?'"

“No problem. Would you enjoy seeing my [censored]? I would, and thank you for asking. You’re welcome. I wouldn’t send it all willy nilly. Polite sexting. We’ve found a winner, kids. Are we ignoring the pun in ‘willy nilly?'”

47) Big sex memes.

"My, oh my that's a big carrot."

“My, oh my that’s a big carrot.”

48)

"Pick your favorite sex position: Just happy to be here."

“Pick your favorite sex position: Just happy to be here.”

49) Funny sex memes that aren’t biased.

"[censored] is biased. Either [censored] of 18. What about postgrad with bad credit who drives Subaru to 1 pm matinees? No one wants to [censored] to that?"

“[censored] is biased. Either [censored] of 18. What about a postgrad with bad credit who drives Subaru to 1 pm matinees? No one wants to [censored] to that?”

50)

"My favorite sex position is one that doesn't hurt my back and is closest to the phone charger."

“My favorite sex position is one that doesn’t hurt my back and is closest to the phone charger.”

51) Funny sex memes for her.

"Reading sexts you sent when ur not [censored] anymore and u can't believe those things went through ur head."

“Reading sexts you sent when ur not [censored] anymore and u can’t believe those things went through your head.”

52)

"Roses are red germs give you a cough. Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

“Roses are red germs give you a cough. Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off.”

53) Sex memes for hungry women.

"When you say you're hungry and he sends a [censored] pic instead. Sure I love a big [censored], what girl doesn't!"

“When you say you’re hungry and he sends a [censored] pic instead. Sure I love a big [censored], what girl doesn’t!”

54)

"Send = Nudes."

“Send = Nudes.”

55) After sex memes when you gotta dip.

"When the sex is trash so you spit on her back and act like you nutted so you can dip."

“When the sex is trash so you spit on her back and act like you nutted so you can dip.”

56)

"When you shave everything and exfoliate your entire body for an 'actually what about tomorrow night?'"

“When you shave everything and exfoliate your entire body for an ‘actually what about tomorrow night?'”

57)

"When she finds out you got 1st place in all the 150cc Mario Kart courses."

“When she finds out you got 1st place in all the 150cc Mario Kart courses.”

58) Instagram sex memes for her.

"Men should have to legally disclose to you if they don't eat [censored] before you even start talking to them."

“Men should have to legally disclose to you if they don’t eat [censored] before you even start talking to them.”

59) After sex memes worth contemplating.

"Sitting on the edge of the bed after some nasty [censored] sex and wondering if you still gettin' into heaven."

“Sitting on the edge of the bed after some nasty [censored] sex and wondering if you still gettin’ into heaven.”

60)

"When he slaps my [censored] and say 'you like that [censored] don't you'."

“When he slaps my [censored] and say ‘you like that [censored] don’t you’.”

61)

"When he start kissing the neck before Netflix even loads."

“When he starts kissing the neck before Netflix even loads.”

62) After sex memes and dirty talk.

"You telling him '[censored] in me daddy' and the MF actually does it now you just laying there like."

“You telling him ‘[censored] in me daddy’ and the MF actually does it now you just laying there like.”

63)

"When the vending machine finally accepts ur bill: Oh yeah suck it up [censored]."

“When the vending machine finally accepts ur bill: Oh yeah suck it up [censored].”

64)

"I thought this was an everything bagel with a ribbon tied around it. It's back."

“I thought this was an everything bagel with a ribbon tied around it. It’s back.”

65)

"When you try to be sweet but you're still a pervert."

“When you try to be sweet but you’re still a pervert.”

66)

"He tryna think of a way to tell her she can't stay the night."

“He tryna think of a way to tell her she can’t stay the night.”

67)

"When yo girl pretends she's not in the mood to [censored] but you slip ya hand down there and her [censored] like."

“When yo girl pretends she’s not in the mood to [censored] but you slip ya hand down there and her [censored] like.”

68)

"When u suck extra hard on the straw of your milkshake and nothing comes out: [censored] you're thick."

“When u suck extra hard on the straw of your milkshake and nothing comes out: [censored] you’re thick.”

69)

"[Undoes GF's bra the first time] Wow have you been practicing? Don't be ridiculous. [me and dog exchange glances]"

“[Undoes GF’s bra the first time] Wow have you been practicing? Don’t be ridiculous. [me and dog exchange glances]”

70) SpongeBob sex memes for bae.

"When bae asks me what do I want for Valentine's Day."

“When bae asks me what do I want for Valentine’s Day.”

71)

"When he wants you to do all those nasty things you sexted to him when you were bored and lonely."

“When he wants you to do all those nasty things you sexted to him when you were bored and lonely.”

72)

"What does getting your [censored] ate feel like?"

“What does getting your [censored] ate feel like?”

73)

"When you been eating her out for over a half-hour."

“When you been eating her out for over a half-hour.”

74)

"When he asks you 'who taught ya that?' but it's your first time doing it."

“When he asks you ‘who taught ya that?’ but it’s your first time doing it.”

75)

"I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."

“I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much.”

76) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny sex memes…

"Write a sad story in 4 words: I shaved, I shaved for nothing."

“Write a sad story in 4 words: I shaved, I shaved for nothing.”

77)

"When y'all just chillin' and he suddently whip it out."

“When y’all just chillin’ and he suddenly whips it out.”

78)

"When you just get out of a relationship and you announce your return to hoe life."

“When you just get out of a relationship and you announce your return to hoe life.”

79)

"When you're shy and cute on the outside, but a kinky hoe on the inside."

“When you’re shy and cute on the outside, but a kinky hoe on the inside.”

I hope you enjoyed these funny sex memes!

"When she comes over to actually watch Netflix."
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“When she comes over to actually watch Netflix.”

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