79 Funny Sex Memes With Generous Amounts of Dirty and Sexy

Memes are generally funny but when it comes to sex memes, there is a fine line we try not to cross. We scoured the sexiest corners of the web to find some of the best memes we could find just for you! Here are 79 funny memes with just the right amount of “dirty” and “sexy” to make them memorable.

1) Let the funny sex memes begin!

2) When you were meant for each other.

“You: Are u a bad girl 😉 Me: I have disappointed everyone I’ve ever loved ;(“

3) When your sex game is on a whole other level.

“When he asks if you have any sex toys.”

4) When your bae is considerate AF.

“When he asks if you’re sure you want him to choke you harder because he’s worried that you might die.”

5) Netflix and chill with funny sex memes.

“Bae: It’s movie night tonight… Me: What are we watching? Bae: We’re making one… Me:”

6) How do I know that meme will contain an eggplant emoji?

“When u be fake moaning in bed and he tags u in a meme bout killing the [censored].

7) When you’ve had the D.

“Before [censored]. After [censored]”

8) When you’re trying to be subtle but it’s not working.

“When he says ‘what u tryna do?’ but u too shy to admit u tryna go back to his crib and ride his [censored] into the sunset.”

9) When you’re planning a quiet night at home.

“Cashier: Wow haha, big plans tonight? Lady: Go [censored] yourself Carol and do your damn job.”

10) SpongeBob sex memes that are anything but PG-13.

“Condoms are not 100% safe…My friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.”

11) When you just follow your heart and do what makes you happy.

“Couples have dated for 10 years then get married and divorced after a year. Strangers have [censored] on the 1st date and now are celebrating their 15th anniversary. Some get married after 6 months and are still happily married. There is no formula for this. Do what makes you [censored] happy.”

12) How about putting energy into that, uh?

“Crazy idea: How about y’all stop worrying about a woman’s hymen and put energy into finding a woman’s [censored]?”

13) Funny sex memes don’t get bigger than this!

“[censored] are like paychecks! You don’t know how yours compares to others but you always hope yours is a little bigger.”

14) When you’ve lived a satisfying life…

“When you die being a hoe.”

15) Funny sex memes for him.

“Me discussing sports VS men discussing [censored].”

16) When you’re planning to take matters into your own hands.

“So you have any birdhouses I could have sex with? Sir, we only have birdhouses you can have sex with.”

17) Funny sex memes are a treat.

“[censored] means you get a treat afterward, yeah?”

18) When you’re warming her up…

“(Driving test) Instructor: Turn the car on. Me: Umm ok. (rubbing interior) Do you like that? You filthy who-. Instructor: Ok we’re done here.”

19) Why wouldn’t you? They’re comfortable!

“Dudes love telling a woman how they like to see her in matching bra and panty sets, but be walking around in these. Boys.”

20) Funny sex memes for him.

“Eating [censored] coz you love it VS eating [censored] coz she asked you to.”

21) When the hatred is mutual but the sex is great.

“My favorite sex position is mutual hatred.”

22) Giving her all Arthur sex memes.

“When you finally agree to a [censored] with your man but he’s giving her all the [censored]…”

23) When you’re about to have an anxiety attack.

“[censored]: What are you doing? Me: About to have an anxiety attack. [censored]: Without me ;)”

24) Feeling a heartbeat with sex memes featuring Arthur.

“When you get so MF [censored], you start to feel a heartbeat in ya [censored].”

25) Funny sex memes are gonna make you crumb!

“I’m gonna crumb! I’m gonna crumb! I crumbled.”

26) How I look when he says it!

“When he says I got the lube.”

27) When you’re searching for cream pie recipes with the SafeSearch off.

“Hardcore [censored]. That sounds like an interesting recipe.”

28) When there are too many instructions.

“When he starts yelling too many instructions while y’all having sex. ‘Now flip over…On your side…Turn around…Look at me…”

29) After-sex memes.

“Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re [censored]…”

30) Funny sex memes for him.

“Her: You pulled out, right? Me: Yup.”

31) When you’re not afraid to admit it.

“Him: Who is my dirty little [censored]? Me: Oh geez that’s me. I’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight.”

32) These sex memes are also deep.

“When his voice is deep as hell and he calls you baby girl. I’m moister than an oyster.”

33) Netflix and chill sex memes.

“How you look at your girl 20 minutes into ‘Netflix and Chill’.”

34) Embarrassing sex memes.

“I have a [censored] stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!!”

35) Sex memes after pulling out.

“When she asks if you pulled out and you say yeah.”

36) Funny sex memes for him.

“I’m not sure who this woman is, but, apparently she knows you.”

37) When you’re not a quitter.

“Is this about sucking [censored]?: If at first, you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again.”

38) When you’re mad at the weirdest things.

“Lack of sex will have you mad at stupid [censored] like why is this floor on the floor.”

39) A whole minute of sex memes.

“When you last a whole minute instead of 30 seconds: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.”

40) When you’re only trying to be assertive.

“Me: I love a man who can be assertive and take charge. Also me: Who the [censored] are you talking to, first of all.”

41) Funny sex memes for her.

“No Ma’am. A [censored] isn’t proof you can work as part of a team.”

42) Sex memes for women.

“Me as a girlfriend: Wanna come over and eat what my mom made? What did she make? Me.”

43) When you’re reaching for the little blue pill.

“When men turn 50 years old: In memory of [censored] power.”

44) When you’re feeling all conflicted.

“When Miley is naked and licks a hammer it’s ‘art’ and ‘music’ but when I do it, I’m ‘wasted’ and ‘have to leave Home Depot.'”

45) SpongeBob sex memes and Valentine’s Day.

“My expectations for Valentine’s Day VS reality.”

46) When polite sexting works!

“No problem. Would you enjoy seeing my [censored]? I would, and thank you for asking. You’re welcome. I wouldn’t send it all willy-nilly. Polite sexting. We’ve found a winner, kids. Are we ignoring the pun in ‘willy nilly?'”

47) Big sex memes.

“My, oh my that’s a big carrot.”

48) When you’re happy to just get some.

“Pick your favorite sex position: Just happy to be here.”

49) Funny sex memes that aren’t biased.

“[censored] is biased. Either [censored] of 18. What about a postgrad with bad credit who drives Subaru to 1 pm matinees? No one wants to [censored] to that?”

50) When you’re sexy and practical too.

“My favorite sex position is one that doesn’t hurt my back and is closest to the phone charger.”

51) Funny sex memes for her.

“Reading sexts you sent when ur not [censored] anymore and u can’t believe those things went through your head.”

52) How do you like the poem?

“Roses are red germs that give you a cough. Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off.”

53) Sex memes for hungry women.

“When you say you’re hungry and he sends a [censored] pic instead. Sure I love a big [censored], what girl doesn’t!”

54) When she likes guys with big…brains.

“Send = Nudes.”

55) Memes after sex when you gotta dip.

“When the sex is trash so you spit on her back and act like you nutted so you can dip.”

56) When you’re thinking about tomorrow night.

“When you shave everything and exfoliate your entire body for an ‘actually what about tomorrow night?'”

57) When you realize all that gaming practice didn’t go to waste.

“When she finds out you got 1st place in all the 150cc Mario Kart courses.”

58) Instagram sex memes for her.

“Men should have to legally disclose to you if they don’t eat [censored] before you even start talking to them.”

59) Memes after sex worth contemplating.

“Sitting on the edge of the bed after some nasty [censored] sex and wondering if you still gettin’ into heaven.”

60) When you pretend you don’t like it but you do.

“When he slaps my [censored] and say ‘you like that [censored] don’t you.'”

61) When you ‘Netflix and Chill’ and just fast forward to the chill part.

“When he starts kissing the neck before Netflix even loads.”

62) After sex memes and dirty talk.

“You telling him ‘[censored] in me daddy’ and the MF actually does it and now you just laying there like.”

63) When you’re just happy it worked.

“When the vending machine finally accepts ur bill: Oh yeah suck it up [censored].”

64) When your eyes are seeing things.

“I thought this was an everything bagel with a ribbon tied around it. It’s back.”

65) When you’re not afraid to show who you really are.

“You try to be sweet but you’re still a pervert.”

66) When you gotta smash and dash…

“He tryna think of a way to tell her she can’t stay the night.”

67) When you’re getting mixed signals.

“When yo girl pretends she’s not in the mood to [censored] but you slip ya hand down there and her [censored] like.”

68) When you’re just happy you got it to come out.

“When u suck extra hard on the straw of your milkshake and nothing comes out: [censored] you’re thick.”

69) When you’ve been practicing to make a good impression…

“[Undoes GF’s bra the first time] Have you been practicing? Don’t be ridiculous. [me and dog exchange glances]”

70) SpongeBob sex memes for bae.

“When bae asks me what do I want for Valentine’s Day.”

71) When you were horny and not thinking straight.

“When he wants you to do all those nasty things you sexted to him when you were bored and lonely.”

72) When it’s an out-of-body experience…

“What does getting your [censored] ate feel like?”

73) When you’re putting in the time.

“When you been eating her out for over a half-hour.”

74) When you’re an eager beaver and love to learn.

“When he asks you ‘Who taught ya that?’ but it’s your first time doing it.”

75) When things don’t quite look like they appear…

“I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much.”

76) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny sex memes…

“Write a sad story in 4 words: I shaved, I shaved for nothing.”

77) When you’re just chilling and bam!

“When y’all just chillin’ and he suddenly whips it out.”

78) When old habits die hard.

“When you just get out of a relationship and you announce your return to hoe life.”

79) When you’re a lady on the street but a freak in the sheets.

“When you’re shy and cute on the outside, but a kinky hoe on the inside.”

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