If you have a friend or relative that is pregnant, or you’re pregnant yourself, you’ve come to the right place for some much-needed humor. With the constant food cravings, body aches and pains, and morning sickness, nothing is funny about being pregnant…except for pregnancy memes.
Pregnancy and childbirth is a wondrous thing but when you’re having a bad day, it’s always great to share a laugh to raise your spirits. We’ve done the heavy lifting for you and compiled 71 of the funniest pregnancy memes you’ll find on the internet. Enjoy!
1) Let the funny pregnancy memes begin!
“Pregnancy. What people think I want: Advice, pickles, to hear how big I am, their hands on my belly. more pickles, jokes about life after baby, ice cream. What I actually want: A nap, a massage, to put on socks, to sleep on my stomach, your silence, a judgment-free grande latte, ice cream.”
“All I want for Christmas is for people to stop asking when the baby is coming!”
3) Funny pregnancy memes for guys.
“And now a message for men who say ‘we’re pregnant.’ ‘Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No.’ ‘You’re not pregnant. We are!'”
“Ask if the baby is here yet one more time.”
5) Funny pregnancy memes about the first, second, and third trimester.
“Being pregnant. 1st trimester: Boobs on fire, nausea, can’t even tell people you’re pregnant. 2nd trimester: Hey! 3rd trimester: You OK down there, Liz? I’m fine.”
“The best thing about being pregnant…People WANT you to nap and you don’t feel guilty or lazy for doing so.”
7) Funny pregnancy nausea memes about food.
“Can’t eat because of nausea. Nauseous because I can’t eat. Well played, pregnancy. Well played.”
8) Funny pregnancy announcement memes for baby showers.
“I cordially invite you to buy my baby some s#!t.”
9) Funny memes for new parents.
“How do I put this? You will never ‘sleep in’ again.”
“I don’t even say ‘hello’ anymore. Every call begins with, ‘No baby yet.'”
11) Funny early pregnancy memes.
“Due date? I’m coming when I say so.”
12) Funny pregnancy memes for dads.
“During labor, the pain is so great that a woman…Can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a fever.”
“‘Enjoy your pregnancy, it goes by so fast!’ False. I’m confident I’ve been pregnant with this baby for roughly 3 years.”
“Everybody, leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant, and need to do it again tomorrow.”
“How I feel when trying to get outta bed every morning.”
16) Funny pregnancy memes about the first trimester.
“The first trimester of pregnancy is one long all-day hangover. Except, the only thing you overindulged in the night before was Netflix.”
“‘Get pregnant’, they said. ‘You’ll glow’, they said.”
“Growing a baby makes me feel like a superhero. A really tired, weak superhero who wants to eat all the time and isn’t allowed to lift heavy objects.”
19) Funny unplanned pregnancy memes.
“These have got to be the two dumbest people alive. These pregnancy memes are too good.”
“I haven’t had alcohol in months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.”
“Ask me if I’m having twins one more time.”
22) Funny memes about the joys of pregnancy.
“How you envisioned being pregnant. How it actually is.”
“I DO NOT have a waddle…It is called pregnancy swag.”
24) Funny overdue pregnancy memes.
“If you could stop asking me when the baby will be here…That’d be greeeeeat.”
“I’m not wearing any panties under the skirt…Because I peed a little when I threw up earlier. Now ravish me!”
26) Classic pregnancy memes and moments from Friends.
“Interviewer: Any special skills? Me:”
“Is that my shirt? Not anymore.”
“When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? Answer: It’s never okay.”
“I’ve reached that point in my pregnancy where I no longer want to wear pants.”
30) Keep calm, here are more overdue pregnancy memes.
“Keep calm I’m still pregnant.”
31) Funny pregnancy memes about the third trimester.
“You know you’re in your third trimester when you drop something on the floor and you walk away muttering, ‘Oh, screw it.'”
“‘Leggings aren’t pants.’ Oh, I’m sorry. I left how much I care in the back pocket of the jeans I’m never going to wear.”
“Let’s give it up for uteruses, the original 3-D printers.”
34) Funny pregnancy memes about food.
“List of foods that are safe to eat while pregnant.”
“Love is feeling your baby kick.”
“Me: I am exhausted! Fitbit: You have taken 9 steps today.”
“That moment you realize you’re eating for two on Thanksgiving.”
38) More funny pregnancy memes about food.
“My daily meals include breakfast, brunch, lunch, pre-dinner, dinner, pre-dessert, dessert #2 and a post-dinner snack.”
“No, I don’t want to go shoe shopping.”
“Not sure if pregnancy hormones making me a [censored] or if I have a valid reason for my behavior.”
“Note to self: It is normal to hate your husband for irrational reasons during pregnancy; however, ‘because he breathes like an @$$ hole’ is not grounds for divorce.”
42) Funny early pregnancy memes.
“Now they’ve invented a pregnancy test with a curved handle, so you don’t get to pee on your hand? Listen, if you aren’t ready to get pee on your hand, you definitely aren’t ready for motherhood.”
43) Funny overdue pregnancy memes.
“Oh, you’re tired of waiting for me to go into labor? Can I do anything to make it easier on you?”
“One does not simply sleep while 9 months pregnant.”
45) Funny pregnancy memes from The Titanic.
“When people ask me how far along I am…It’s been 84 years…”
“Pregnancy: A 9-month long hostage situation where you are both the hostage, and the building.”
“When you’re pregnant and it’s new years…”
48) Funny pregnancy memes for dads.
“I pushed out an ENTIRE BABY in less time than it takes my husband to poop.”
49) You’ll never regret funny pregnancy memes either.
“I regret nothing. Nothing.”
“Whoever said pregnancy is all sunshine and rainbows needs medication.”
51) Funny pregnancy nausea memes.
“Say crackers and ginger ale again.”
52) Funny pregnancy memes poking fun at the first, second, and third trimester.
“The second trimester is the best! Only because the first was so awful.”
53) Gotta love cute pregnancy memes.
“How I see myself introducing my baby to people: I maed dis.”
54) Funny overdue pregnancy memes!
“Sex education should be taught by a pregnant woman four days past her due date.”
“She’s getting up again??? Have to pee…Have to pee…”
“I’m sorry for the unkind words. I spoke out of raging pregnancy hormones.”
“Don’t tell me leggings aren’t pants. I’m nine months pregnant; pants are whatever I decide they are.”
58) Funny pregnancy memes about the third trimester.
“Today is the beginning of my third trimester. So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
“That moment when you are walking around, actually feeling like you look attractive while pregnant, and then realizing there are cookie crumbs on your belly.”
“These sweatpants are all that fits me right now…”
61) Funny pregnancy memes about third-trimester romance.
“[censored] this s#!t…I’m going on maternity leave.”
“Tired. Just tired.”
“I want to eat fruit, but the baby wants the cake.”
“Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband’s lap instead of mine.”
66) Funny trimester memes about the third trimester.
“Third trimester has me like…I wanna take a nap. I wanna take a nap. I wanna take a nap right here. Good night.”
67) Funny overdue pregnancy memes.
“Waiting for this baby is like picking up someone from the airport but you don’t know who they are or what time their flight comes in.”
“How I want to spend every minute of every day. #pregnancyproblems”
“I was told there would be glowing.”
“When you get out of the shower and you sit on the bed trying to get yourself pumped up to get dressed.”
71) Funny overdue pregnancy memes.
“While everyone is giving birth I’m over here like…I hate you.”
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