71 Funny Pregnancy Memes with Laughs for Moms and Dads

If you have a friend or relative that is pregnant, or you’re pregnant yourself, you’ve come to the right place for some much-needed humor. With the constant food cravings, body aches and pains, and morning sickness, nothing is funny about being pregnant…except for pregnancy memes.

Pregnancy and childbirth is a wondrous thing but when you’re having a bad day, it’s always great to share a laugh to raise your spirits. We’ve done the heavy lifting for you and compiled 71 of the funniest pregnancy memes you’ll find on the internet. Enjoy!

1) Let the funny pregnancy memes begin!

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Pregnancy. What people think I want: Advice, pickles, to hear how big I am, their hands on my belly. more pickles, jokes about life after baby, ice cream. What I actually want: A nap, a massage, to put on socks, to sleep on my stomach, your silence, a judgment-free grande latte, ice cream."

“Pregnancy. What people think I want: Advice, pickles, to hear how big I am, their hands on my belly. more pickles, jokes about life after baby, ice cream. What I actually want: A nap, a massage, to put on socks, to sleep on my stomach, your silence, a judgment-free grande latte, ice cream.”

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71 Pregnancy Memes - "All I want for Christmas is for people to stop asking when the baby is coming!"

“All I want for Christmas is for people to stop asking when the baby is coming!”

3) Funny pregnancy memes for guys.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "And now a message for men who say 'we're pregnant.' 'Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No.' 'You're not pregnant. We are!'"

“And now a message for men who say ‘we’re pregnant.’ ‘Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No.’ ‘You’re not pregnant. We are!'”

4)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Ask if the baby is here yet one more time."

“Ask if the baby is here yet one more time.”

5) Funny pregnancy memes about the first, second, and third trimester.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Being pregnant. 1st trimester: Boobs on fire, nausea, can't even tell people you're pregnant. 2nd trimester: Hey! 3rd trimester: You OK down there, Liz? I'm fine."

“Being pregnant. 1st trimester: Boobs on fire, nausea, can’t even tell people you’re pregnant. 2nd trimester: Hey! 3rd trimester: You OK down there, Liz? I’m fine.”

6)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "The best thing about being pregnant...People WANT you to nap and you don't feel guilty or lazy for doing so."

“The best thing about being pregnant…People WANT you to nap and you don’t feel guilty or lazy for doing so.”

7) Funny pregnancy nausea memes about food.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Can't eat because of nausea. Nauseous because I can't eat. Well played, pregnancy. Well played."

“Can’t eat because of nausea. Nauseous because I can’t eat. Well played, pregnancy. Well played.”

8) Funny pregnancy announcement memes for baby showers.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I cordially invite you to buy my baby some s#!t."

“I cordially invite you to buy my baby some s#!t.”

9) Funny memes for new parents.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "How do I put this? You will never 'sleep in' again."

“How do I put this? You will never ‘sleep in’ again.”

10)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I don't even say 'hello' anymore. Every call begins with, 'No baby yet.'"

“I don’t even say ‘hello’ anymore. Every call begins with, ‘No baby yet.'”

11) Funny early pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Due date? I'm coming when I say so."

“Due date? I’m coming when I say so.”

12) Funny pregnancy memes for dads.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "During labor, the pain is so great that a woman...Can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a fever."

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman…Can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a fever.”

13)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "'Enjoy your pregnancy, it goes by so fast!' False. I'm confident I've been pregnant with this baby for roughly 3 years."

“‘Enjoy your pregnancy, it goes by so fast!’ False. I’m confident I’ve been pregnant with this baby for roughly 3 years.”

14)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Everybody, leave me alone. I've had a busy day being pregnant, and need to do it again tomorrow."

“Everybody, leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant, and need to do it again tomorrow.”

15)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "How I feel when trying to get outta bed every morning."

“How I feel when trying to get outta bed every morning.”

16) Funny pregnancy memes about the first trimester.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "The first trimester of pregnancy is one long all-day hangover. Except, the only thing you overindulged in the night before was Netflix."

“The first trimester of pregnancy is one long all-day hangover. Except, the only thing you overindulged in the night before was Netflix.”

17)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "'Get pregnant', they said. 'You'll glow', they said."

“‘Get pregnant’, they said. ‘You’ll glow’, they said.”

18)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Growing a baby makes me feel like a superhero. A really tired, weak superhero who wants to eat all the time and isn't allowed to lift heavy objects."

“Growing a baby makes me feel like a superhero. A really tired, weak superhero who wants to eat all the time and isn’t allowed to lift heavy objects.”

19) Funny unplanned pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "These have got to be the two dumbest people alive. These pregnancy memes are too good."

“These have got to be the two dumbest people alive. These pregnancy memes are too good.”

20)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I haven't had alcohol in months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow."

“I haven’t had alcohol in months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.”

21)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Ask me if I'm having twins one more time."

“Ask me if I’m having twins one more time.”

22) Funny memes about the joys of pregnancy.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "How you envisioned being pregnant. How it actually is."

“How you envisioned being pregnant. How it actually is.”

23)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I DO NOT have a waddle...It is called pregnancy swag."

“I DO NOT have a waddle…It is called pregnancy swag.”

24) Funny overdue pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "If you could stop asking me when the baby will be here...That'd be greeeeeat."

“If you could stop asking me when the baby will be here…That’d be greeeeeat.”

25)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I'm not wearing any panties under the skirt...Because I peed a little when I threw up earlier. Now ravish me!"

“I’m not wearing any panties under the skirt…Because I peed a little when I threw up earlier. Now ravish me!”

26) Classic pregnancy memes and moments from Friends.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Interviewer: Any special skills? Me:"

“Interviewer: Any special skills? Me:”

27)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Is that my shirt? Not anymore."

“Is that my shirt? Not anymore.”

28)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? Answer: It's never okay."

“When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? Answer: It’s never okay.”

29)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I've reached that point in my pregnancy where I no longer want to wear pants."

“I’ve reached that point in my pregnancy where I no longer want to wear pants.”

30) Keep calm, here are more overdue pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Keep calm I'm still pregnant."

“Keep calm I’m still pregnant.”

31) Funny pregnancy memes about the third trimester.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "You know you're in your third trimester when you drop something on the floor and you walk away muttering, 'Oh, screw it.'"

“You know you’re in your third trimester when you drop something on the floor and you walk away muttering, ‘Oh, screw it.'”

32)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "'Leggings aren't pants.' Oh, I'm sorry. I left how much I care in the back pocket of the jeans I'm never going to wear."

“‘Leggings aren’t pants.’ Oh, I’m sorry. I left how much I care in the back pocket of the jeans I’m never going to wear.”

33)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Let's give it up for uteruses, the original 3-D printers."

“Let’s give it up for uteruses, the original 3-D printers.”

34) Funny pregnancy memes about food.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "List of foods that are safe to eat while pregnant."

“List of foods that are safe to eat while pregnant.”

35)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Love is feeling your baby kick."

“Love is feeling your baby kick.”

36)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Me: I am exhausted! Fitbit: You have taken 9 steps today."

“Me: I am exhausted! Fitbit: You have taken 9 steps today.”

37)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "That moment you realize you're eating for two on Thanksgiving."

“That moment you realize you’re eating for two on Thanksgiving.”

38) More funny pregnancy memes about food.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "My daily meals include breakfast, brunch, lunch, pre-dinner, dinner, pre-dessert, dessert #2 and a post-dinner snack."

“My daily meals include breakfast, brunch, lunch, pre-dinner, dinner, pre-dessert, dessert #2 and a post-dinner snack.”

39)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "No, I don't want to go shoe shopping."

“No, I don’t want to go shoe shopping.”

40)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Not sure if pregnancy hormones making me a [censored] or if I have a valid reason for my behavior."

“Not sure if pregnancy hormones making me a [censored] or if I have a valid reason for my behavior.”

41)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Note to self: It is normal to hate your husband for irrational reasons during pregnancy; however, 'because he breathes like an @$$ hole' is not grounds for divorce."

“Note to self: It is normal to hate your husband for irrational reasons during pregnancy; however, ‘because he breathes like an @$$ hole’ is not grounds for divorce.”

42) Funny early pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Now they've invented a pregnancy test with a curved handle, so you don't get to pee on your hand? Listen, if you aren't ready to get pee on your hand, you definitely aren't ready for motherhood."

“Now they’ve invented a pregnancy test with a curved handle, so you don’t get to pee on your hand? Listen, if you aren’t ready to get pee on your hand, you definitely aren’t ready for motherhood.”

43) Funny overdue pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Oh, you're tired of waiting for me to go into labor? Can I do anything to make it easier on you?"

“Oh, you’re tired of waiting for me to go into labor? Can I do anything to make it easier on you?”

44)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "One does not simply sleep while 9 months pregnant."

“One does not simply sleep while 9 months pregnant.”

45) Funny pregnancy memes from The Titanic.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "When people ask me how far along I am...It's been 84 years..."

“When people ask me how far along I am…It’s been 84 years…”

46)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Pregnancy: A 9-month long hostage situation where you are both the hostage, and the building."

“Pregnancy: A 9-month long hostage situation where you are both the hostage, and the building.”

47)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "When you're pregnant and it's new years..."

“When you’re pregnant and it’s new years…”

48) Funny pregnancy memes for dads.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I pushed out an ENTIRE BABY in less time than it takes my husband to poop."

“I pushed out an ENTIRE BABY in less time than it takes my husband to poop.”

49) You’ll never regret funny pregnancy memes either.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I regret nothing. Nothing."

“I regret nothing. Nothing.”

50)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Whoever said pregnancy is all sunshine and rainbows needs medication."

“Whoever said pregnancy is all sunshine and rainbows needs medication.”

51) Funny pregnancy nausea memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Say crackers and ginger ale again."

“Say crackers and ginger ale again.”

52) Funny pregnancy memes poking fun at the first, second, and third trimester.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "The second trimester is the best! Only because the first was so awful."

“The second trimester is the best! Only because the first was so awful.”

53) Gotta love cute pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "How I see myself introducing my baby to people: I maed dis."

“How I see myself introducing my baby to people: I maed dis.”

54) Funny overdue pregnancy memes!

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Sex education should be taught by a pregnant woman four days past her due date."

“Sex education should be taught by a pregnant woman four days past her due date.”

55)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "She's getting up again??? Have to pee...Have to pee..."

“She’s getting up again??? Have to pee…Have to pee…”

56)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I'm sorry for the unkind words. I spoke out of raging pregnancy hormones."

“I’m sorry for the unkind words. I spoke out of raging pregnancy hormones.”

57)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Don't tell me leggings aren't pants. I'm nine months pregnant; pants are whatever I decide they are."

“Don’t tell me leggings aren’t pants. I’m nine months pregnant; pants are whatever I decide they are.”

58) Funny pregnancy memes about the third trimester.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Today is the beginning of my third trimester. So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."

“Today is the beginning of my third trimester. So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”

59)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "That moment when you are walking around, actually feeling like you look attractive while pregnant, and then realizing there are cookie crumbs on your belly."

“That moment when you are walking around, actually feeling like you look attractive while pregnant, and then realizing there are cookie crumbs on your belly.”

60)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "These sweatpants are all that fits me right now..."

“These sweatpants are all that fits me right now…”

61) Funny pregnancy memes about third-trimester romance.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Third-trimester sex..."

“Third-trimester sex…”

62)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "[censored] this s#!t...I'm going on maternity leave."

“[censored] this s#!t…I’m going on maternity leave.”

63)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Tired. Just tired."

“Tired. Just tired.”

64)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I want to eat fruit, but the baby wants the cake."

“I want to eat fruit, but the baby wants the cake.”

65)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine."

“Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband’s lap instead of mine.”

66) Funny trimester memes about the third trimester.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Third trimester has me like...I wanna take a nap. I wanna take a nap. I wanna take a nap right here. Good night."

“Third trimester has me like…I wanna take a nap. I wanna take a nap. I wanna take a nap right here. Good night.”

67) Funny overdue pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "Waiting for this baby is like picking up someone from the airport but you don't know who they are or what time their flight comes in."

“Waiting for this baby is like picking up someone from the airport but you don’t know who they are or what time their flight comes in.”

68)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "How I want to spend every minute of every day. #pregnancyproblems"

“How I want to spend every minute of every day. #pregnancyproblems”

69)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "I was told there would be glowing."

“I was told there would be glowing.”

70)

71 Pregnancy Memes - "When you get out of the shower and you sit on the bed trying to get yourself pumped up to get dressed."

“When you get out of the shower and you sit on the bed trying to get yourself pumped up to get dressed.”

71) Funny overdue pregnancy memes.

71 Pregnancy Memes - "While everyone is giving birth I'm over here like...I hate you."

“While everyone is giving birth I’m over here like…I hate you.”

I hope you enjoyed these pregnancy memes!

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