As the world of Instagram grows, more and more people are looking for funny captions to use. If you’re one of those people who has trouble thinking up funny things to caption your Instagram pictures, this is the article for you! We’ve compiled a list of 83 funny Instagram captions that will make everyone laugh.
Best of all, they’re all so good and original, it’s ridiculous! Whether you want to use one as your own or just browse through our list for some inspiration, these funny Instagram captions are perfect for any occasion. Enjoy!
Let the funny Instagram captions begin!
1) After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
2) My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I have to do.
3) I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
4) Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!
5) A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.
6) Dear sleep, thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
7) I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.
8) Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
9) Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
10) I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
11) I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year.
12) Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.
13) I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are just too good to ignore.
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14) Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
15) My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
16) There’s no “we” in fries.
17) Patience – what you have when there are too many witnesses.
18) They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
19) I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
20) Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
21) We don’t know what’s tighter: Our jeans or our company culture.
22) That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it.
23) I don’t want to be in a relationship, also I would rather be in a Range Rover.
24) I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!
25) What if we told you…you can eat without posting it on Instagram?
26) Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.
27) You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
Sassy Instagram Captions.
28) What’s a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful.
29) Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!
30) I’m not gonna sugarcoat the truth, I’m not Willy Wonka.
31) If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
32) Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
33) I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.
34) I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
35) One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
36) Reality called, so I hung up.
37) Throw sass around like confetti.
Funny instagram captions for friends.
38) As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
39) Just dropped my new single! It’s me. I’m single.
40) There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.
Funny instagram captions for couples.
41) Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday…Yesterday you were pretty annoying.
42) Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
43) Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
44) Hella heart eyes for you.
45) Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married…
46) You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
47) I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
48) My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Funny instagram captions for selfies.
49) Be savage, not average.
50) Life is better when you’re laughing.
51) Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.
52) Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
53) Maybe she’s born with it…
54) Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.
55) It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
56) Self-love is the best love.
57) The best of me is yet to come.
58) They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
59) Today is a good day for cake.
60) I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
61) Be yourself, there’s no one better.
Funny instagram captions for boyfriends.
62) Even the stars were jealous of the sparkle in her eyes.
63) Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!
64) He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge…I am going to take his last name.
65) I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.
Funny instagram captions for girlfriends.
66) Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
67) You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
68) You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.
69) I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
70) I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate…but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
71) With a great girlfriend comes great expenses.
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72) Get out there and live a little.
73) Friday, my second favorite F word.
74) Look for the magic in every moment.
75) Be more of you and less of them.
76) The scenic route is always better.
77) She acts like summer and walks like rain.
78) Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
79) Some days start better than others.
80) Stress less and enjoy the best.
81) Sunday Funday.
82) Whatever is good for your soul, do that.
83) Wine + dinner = winner.
I hope you enjoyed these funny captions!
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