We all know that cartoons are hilarious. But what you may not know is that they’re also full of wisdom. Some of my fondest memories growing up is waking up early on Saturday mornings, sitting down with a huge bowl of cereal and enjoying Saturday morning cartoons. They always make me smile, and I bet these funny cartoon quotes can do the same for you.
The Simpsons, Family Guy, Snoopy, and classic Looney Tunes are just some of my favorites but unfortunately, many adults outgrow cartoons; however, whether you’re a fan of cartoons or not, these 31 funny cartoon quotes are sure to entertain you. So relax and enjoy some laughs courtesy of your favorite cartoon characters!
Let the funny cartoon quotes begin!
1) “And if I catch you with Mrs. Butterworth again, I will cut off your crescent roll.”
2) “I don’t ask questions. I just have fun!” – Bugs Bunny
3) “I’d be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.” – Homer Simpson
4) “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine you…” – Johnny Bravo
5) “I can tell you a million and a half things I’ve never heard of!” – Twister, Rocket Power
6) “Dear God…We pay for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.” – The Simpsons
7) “Never forget that you are someone special!” – Snoopy
8) “Good night! May God protect you. May the sadness forget you. May goodness surround you, and may God always bless you. Amen. Sweet dreams! You are very special.” – Snoopy
9) “I smile because you’re my family…I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!” – Minions
You spin me right round…
10) “If people were meant to pop out of bed we’d all sleep in toasters!” – Garfield
11) “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” – Peter Griffin, The Family Guy
12) “It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.”
13) “I just hugged you in my thoughts. I hope you felt it! I love you.” – Snoopy
14) “Never underestimate a woman who loves Snoopy.”
15) “Nice to meet you, Robin. I’m the professor. He made us in his laboratory by accident. It’s okay, professor. I was an accident, too.” – The Powerpuff Girls
16) “Good night. Sleep and faith are a perfect combo. So, give all your worries to God and go to sleep in peace. God is awake. Amen! Created by Leana, you are very special.” – Snoopy
17) “People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh
18) “Pump it up.” – Snoopy
19) “When one’s heart is overfilled with joy, some may spill from the eyes.” – Fa Zhou, Mulan II
Cute and funny cartoon quotes by Snoopy…
20) “Sending you, big hugs, little hugs, snuggle hugs, loving hugs, comfort hugs. Whatever kind of hug you need, this should have it covered, especially for you. I love you.” – Snoopy
21) “Seriously, I don’t know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren’t coming back for them.” – Daffy Duck
22) “Some of us grew up loving Snoopy. The cool ones still do.”
23) “Stressed out? Maybe you just need a Snoopy.”
24) “The things that make me different are the things that make me.” – Winnie the Pooh
25) “I want to sleep but my brain can’t stop talking to itself.” – Garfield
26) “Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson
27) “I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I tawt I taw another puddy tat. I’m tawounded by puddy tats.” – Tweety Bird
28) “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” – Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
29) “Whatever. I need sleep. I hate cleaning up around here. What’s the point? It’s just gonna get dirty again. I’m a mess. I need to change, and I don’t even know where to start.” – Buttercup, The Powerpuff Girls
30) “You will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
31) “You can’t buy happiness but you can listen to music and it’s almost the same thing.”
I hope you enjoyed these funny cartoon quotes!
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