53 Funny Egg Memes That Won’t Break Your Budget

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but lately, it’s also been the most expensive part of the day! Egg prices have been crazy expensive, putting a dent in many people’s wallets. Now more than ever, it’s essential to start your morning off with a good chuckle! Well, these 53 funny egg memes will surely crack you up and put a smile on your face.

From expensive eggs being used as marriage proposals to “which came first, the chicken or the egg” puns, these memes will have you laughing out loud. So whether you like your eggs sunny side up, scrambled, or in a safe so that they won’t get stolen, we hope you enjoy these funny egg memes!

1) Let the egg memes begin!

Remember that golden egg post on Instagram that beat Kylie Jenner's regarding her new baby? It's arguably the most popular egg meme but there are so many great egg memes!

Remember that golden egg post on Instagram that beat Kylie Jenner’s post about her new baby? It’s arguably the most popular egg meme but there are so many great egg memes! Here’s more…

2)

"A guy's gotta make money. POV: You started a side hustle in Biden's economy."

“A guy’s gotta make money. POV: You started a side hustle in Biden’s economy.”

3) Egg memes for trying times.

"A single egg carton. I will propose to a woman with this. *gets down on one knee* Can I offer you *opens carton* an egg in this trying time?"

“A single egg carton. I will propose to a woman with this. *gets down on one knee* Can I offer you *opens carton* an egg in this trying time?”

4)

"Am I the only one who peels egg skin like this? When I saw your fingernails, I knew something was wrong."

“Am I the only one who peels egg skin like this? When I saw your fingernails, I knew something was wrong.”

5) Egg memes that prove it’s who you know when egg prices go up!

"And just like that, the crazy chicken lady became everyone's favorite neighbor."

“And just like that, the crazy chicken lady became everyone’s favorite neighbor.”

6)

"Being cute just died. Men will want a woman who can catch a chicken now."

“Being cute just died. Men will want a woman who can catch a chicken now.”

7)

"Black or white, we all just some egg for real. I can't believe this man just fixed racism."

“Black or white, we all just some egg for real. I can’t believe this man just fixed racism.”

8) Eggs are the new status symbol. So are egg memes…

"He just bought a dozen eggs."

“He just bought a dozen eggs.”

9)

"Me when I buy a carton of eggs: Your card declined."

“Me when I buy a carton of eggs: Your card declined.”

10) Funny memes about the price of eggs in 2023.

"Buying eggs in 2023: I don't have $30,000 lying around."

“Buying eggs in 2023: I don’t have $30,000 lying around.”

11) I bet Gordon Ramsay isn’t a fan of egg memes.

"What came first? The chicken of the egg? It doesn't matter cause you can't cook either one."

“What came first? The chicken of the egg? It doesn’t matter cause you can’t cook either one.”

12)

"Y'all can go and cancel that Easter egg hunt."

“Y’all can go and cancel that Easter egg hunt.”

13) When the price of eggs goes up, the memes only get funnier.

"Chickens after the price of eggs went up."

“Chickens after the price of eggs went up.”

14)

"How cool would it be if you lived at the corner of bacon and eggs."

“How cool would it be if you lived at the corner of bacon and eggs.”

15) Egg memes when you can’t get a date.

"Dating sites this week."

“Dating sites this week.”

16)

"Dozen farm fresh eggs. I will trade for a 2015 or newer JEEP. Don't try to lowball me...I know what I got."

“Dozen farm fresh eggs. I will trade for a 2015 or newer JEEP. Don’t try to lowball me…I know what I got.”

17) Who knew egg memes could be so profound?

"Egg salad is still chicken salad when you think about it."

“Egg salad is still chicken salad when you think about it.”

18)

"Every Easter my mother hides a three-pound Easter egg in the house and sets my brother and I off to go find it and guess who got it for the fourth consecutive year in a row. Not those little [censored]. This is the face of a true winner."

“Every Easter my mother hides a three-pound Easter egg in the house and sets my brother and me off to go find it and guess who got it for the fourth consecutive year in a row. Not those little [censored]. This is the face of a true winner.”

19)

"Going to law school vs. Selling eggs."

“Going to law school vs. Selling eggs.”

20)

"I have eggs down here."

“I have eggs down here.”

21)

"OMG! He went to Kroger. Follow me for more expert marriage advice."

“OMG! He went to Kroger. Follow me for more expert marriage advice.”

22)

"He died last fry day. Thank god he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely on a better plate."

“He died last fry day. Thank god he wasn’t beaten. Don’t worry, he went over easy. He’s now on the sunny side. He’s definitely on a better plate.”

23) Funny egg memes for a healthy breakfast.

"A healthy breakfast of yogurt, a peach, and apple slices. Thought this was an egg with fries."

“A healthy breakfast of yogurt, a peach, and apple slices. Thought this was an egg with fries.”

24) Expensive egg memes for Valentine’s Day.

"Hey, my dudes! Listen up: This Valentine's Day, get her something expensive."

“Hey, my dudes! Listen up: This Valentine’s Day, get her something expensive.”

25)

"How to beat depression. Depression. How to beat anxiety. Anxiety. How to beat an egg. An egg. I have a crippling egg."

“How to beat depression. Depression. How to beat anxiety. Anxiety. How to beat an egg. An egg. I have a crippling egg.”

26) Egg memes that strike tension and fear.

"I will keep picking eggs randomly from the tray so they don't know who's next. I love creating tension."

“I will keep picking eggs randomly from the tray so they don’t know who’s next. I love creating tension.”

27)

"I'm going to practice my cooking. I need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. That's 1000 eggs a minute. That's 16.666666 eggs a second. I need to be fast. So fast you can't even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. I hope the world is ready. What the [censored]?"

“I’m going to practice my cooking. I need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. That’s 1000 eggs a minute. That’s 16.666666 eggs a second. I need to be fast. So fast you can’t even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. I hope the world is ready. What the [censored]?”

28)

"I just-"

“I just-“

29) Booby egg memes?

"Just found this, entitled 'Ghost egg scared of its own [censored]' so I'm done with today."

“Just found this, entitled ‘Ghost egg scared of its own [censored]’ so I’m done with today.”

30)

"[marriage therapy] Her: He won't stop talking in egg phrases! Him: I don't want this marriage to be over easily. I'm scrambling to fix this."

“[marriage therapy] Her: He won’t stop talking in egg phrases! Him: I don’t want this marriage to be over easily. I’m scrambling to fix this.”

31) The state of egg memes in 2023.

"Me looking at other people at the grocery store who don't have eggs in their cart."

“Me looking at other people at the grocery store who don’t have eggs in their cart.”

32)

"No matter how hard I try, I can't eggscape the pain."

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t eggscape the pain.”

33)

"It's one dozen eggs, Michael. What could it cost? $10?"

“It’s one dozen eggs, Michael. What could it cost? $10?”

34)

"People who have their own chickens right now."

“People who have their own chickens right now.”

35)

"Please kill me."

“Please kill me.”

36)

"I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg."

“I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg.”

37) Rappers showing off their egg shortage memes.

"How rappers show off their wealth in 2023..."

“How rappers show off their wealth in 2023…”

38)

"Recipe: Add 6 eggs to batter. Me: I'm never going to financially recover from this."

“Recipe: Add 6 eggs to batter. Me: I’m never going to recover from this financially.”

39) I am an egg…

"Shhhh. I am an egg."

“Shhhh. I am an egg.”

40) …and I am Egg Sheeran memes.

"Egg Sheeran."

“Egg Sheeran.”

41)

"Egg shortage is real. We're gonna have to paint potatoes this Easter y'all."

“Egg shortage is real. We’re gonna have to paint potatoes this Easter y’all.”

42)

"Symbols of wealth through time...600 BC. 1900. 2023."

“Symbols of wealth through time…600 BC. 1900. 2023.”

43)

"Sunny side down."

“Sunny side down.”

44)

"Take me somewhere expensive."

“Take me somewhere expensive.”

45)

"Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing. My brain: Suck an egg."

“Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing. My brain: Suck an egg.”

46) Egg memes when you win the lottery.

"I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery but there will be signs."

“I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery but there will be signs.”

47)

"How's the diet going? Not good. I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? Cadbury."

“How’s the diet going? Not good. I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? Cadbury.”

48) Double yolk egg memes are the best!

"This morning I cracked an egg and it was double yolk and I was like cool, 2nd one I got double, and then I"m like Woah. 3rd egg I was like??? 4th I was like WHAT ARE THE ODDS and then I read the box. Double yolks."

“This morning I cracked an egg and it was double yolk and I was like cool, 2nd one I got double, and then I”m like Woah. 3rd egg I was like??? 4th I was like WHAT ARE THE ODDS and then I read the box. Double yolks.”

49)

"Well, I guess that settles that old argument."

“Well, I guess that settles that old argument.”

50)

"What I see vs. What the egg sees."

“What I see vs. What the egg sees.”

51)

"When your ponytail's in too tight."

“When your ponytail’s in too tight.”

52)

"Where I keep my eggs these days."

“Where I keep my eggs these days.”

53)

"You know how no one knows which came first, chicken or egg? It's the egg. They plants. Holy [censored]. Get the kids and pack the car I'm coming home. Don't [censored] move."

“You know how no one knows which came first, chicken or egg? It’s the egg. They plants. Holy [censored]. Get the kids and pack the car I’m coming home. Don’t [censored] move.”

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