29 Funny Egg Memes for Breakfast

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not start your morning off with a good chuckle? I look forward to eating breakfast every day but never know what to read while enjoying eggs for breakfast. Well, these 29 funny egg memes are sure to crack you up and put a smile on your face.

From eggs being used as marriage proposals to “which came first, the chicken or the egg” puns, these memes will have you laughing out loud. So whether you like your eggs sunny side up or scrambled, we hope you enjoy these funny egg memes!

1) Let the egg memes begin!

Remember that golden egg post on Instagram that beat Kylie Jenner's regarding her new baby? It's arguably the most popular egg meme but there are so many great egg memes!

Remember that golden egg post on Instagram that beat Kylie Jenner’s post about her new baby? It’s arguably the most popular egg meme but there are so many great egg memes! Here’s more…

2)

"A single egg carton. I will propose to a woman with this. *gets down on one knee* Can I offer you *opens carton* an egg in this trying time?"

“A single egg carton. I will propose to a woman with this. *gets down on one knee* Can I offer you *opens carton* an egg in this trying time?”

3)

"Am I the only one who peels egg skin like this? When I saw your fingernails, I knew something was wrong."

“Am I the only one who peels egg skin like this? When I saw your fingernails, I knew something was wrong.”

4)

"Black or white, we all just some egg for real. I can't believe this man just fixed racism."

“Black or white, we all just some egg for real. I can’t believe this man just fixed racism.”

5) I bet Gordon Ramsay isn’t a fan of egg memes.

"What came first? The chicken of the egg? It doesn't matter cause you can't cook either one."

“What came first? The chicken of the egg? It doesn’t matter cause you can’t cook either one.”

6)

"How cool would it be if you lived at the corner of bacon and eggs."

“How cool would it be if you lived at the corner of bacon and eggs.”

7) Who knew egg memes could be so deep?

"Egg salad is still chicken salad when you think about it."

“Egg salad is still chicken salad when you think about it.”

8)

"Every Easter my mother hides a three-pound Easter egg in the house and sets my brother and I off to go find it and guess who got it for the fourth consecutive year in a row. Not those little [censored]. This is the face of a true winner."

“Every Easter my mother hides a three-pound Easter egg in the house and sets my brother and me off to go find it and guess who got it for the fourth consecutive year in a row. Not those little [censored]. This is the face of a true winner.”

9)

"He died last fry day. Thank god he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely on a better plate."

“He died last fry day. Thank god he wasn’t beaten. Don’t worry, he went over easy. He’s now on the sunny side. He’s definitely on a better plate.”

10) Funny egg memes for a healthy breakfast.

"A healthy breakfast of yogurt, a peach, and apple slices. Thought this was an egg with fries."

“A healthy breakfast of yogurt, a peach, and apple slices. Thought this was an egg with fries.”

11)

"How to beat depression. Depression. How to beat anxiety. Anxiety. How to beat an egg. An egg. I have a crippling egg."

“How to beat depression. Depression. How to beat anxiety. Anxiety. How to beat an egg. An egg. I have a crippling egg.”

12) Egg memes that strike tension and fear.

"I will keep picking eggs randomly from the tray so they don't know who's next. I love creating tension."

“I will keep picking eggs randomly from the tray so they don’t know who’s next. I love creating tension.”

13)

"I'm going to practice my cooking. I need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. That's 1000 eggs a minute. That's 16.666666 eggs a second. I need to be fast. So fast you can't even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. I hope the world is ready. What the [censored]?"

“I’m going to practice my cooking. I need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. That’s 1000 eggs a minute. That’s 16.666666 eggs a second. I need to be fast. So fast you can’t even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. I hope the world is ready. What the [censored]?”

14)

"I just-"

“I just-“

15) Booby egg memes?

"Just found this, entitled 'Ghost egg scared of its own [censored]' so I'm done with today."

“Just found this, entitled ‘Ghost egg scared of its own [censored]’ so I’m done with today.”

16)

"[marriage therapy] Her: He won't stop talking in egg phrases! Him: I don't want this marriage to be over easily. I'm scrambling to fix this."

“[marriage therapy] Her: He won’t stop talking in egg phrases! Him: I don’t want this marriage to be over easily. I’m scrambling to fix this.”

17)

"No matter how hard I try, I can't eggscape the pain."

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t eggscape the pain.”

18)

"Please kill me."

“Please kill me.”

19)

"I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg."

“I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg.”

20) I am an egg…

"Shhhh. I am an egg."

“Shhhh. I am an egg.”

21) …and I am Egg Sheeran memes.

"Egg Sheeran."

“Egg Sheeran.”

22)

"Sunny side down."

“Sunny side down.”

23)

"Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing. My brain: Suck an egg."

“Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing. My brain: Suck an egg.”

24)

"How's the diet going? Not good. I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? Cadbury."

“How’s the diet going? Not good. I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? Cadbury.”

25) Double yolk egg memes are the best!

"This morning I cracked an egg and it was double yolk and I was like cool, 2nd one I got double, and then I"m like Woah. 3rd egg I was like??? 4th I was like WHAT ARE THE ODDS and then I read the box. Double yolks."

“This morning I cracked an egg and it was double yolk and I was like cool, 2nd one I got double, and then I”m like Woah. 3rd egg I was like??? 4th I was like WHAT ARE THE ODDS and then I read the box. Double yolks.”

26)

"Well, I guess that settles that old argument."

“Well, I guess that settles that old argument.”

27)

"What I see vs. What the egg sees."

“What I see vs. What the egg sees.”

28)

"When your ponytail's in too tight."

“When your ponytail’s in too tight.”

29)

"You know how no one knows which came first, chicken or egg? It's the egg. They plants. Holy [censored]. Get the kids and pack the car I'm coming home. Don't [censored] move."

“You know how no one knows which came first, chicken or egg? It’s the egg. They plants. Holy [censored]. Get the kids and pack the car I’m coming home. Don’t [censored] move.”

I hope you enjoyed these egg memes!

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