Are you feeling under the weather? Do you need a good laugh to cure what ails you? Well, have no fear, because we’ve got just the prescription you need! Today, we’re taking a humorous look at the world of medicine through the lens of doctor memes.
From hilarious jokes about medical procedures to silly puns about common ailments, we’ve got a collection of memes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh your way to better health with these side-splitting doctor memes! See, laughter truly is the best medicine!
1) Let the doctor memes begin!
“I’m afraid you’ll have to stop masturbating. Oh, does it really make you blind? No, but I’m trying to examine you.”
2) Does an apple a day keep the doctor memes away?
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Oh no, not an apple. My only weakness. Stay away from my family.”
3) Funny memes when a doctor gets results from a physician assistant.
“Are the results ready yet? You asked 5 minutes ago, be patient. I am a doctor.”
4) Controversial doctor memes about universal healthcare.
“Australia vs US language differences: Bloke = Man. Cyclone = Hurricane. Lift = Elevator. Shopping center = Shopping mall. Universal healthcare = .”
5) Gotta love doctor memes with clever puns.
“Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.”
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“Dentist: Open up, please. Me: Sometimes I get sad.”
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“Do you need another stool sample, doctor? I didn’t even ask for the first one.”
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“Doc: I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is you have 24 hours to live. Guy: And the worse news? Doc: I meant to tell you yesterday.”
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“Doctor: What brings you here today? Me: My car haha. Doctor: (writing in the chart) Not sexually active.”
10) Doctor exam memes are rude!
“Dr: You’re severely overweight. Patient: I want a 2nd opinion. Dr: You’re also ugly.”
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“It’s exactly what I was afraid of. What? Skeletons.”
12) Funny doctor appointment memes when you’re at the doctor’s office…
“I have a 1:30 appointment. Which doctor? No, I want the regular doctor.”
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“I’m having problems with my hearing. Can you describe the symptoms? Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy.”
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“I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.”
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“If you connect the measles it spells out ‘My parents are idiots.'”
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“Kid: Are you going to save me? Doctor: Well I could heal you quite easily by giving you medication but your parents think all you need is prayers to get better so you’re gonna die, lmao.”
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“Knock knock! Who’s there? The interrupting doctor. The interrupt-You have cancer.”
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“Me: My wife left me, I lost my job, life sucks, what am I doing wrong? Dentist: *rips off therapist costume* IT’S BECAUSE YOU DON’T FLOSS.”
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“Performs life-saving, 12-hour surgery. Patient thanks God.”
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“Psycho the rapist. It’s one word, George!”
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“Me: *puts finger on scanner* The Pyxis: What the cinnamon toast [censored] is this?”
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!["I said to my doctor, 'I think I might have ADHD because I can't remember where I parked my Ford! She said, 'That's not how ADHD works. I said, 'But I keep losing my Focus! Doctor: Listen here, you little [censored]."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/doctor-memes-22.jpg?resize=720%2C661&ssl=1)
“I said to my doctor, ‘I think I might have ADHD because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford! She said, ‘That’s not how ADHD works. I said, ‘But I keep losing my Focus! Doctor: Listen here, you little [censored].”
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!["Doctor: I'm sorry, your wife will never walk again. Me: That lazy [censored]."](https://i0.wp.com/winkgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/doctor-memes-23.jpg?resize=720%2C717&ssl=1)
“Doctor: I’m sorry, your wife will never walk again. Me: That lazy [censored].”
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“The doctor said I should touch myself whenever I feel like it. No. He said you could have a stroke at any time.”
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“Want the good news or the bad news first? Good news, please, doctor. Well, they’re naming a disease after you.”
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“When a patient doesn’t want to cooperate with any of the medication and treatment: Okay, get in.”
27) Funny doctor writing memes that nobody understands!
“Who are we? Doctors!”
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“Me: Aren’t you gonna treat me? Doc: I am treating you. Me: You’re just staring at me. Doc: It’s called silent treatment.”
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“I have your test results. Did I pass? Hahaha. You will soon.”
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