Hilarious Dirty Minded Memes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Welcome to a world where laughter knows no boundaries! In this post, we’re diving into a collection of dirty minded memes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re a fan of witty innuendos or clever visual puns, there’s something here for everyone to enjoy.

These memes play with innocent phrases, clever wordplay, and unexpected twists, keeping the humor fresh and ensuring you’ll be sharing these gems with friends for days to come. So, if you’re ready to embrace the fun and let go of inhibitions, get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of dirty minded memes!

1)

“A good place to put inspirational quotes is up your ass.”

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“Men only want one thing, and it’s disgusting. Then wash it.”

3)

“What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin’ off.”

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“I met a girl with 12 breasts. That sounds strange. Dozen tit?”

5)

“Eat ass.”

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“Sex with a 50-year-old woman is much like sex with a 20-year-old. Except it’s less likely to turn into child support payments.”

7)

“Holy shit! Check out that yacht!!!”

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“When she sees me getting sideways with my shopping cart and making racecar noises as I turn off of aisle 2.”

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“This looks like Sophia Loren and Pinocchio hooked up and she wrecked him.”

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“When you realize he didn’t even have Netflix.”

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“I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred. The number one answer was: How the fuck did you get in here?”

14)

“Disney Plus: You still there? Me:”

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“There are booty short slogans everywhere for those with eyes to see. This hole is not for everyone. Know your limitations.”

17)

“Titties and beer. You could live without them but why would you?”

18)

“Grandpa’s left nut waiting for him to realize it’s hanging out of his shorts.”

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“When your apartment manager needs a copy of your source of income.”

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“Little Darlings: Boobs as real as Impossible burgers.”

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“When she rubs ya meat a little as a joke and tries to walk away.”

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“Here lies Don Davis. It’s not the first time he lied.”

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“General hooker entrance.”

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“The man with Britain’s biggest penis.”

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“Every guy needs a girl that’s not afraid to get dirty.”

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“Tentacle porn. Eve eats apple.”

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“Sit down to watch porn. It connects to an Apple TV. You don’t own an Apple TV. You hear your neighbor’s kids scream.”

28)

“When airport security asks if I have any liquids in my carry-on: Yeah, one little bottle of spermicidal lube.”

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“Moms: *getting everyone ready in the morning*. Dads: I’m gonna do the world’s longest sh*t.”

30)

“Pippin tryna convince the ents to go to war.”

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“Absolutely no reason for CVS to be this horny. Warning: I squirt a lot. Be gentle.”

32)

“Love fappin.”

33)

“Hoe sales declined in April.”

34)

“Please god. Just this once. Don’t disappoint me.”

35)

“Farts: A spotter’s guide.”

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36)

“Gas, grass, or a**. Nobody rides for free.”

37)

“Fuck off.”

38)

“How to hold a fart in.”

39)

“When she says she not horny but you stick your hand down her pants and you know she lyin.”

40)

“1NSTK. 2PNK.”

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Please share these dirty minded memes and spread the laughter far and wide!

Last update on 2024-05-26 / Affiliate links / Images from Amazon Product Advertising API

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