71 Funny Dirty Memes People With Dirty Minds Will Love

The World Wide Web was technically invented in 1989 by British scientist Tim Berners-Lee but it wasn’t until the late 90s that “going online” started to be mainstream. Since then, we’ve seen cats playing the piano and tons of memes While there are plenty of clean memes, there are just as many dirty memes for adults that are just as funny.

While some of these sexy memes cross the line and get pretty offensive, it’s all in good fun. We scoured every dark corner of the web for dirty memes and I hope you enjoy this compilation 71 funny memes!

1) Let the funny dirty memes begin!

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When you a hoe and even your toothpaste knows what that mouth do."

“When you a hoe and even your toothpaste knows what that mouth do.”

2)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Son, I know you have grown up now, and I'm proud of you. When Ashley comes over tonight if things get serious, make sure you're SAFE! Use this! P.S. Your dinner is in the fridge, honey. Love Mom. Anyone see the problem here?"

“Son, I know you have grown up now, and I’m proud of you. When Ashley comes over tonight if things get serious, make sure you’re SAFE! Use this! P.S. Your dinner is in the fridge, honey. Love Mom. Anyone see the problem here?” Hint: the thumbtack.

3) Dirty girl memes that make you think.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs or because they love [censored]?"

“Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs or because they love [censored]?”

4)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When she asks if you're good in bed: Not the best but still good."

“When she asks if you’re good in bed: Not the best but still good.”

5) Funny dirty memes for dads.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Baby: So u came on her breasts? Man: ...It was an accident. Baby: I EAT FROM THOSE, BE MORE CONSIDERATE PHIL."

“Baby: So u came on her breasts? Man: …It was an accident. Baby: I EAT FROM THOSE, BE MORE CONSIDERATE PHIL.”

6)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Bae: Come over. Me: But I'm a cactus. Bae: My parents aren't home. Me:"

“Bae: Come over. Me: But I’m a cactus. Bae: My parents aren’t home. Me:”

7)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Woman: Do you have any batteries? Clerk: Sure come this way (wiggles finger). Woman: If I could come that way, I wouldn't need batteries."

“Woman: Do you have any batteries? Clerk: Sure come this way (wiggles finger). Woman: If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need batteries.”

8)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Before foreplay vs. After foreplay."

“Before foreplay vs. After foreplay.”

9)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "But my heart is big. I can't ride a heart."

“But my heart is big. I can’t ride a heart.”

10) Gotta love funny dirty memes!

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Catching snowflakes on ur tongue."

“Catching snowflakes on ur tongue.”

11)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "[censored] is nasty. First of all, I'm disgusting and [censored]  is a work of art. I'll [censored] until his soul is down my throat."

“[censored] is nasty. First of all, I’m disgusting and [censored] is a work of art. I’ll [censored] until his soul is down my throat.”

12) Do you like dirty memes too?

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Do you like pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat [censored]."

“Do you like pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat [censored].”

13)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "My doctor told me I'm low on vitamin 'D'...So I need more D. I definitely need more D."

“My doctor told me I’m low on vitamin ‘D’…So I need more D. I definitely need more D.”

14)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Haha big time. Dr: Like, with another person? Me: Oh, then no."

“Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Haha big time. Dr: Like, with another person? Me: Oh, then no.”

15) Funny dirty memes have gone to the dogs.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Dude, I swear I was just switching channels."

“Dude, I swear I was just switching channels.”

16)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When he fine but so are all of his friends: Why was I born a train."

“When he fine but so are all of his friends: Why was I born a train.”

17) Funny dirty memes for tree huggers.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "5 minutes into photosynthesis and chill."

“5 minutes into photosynthesis and chill.”

18)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill."

“Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill.”

19)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "You flip her over for [censored] and she arches her back like...So you look down like...Pathetic."

“You flip her over for [censored] and she arches her back like…So you look down like…Pathetic.”

20)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Would a gay shop owner decline service to someone because they were straight? No. Because gay people aren't [censored]. Well...Technically."

“Would a gay shop owner decline service to someone because they were straight? No. Because gay people aren’t [censored]. Well…Technically.”

21) Dirty girl memes for Pokemon fans.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Your girl when she sees my Pokemon card collection."

Your girl when she sees my Pokemon card collection.”

22)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When you give her a towel to clean up and she tries to hand it back to you: Yeah, well don't touch me with it."

“When you give her a towel to clean up and she tries to hand it back to you: Yeah, well don’t touch me with it.”

23) Slow down with the dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When he told you to slow down but you didn't listen."

“When he told you to slow down but you didn’t listen.”

24) Memes where dirty minds think alike.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Her: We should go to the park. Me: What park to you have in mind? [censored] Lick Park."

“Her: We should go to the park. Me: What park to you have in mind? [censored] Lick Park.”

25) Funny dirty memes when you’re thinking of the “D”.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Hey, can you pass me the external hard drive? She wants the (D:)."

“Hey, can you pass me the external hard drive? She wants the (D:).”

26)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Him: Hey babe I'm starving any suggestions? Me:"

“Him: Hey babe I’m starving any suggestions? Me:”

27)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Him: Bae, get on top. Me: Horse pretends to be dead every time he's supposed to go for a ride."

“Him: Bae, get on top. Me: Horse pretends to be dead every time he’s supposed to go for a ride.”

28)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "How to tell if ur dog is involved in a [censored] scandal."

“How to tell if ur dog is involved in a [censored] scandal.”

29)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "I found this carrot in my roommate's shower. Who the [censored] eats carrots in the shower?"

“I found this carrot in my roommate’s shower. Who the [censored] eats carrots in the shower?”

30) You’ll also like these other funny dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "If you like it you lick it. Everybody knows that."

“If you like it you lick it. Everybody knows that.”

31)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "I'll make you wet, one way or the other."

“I’ll make you wet, one way or the other.”

32)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "[censored] is kind of like cooking. Everyone can do it, but not everyone can make it delicious."

“[censored] is kind of like cooking. Everyone can do it, but not everyone can make it delicious.”

33) Gotta love dirty girl memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Jesus loves you. I'm sure he says that to all the girls."

“Jesus loves you. I’m sure he says that to all the girls.”

34)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Just found out people in [censored] don't love each other."

“Just found out people in [censored] don’t love each other.”

35) These funny dirty memes are slippery when wet.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "You know what else is slippery when wet?"

“You know what else is slippery when wet?”

36) Memes are also funnier when you have a dirty mind.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind. True story."

“Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind. True story.”

37)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "LOL, You should have [censored]!"

“LOL, You should have [censored]!”

38) Don’t get mad with dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When you're mad at him but not at his [censored]."

“When you’re mad at him but not at his [censored].”

39)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Me...Before [censored] vs. After [censored]."

“Me…Before [censored] vs. After [censored].”

40) Just don’t unfriend these funny dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Your memes are offensive and vulgar, I"m unfriending you. Me: Take this on your way out...[censored]."

“Your memes are offensive and vulgar, I”m unfriending you. Me: Take this on your way out…[censored].”

41)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When your mom out but she calls you while you beating your meat and you gotta make some [censored] up when she asks what you doing.

“When your mom out but she calls you while you beating your meat and you gotta make some [censored] up when she asks what you doing.

42) Dirty memes with subtitles.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "The movie. Me. Subtitles."

“The movie. Me. Subtitles.”

43)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "My girlfriend wishes I could see things from her point of view. I agree."

“My girlfriend wishes I could see things from her point of view. I agree.”

44)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Her: Name your fantasy and I'll do it. Me: Ok so put duct tape over your mouth. Her: Ooo [censored], go on ;) Me: And that's it."

“Her: Name your fantasy and I’ll do it. Me: Ok so put duct tape over your mouth. Her: Ooo [censored], go on 😉 Me: And that’s it.”

45) Lana is going to love funny dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "NAOMI: Did you know my name spelled backward is 'I MOAN'? That's SO funny cuz I love moaning. LANA: I wonder what my name spelled backward is..."

“NAOMI: Did you know my name spelled backward is ‘I MOAN’? That’s SO funny cuz I love moaning. LANA: I wonder what my name spelled backward is…”

46)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "On my way to reel in your [censored]."

“On my way to reel in your [censored].”

47) Dirty memes that are no joke.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "1 inch - Are you [censored] kidding? 2 inch - I can't even hold it properly. 3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life. 4 inch - I've had bigger. 5 inch - Good, but not enough! 6 inch - About right. 7 inch - Can't complain. 8 inch - [censored] perfect. 9 inch - A bit much. 10 inch - It's hurting my insides. 11 inch - I can't take it anymore. 12 inch - I'm absolutely [censored] destroyed. And this is how I rate my Subway sandwiches."

“1 inch – Are you [censored] kidding? 2 inch – I can’t even hold it properly. 3 inch – Never been so unsatisfied in my life. 4 inch – I’ve had bigger. 5 inch – Good, but not enough! 6 inch – About right. 7 inch – Can’t complain. 8 inch – [censored] perfect. 9 inch – A bit much. 10 inch – It’s hurting my insides. 11 inch – I can’t take it anymore. 12 inch – I’m absolutely [censored] destroyed. And this is how I rate my Subway sandwiches.”

48)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "My [censored] died. Can I bury it in ur [censored]."

“My [censored] died. Can I bury it in ur [censored].”

49)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When he putting the [censored] on and you just waiting there like."

“When he putting the [censored] on and you just waiting there like.”

50) Funny dirty memes are also not dead.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Romance is not dead: Bruise my esophagus."

“Romance is not dead: Bruise my esophagus.”

51)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "The secret to a successful marriage is to keep his stomach full and his [censored] empty."

“The secret to a successful marriage is to keep his stomach full and his [censored] empty.”

52)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "[censored] is all fun and games until someone has to sleep in the wet spot."

“[censored] is all fun and games until someone has to sleep in the wet spot.”

53) These dirty memes are freaky.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When she finally ur girl and the level of freaky she is doesn't match the level of innocence u thought she was..."

“When she finally ur girl and the level of freaky she is doesn’t match the level of innocence u thought she was…”

54)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Sometimes you just gotta get straight to the point and let him know he gives you butterflies in your [censored]."

“Sometimes you just gotta get straight to the point and let him know he gives you butterflies in your [censored].”

55) Spooning with funny dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When you're spooning and she pushes her bum upon you and you're like: You don't want to wake the dragon do you."

“When you’re spooning and she pushes her bum upon you and you’re like: You don’t want to wake the dragon do you.”

56)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Started from the bottom. Finished on your face."

“Started from the bottom. Finished on your face.”

57) “Subway, these dirty memes are just a joke. Love your sandwiches!”

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Subway. Introducing the Freshlight."

“Subway. Introducing the Freshlight.”

58)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When you [censored] his meat but remember he was likin that [censored] selfies."

“When you [censored] his meat but remember he was likin that [censored] selfies.”

59)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "I swear some people were conceived through [censored] because there's no way being that much of an [censored] is natural."

“I swear some people were conceived through [censored] because there’s no way being that much of an [censored] is natural.”

60) Learn something new with funny dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Take them to the zoo they said. They'll learn something new they said."

“Take them to the zoo they said. They’ll learn something new they said.”

61)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When you're talking to a girl and things start getting serious..."

“When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious…”

62) Go deeper with dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When she tells you to go deeper: There's no PP left for this move!"

“When she tells you to go deeper: There’s no PP left for this move!”

63)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "The struggle is real."

“The struggle is real.”

64) This yoga position begs for dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "This yoga position is called 'child support is only 18yrs'."

“This yoga position is called ‘child support is only 18yrs’.”

65) trEAT your girl right with funny dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Treat your girl right."

“Treat your girl right.”

66)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "[censored] is [censored] typewriter. Excuse me while I go write an essay."

“[censored] is [censored] typewriter. Excuse me while I go write an essay.”

67)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When you watch [censored] and [censored] at the same time as the horse."

“When you watch [censored] and [censored] at the same time as the horse.”

68)

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "We never truly grow up. We just get better swing sets."

“We never truly grow up. We just get better swing sets.”

69) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of dirty memes…

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "Her: What's your favorite- Me: Missionary. Her: ...Color."

“Her: What’s your favorite- Me: Missionary. Her: …Color.”

70) Take a ride with funny dirty memes.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "When he doesn't that side of you yet."

“When he doesn’t that side of you yet.”

71) Dirty memes for twins.

71 Funny Dirty Memes - "I would date a twin just to tell her sister I know what she looks like [censored]."

“I would date a twin just to tell her sister I know what she looks like [censored].”

I hope you enjoyed these funny dirty memes!

I hope you enjoyed these funny dirty memes!
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