87 Funny Coffee Memes Just in Time for the Daily Grind

Waking up to the delicious aroma of freshly brewed coffee and enjoying a delicious cup in peace or with someone you love can easily be defined as a perfect morning. For many, the anticipation is palpable as we await that glorious cup of joe in the morning. And nothing captures that feeling better than funny coffee memes.

We scoured every donut shop and coffee house to get the freshest coffee memes just for you! So grab your favorite cup of java and enjoy the following 87 funny memes!

1) Let the coffee memes begin!

"A new study links drinking more coffee to a longer lifespan. Awesome. I'm gonna be immortal."

“A new study links drinking more coffee to a longer lifespan. Awesome. I’m gonna be immortal.”

2) Coffee memes are so addicting!

"Coffee addict parking only. Violators will be creamed."

“Coffee addict parking only. Violators will be creamed.”

3)

"Coffee: Because anger management is too expensive!"

“Coffee: Because anger management is too expensive!”

4)

"Coffee: Because Monday happens every week!"

“Coffee: Because Monday happens every week!”

5) Enter the before and after coffee memes…

"Before coffee VS After coffee."

“Before coffee VS After a coffee.”

6)

"Before coffee VS After coffee."

“Before coffee VS After a coffee.”

7)

"Me before coffee VS Me after coffee."

“Me before coffee VS Me after coffee.”

8) Whatever you call it, these coffee memes will hit the spot!

"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage."

“You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage.”

9)

"You can come out now...It's safe, I've had my coffee!"

“You can come out now…It’s safe, I’ve had my coffee!”

10) Cat and coffee-loving memes!

"Cat mother coffee lover."

“Cat mother coffee lover.”

11)

"Coffee makes me happy."

“Coffee makes me happy.”

12)

"Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee, and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today."

“Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee, and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today.”

13) Tackle the day with coffee memes.

"A day might come where I get enough sleep and don't need coffee but it is not this day!"

“A day might come where I get enough sleep and don’t need coffee but it is not this day!”

14)

"Decaf coffee? Would you like some orange free orange juice with that?"

“Decaf coffee? Would you like some orange-free orange juice with that?”

15) Who needs jumper cables when there are coffee memes.

"Coffee didn't help...Pass me the jumper cables."

“Coffee didn’t help…Pass me the jumper cables.”

16)

"How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously."

“How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.”

17)

"Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Please be more like coffee."

“Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions in the morning. Please be more like coffee.”

18) Even grumpy cat likes coffee memes!

"Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee...Or my afternoon, evening or nighttime...You know what, just don't talk. Ever."

“Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee…Or my afternoon, evening, or nighttime…You know what, just don’t talk. Ever.”

19)

"I drink coffee because, without it, I'm basically a 2-year old whose blankie is in the washer."

“I drink coffee because, without it, I’m basically a 2-year-old whose blankie is in the washer.”

20) Plain and simple coffee memes.

"Bitter coffee: Enjoy your caramel skinny vanilla decaf frappuccino, you uncultured swine!"

“Bitter coffee: Enjoy your caramel skinny vanilla decaf frappuccino, you uncultured swine!”

21)

"Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early."

“Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early.”

22) Then, read the coffee memes.

"First I drink the coffee, then I do the stuff."

“First I drink the coffee, then I do the stuff.”

23)

"Sometimes I go hours without coffee. It's called sleeping."

“Sometimes I go hours without coffee. It’s called sleeping.”

24)

"I'm going to have to get a coffee. Or I'm going to have to get a lawyer."

“I’m going to have to get a coffee. Or I’m going to have to get a lawyer.”

25) Have a good morning with coffee memes.

"Good morning! Now, where's the coffee?"

“Good morning! Now, where’s the coffee?”

26)

"Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.”

27)

"Have you ever wondered how coffee works? It's easy! Coffee + Magic = Energy."

“Have you ever wondered how coffee works? It’s easy! Coffee + Magic = Energy.”

28) Hello, coffee memes!

"Hello darkness my old friend."

“Hello, darkness my old friend.”

29)

"Help me, caffeine. You're my only hope."

“Help me, caffeine. You’re my only hope.”

30) These coffee memes also don’t suck!

"Coffee helps to make things not suck."

“Coffee helps to make things not suck.”

31)

"How I survive."

“How I survive.”

32)

"I drink coffee for your protection."

“I drink coffee for your protection.”

33) Fix life’s problems with coffee memes.

"If coffee can't fix it, it's a serious problem."

“If coffee can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem.”

34)

"I'm on the coffee diet. That's when I drink coffee and don't bite people."

“I’m on the coffee diet. That’s when I drink coffee and don’t bite people.”

35) No, it’s time for more coffee memes!

"It's coffee time."

“It’s coffee time.”

36)

"I've made it from the bed to the coffee maker. There's no stopping me now."

“I’ve made it from the bed to the coffee maker. There’s no stopping me now.”

37) Keep calm and enjoy more coffee memes…

"Keep ca...Why is the coffee gone???"

“Keep ca…Why is the coffee gone???”

38)

"Life happens. Coffee helps."

“Life happens. Coffee helps.”

39)

"I like my coffee like I like myself; Dark, bitter, and too hot for you."

“I like my coffee how I like myself; Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

40) The same goes for coffee memes…

"Coffee: A liquid hug for your brain."

“Coffee: A liquid hug for your brain.”

41)

"Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today, either."

“Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either.”

42)

"Look at her...That's why I don't mess with her till she's had her coffee."

“Look at her…That’s why I don’t mess with her till she’s had her coffee.”

43)

"I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today."

“I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I’m going to be today.”

44)

"How coffee makes me feel."

“How coffee makes me feel.”

45) …and a side of coffee memes.

"Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish."

“Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.”

46)

"May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee."

“May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee.”

47)

"Me when I smell...Coffee brewing!"

“Me when I smell…Coffee brewing!”

48)

"Mmm...That first sip of coffee...Eye rolling, toe curling GOOD!"

“Mmm…That first sip of coffee…Eye rolling, toe-curling GOOD!”

49) Take over the world with coffee memes.

"It's Monday. I've had a pot of coffee. Time to take over the world."

“It’s Monday. I’ve had a pot of coffee. Time to take over the world.”

50)

"Morning instructions: 1) Wake up. 2) Wish you were dead. 3) Drink some coffee. 4) Wish someone else was dead."

“Morning instructions: 1) Wake up. 2) Wish you were dead. 3) Drink some coffee. 4) Wish someone else was dead.”

51)

"The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee."

“The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”

52)

"I must get up. My coffee needs me."

“I must get up. My coffee needs me.”

53)

"My precious."

“My precious.”

54)

"Coffee!!! I need more coffee!!!!"

“Coffee!!! I need more coffee!!!!”

55) Enjoying coffee memes one meme at a time.

"No speaking...Till this is empty."

“No speaking…Till this is empty.”

56)

"Coffee? Only one cup please..."

“Coffee? Only one cup please…”

57)

"I drink coffee because punching people is frowned upon."

“I drink coffee because punching people is frowned upon.”

58)

"Please don't disturb me while I'm having my coffee. Right now, all my people skills are in this cup."

“Please don’t disturb me while I’m having my coffee. Right now, all my people skills are in this cup.”

59)

"Don't have to poop? We'll see about that."

“Don’t have to poop? We’ll see about that.”

60)

"Procaffeinating: The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee."

“Procaffeinating: The tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.”

61) Coffee memes will give you wiiings.

"I put Red Bull in my coffee this morning instead of water and now I can see noises."

“I put Red Bull in my coffee this morning instead of water and now I can see noises.”

62)

"See this coffee? It's the fine line between my smile and my foot up your ass."

“See this coffee? It’s the fine line between my smile and my foot up your [censored].”

63)

"Shhh...I'm just pretending to be awake."

“Shhh…I’m just pretending to be awake.”

64)

"Short horror story: Monday and you're out of coffee."

“Short horror story: Monday and you’re out of coffee.”

65) Have fun with coffee memes.

"Some girls just want to have fun. I just want to drink coffee."

“Some girls just want to have fun. I just want to drink coffee.”

66)

"Sometimes, I need coffee just to make coffee."

“Sometimes, I need coffee just to make coffee.”

67)

"Soup of the day: Coffee."

“Soup of the day: Coffee.”

68)

"...Still not enough."

“…Still not enough.”

69)

"I take my coffee with two scoops of it's too early for this [censored] and a splash of zip it until noon."

“I take my coffee with two scoops of it’s too early for this [censored] and a splash of zip it until noon.”

70) Start your Monday mornings with coffee memes.

"The first sip of coffee on a Monday morning."

“The first sip of coffee on a Monday morning.”

71)

"There are two kinds of people. Coffee people and sad people."

“There are two kinds of people. Coffee people and sad people.”

72)

"There's a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash."

“There’s a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.”

73)

"How to summon me on a Monday morning."

“How to summon me on a Monday morning.”

74)

"When you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate while remaining exhausted."

“When you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate while remaining exhausted.”

75) Wake up to coffee memes…

"I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee."

“I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.”

76)

"Water is the most essential element of life because, without water, you can't make coffee."

“Water is the most essential element of life because, without water, you can’t make coffee.”

77)

"Ways to win my heart: 1) Buy me coffee. 2) Make me coffee. 3) Be coffee."

“Ways to win my heart: 1) Buy me coffee. 2) Make me coffee. 3) Be coffee.”

78)

"Well, bless your little heart...Did you say something before I finished my coffee?"

“Well, bless your little heart…Did you say something before I finished my coffee?”

79)

"What do you mean there's no coffee?"

“What do you mean there’s no coffee?”

80) Looking forward to Friday with coffee memes.

"What's more awesome than this? Friday coffee."

“What’s more awesome than this? Friday coffee.”

81)

"When you have to make the coffee before you've had the coffee."

“When you have to make the coffee before you’ve had the coffee.”

82)

"Me: Wow, I wonder why I have such a bad headache??? My body: You haven't had plain water in over 36 hours, your sleep schedule is nonexistent, you barely eat a meal a day. Me: *sipping my iced coffee* Interesting."

“Me: Wow, I wonder why I have such a bad headache??? My body: You haven’t had plain water in over 36 hours, your sleep schedule is nonexistent, and you barely eat a meal a day. Me: *sipping my iced coffee* Interesting.”

83)

"Work out tip: Get really heavy coffee mugs."

“Work out tip: Get really heavy coffee mugs.”

84)

"I'm worried that if I give up coffee, I'll take up murder."

“I’m worried that if I give up coffee, I’ll take up murder.”

85) Start your day with coffee memes.

"Yes, I could start my day without coffee but I like being able to remember stuff like putting on pants and where I work."

“Yes, I could start my day without coffee but I like being able to remember stuff like putting on pants and where I work.”

86)

"When you wake up and you're just trying to get to the coffee, but the kids are asking you a million questions."

“When you wake up and you’re just trying to get to the coffee, but the kids are asking you a million questions.”

87)

"When you're waiting for your coffee and you realize you never pressed the button."

“When you’re waiting for your coffee and you realize you never pressed the button.”

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